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Ramos · 02-26-2006, 09:41 PM

"I am an ordained pastor, PHd, successful businessman, martial artist, father of seven, satisfied husband. The product was a challenge for me intellectually and morally until I thought it through, then I realized that a quality surrogate was a great solution to an ancient problem - the feeling of freedom, the release of guilt, the incredible sensation - just telling it like it is."

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Ramos · 02-26-2006, 09:45 PM

This is from Dwreck

"I just got my FL today, couldn't wait to get home and try it. I got the pink lady super ribbed. This thing does not let you down. I almost came upon entry! Those ribs... OMG. I thought I was going to explode when I tried to pull it out. Being a bare back type of guy, it has been a long time since I have came in my wife. Let me tell ya, this product is all it claims to be and more. I cant wait to order and try a different insert as well! Thanks Again!"

lol

modF · 02-26-2006, 09:45 PM

I can see the public service ad campaign now.

"The Fleshlight, saving alterboys one at a time."

Ramos · 02-26-2006, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by modF

I can see the public service ad campaign now.

"The Fleshlight, saving alterboys one at a time."

Dagwolf · 02-26-2006, 09:46 PM

If you would also like a minister's license so that you can condemn and then forgive yourself for your lustful indecency with your fleshlight, visit the Universal Life Church and become ordained!

Adult webmasters welcome!

Ramos · 02-26-2006, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

If you would also like a minister's license so that you can condemn and then forgive yourself for your lustful indecency with your fleshlight, visit the Universal Life Church and become ordained!

Adult webmasters welcome!

I'll check that out after I click your sig and check out lovedollars new sites

Ramos · 02-26-2006, 11:18 PM

I just used my new Mouthlight...mocha...hollla

jacked · 02-26-2006, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by modF

I can see the public service ad campaign now.

"The Fleshlight, saving alterboys one at a time."

hahahah thats just wrong

reynold · 02-27-2006, 12:38 AM

nice and very convincing testimonials. i guess you should start the worldwide fleshlight campaign.

modF · 02-27-2006, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacked

hahahah thats just wrong

I blame it on my lack of sleep during the weekend.

Phoenix · 02-27-2006, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by modF

I can see the public service ad campaign now.

"The Fleshlight, saving alterboys one at a time."

haha nice...i love it

Thurbs · 02-27-2006, 08:38 AM

the mocha butt was nice

thx buddy

xclusive · 02-27-2006, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by modF

I can see the public service ad campaign now.

"The Fleshlight, saving alterboys one at a time."

line of the day

ServerGenius · 02-27-2006, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

If you would also like a minister's license so that you can condemn and then forgive yourself for your lustful indecency with your fleshlight, visit the Universal Life Church and become ordained!

Adult webmasters welcome!

Thanks for that link.....I've just become an ordained Reverend

JFK · 02-27-2006, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive

line of the day

or the year

DaddyHalbucks · 02-27-2006, 09:01 AM

Do you think the muslims would endorse it too?

Maybe the Fleshlight could be the key to MidEast peace?

The Fleshlight --the end of terrorism?!

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Hollywood Horwitz · 02-27-2006, 03:38 PM

they should issue FL's out to prisoners in jail,it would probally cut down on rape!

pr0 · 02-27-2006, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollywood Horwitz

they should issue FL's out to prisoners in jail,it would probally cut down on rape!

people make them with a towel rolled up, a latex glove & lotion

i learned that from a kid in juvenile

reynold · 02-27-2006, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos

This is from Dwreck

"I just got my FL today, couldn't wait to get home and try it. I got the pink lady super ribbed. This thing does not let you down. I almost came upon entry! Those ribs... OMG. I thought I was going to explode when I tried to pull it out. Being a bare back type of guy, it has been a long time since I have came in my wife. Let me tell ya, this product is all it claims to be and more. I cant wait to order and try a different insert as well! Thanks Again!"

lol

Sounds true here..

02-26-2006, 09:45 PM	#2
Ramos Custom User Title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 11,927	This is from Dwreck "I just got my FL today, couldn't wait to get home and try it. I got the pink lady super ribbed. This thing does not let you down. I almost came upon entry! Those ribs... OMG. I thought I was going to explode when I tried to pull it out. Being a bare back type of guy, it has been a long time since I have came in my wife. Let me tell ya, this product is all it claims to be and more. I cant wait to order and try a different insert as well! Thanks Again!" lol __________________ blewit.com - Performance & Pleasure Training For Men.

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02-26-2006, 09:41 PM	#1
Ramos Custom User Title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 11,927	Fleshlight Confessional: From an ordained pastor "I am an ordained pastor, PHd, successful businessman, martial artist, father of seven, satisfied husband. The product was a challenge for me intellectually and morally until I thought it through, then I realized that a quality surrogate was a great solution to an ancient problem - the feeling of freedom, the release of guilt, the incredible sensation - just telling it like it is." link #1 Male Sex Toy Check Out Fleshlights, if ya haven't get approved instantly __________________ blewit.com - Performance & Pleasure Training For Men.

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reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	nice and very convincing testimonials. i guess you should start the worldwide fleshlight campaign.

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