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Ramos 02-26-2006 09:41 PM
Fleshlight Confessional: From an ordained pastor
 
"I am an ordained pastor, PHd, successful businessman, martial artist, father of seven, satisfied husband. The product was a challenge for me intellectually and morally until I thought it through, then I realized that a quality surrogate was a great solution to an ancient problem - the feeling of freedom, the release of guilt, the incredible sensation - just telling it like it is."

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Ramos 02-26-2006 09:45 PM
This is from Dwreck

"I just got my FL today, couldn't wait to get home and try it. I got the pink lady super ribbed. This thing does not let you down. I almost came upon entry! Those ribs... OMG. I thought I was going to explode when I tried to pull it out. Being a bare back type of guy, it has been a long time since I have came in my wife. Let me tell ya, this product is all it claims to be and more. I cant wait to order and try a different insert as well! Thanks Again!"

lol

modF 02-26-2006 09:45 PM
I can see the public service ad campaign now.

"The Fleshlight, saving alterboys one at a time."


:)

Ramos 02-26-2006 09:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by modF
I can see the public service ad campaign now.

"The Fleshlight, saving alterboys one at a time."


:)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dagwolf 02-26-2006 09:46 PM
If you would also like a minister's license so that you can condemn and then forgive yourself for your lustful indecency with your fleshlight, visit the Universal Life Church and become ordained!

Adult webmasters welcome!

Ramos 02-26-2006 09:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dagwolf
If you would also like a minister's license so that you can condemn and then forgive yourself for your lustful indecency with your fleshlight, visit the Universal Life Church and become ordained!

Adult webmasters welcome!
I'll check that out after I click your sig and check out lovedollars new sites :winkwink:

Ramos 02-26-2006 11:18 PM
I just used my new Mouthlight...mocha...hollla

jacked 02-26-2006 11:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by modF
I can see the public service ad campaign now.

"The Fleshlight, saving alterboys one at a time."


:)

hahahah thats just wrong :1orglaugh

reynold 02-27-2006 12:38 AM
nice and very convincing testimonials. i guess you should start the worldwide fleshlight campaign.

modF 02-27-2006 08:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jacked
hahahah thats just wrong :1orglaugh

I blame it on my lack of sleep during the weekend. :)

Phoenix 02-27-2006 08:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by modF
I can see the public service ad campaign now.

"The Fleshlight, saving alterboys one at a time."


:)

haha nice...i love it

Thurbs 02-27-2006 08:38 AM
the mocha butt was nice :) thx buddy

xclusive 02-27-2006 08:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by modF
I can see the public service ad campaign now.

"The Fleshlight, saving alterboys one at a time."


:)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh line of the day:)

ServerGenius 02-27-2006 08:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dagwolf
If you would also like a minister's license so that you can condemn and then forgive yourself for your lustful indecency with your fleshlight, visit the Universal Life Church and become ordained!

Adult webmasters welcome!
Thanks for that link.....I've just become an ordained Reverend :thumbsup

JFK 02-27-2006 08:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xclusive
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh line of the day:)
or the year:1orglaugh

DaddyHalbucks 02-27-2006 09:01 AM
Do you think the muslims would endorse it too?

Maybe the Fleshlight could be the key to MidEast peace?

The Fleshlight --the end of terrorism?!

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Hollywood Horwitz 02-27-2006 03:38 PM
they should issue FL's out to prisoners in jail,it would probally cut down on rape!

pr0 02-27-2006 04:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hollywood Horwitz
they should issue FL's out to prisoners in jail,it would probally cut down on rape!
people make them with a towel rolled up, a latex glove & lotion

i learned that from a kid in juvenile

reynold 02-27-2006 07:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramos
This is from Dwreck

"I just got my FL today, couldn't wait to get home and try it. I got the pink lady super ribbed. This thing does not let you down. I almost came upon entry! Those ribs... OMG. I thought I was going to explode when I tried to pull it out. Being a bare back type of guy, it has been a long time since I have came in my wife. Let me tell ya, this product is all it claims to be and more. I cant wait to order and try a different insert as well! Thanks Again!"

lol
Sounds true here.. :thumbsup :1orglaugh


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