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![]() 'Cliffie Notes' - for the attention deficient crowd:
- Wal-Mart's annual income is nearly equal to that of Russia. - The world's population increases by 237,748 people every 24 hours. - Lake Mashu, Japan has the world's clearest water. Its transparent to a depth of 136 feet. - The common housefly only flies at 4.3 miles per hour. - American soldiers in Vietnam sometimes used Slinkies as radio antennas. - There are exactly 216 noodles in every can of Campbell's chicken noodle soup. - The B.F. in B.F. Goodrich stands for Benjamin Franklin. - 95.7% of all paperwork filed in an average office will never be seen again. - Exxon spent over $100 million on market research before changing its name from Esso. - Sheep will not drink from running water. - Every year over 600 residents of Paris are hospitalized after slipping on dog shit. - Albert Einstein never memorized his own home phone number. - Mississippi did not ratify the 13th Amendment (which outlawed slavery) until 1995. - Fleas jump at 140 times the force of gravity...20 times that of a space shuttle during launch. - Davey Crocket never wore a coonskin cap (Disney made that up). - Columbus's ship, the Santa Maria, weighed less than the Titanic's rudder. - In 75 years, the human heart pumps enough blood to fill an oil tanker 46 times. - The liquid inside a Magic 8-Ball is a mix of water, anti-freeze and blue dye. - The average person will forget 80% of what they learned today. (increases to 99.9% if you spend too much time on GFY) - It takes a Twinkie on average 45 seconds to explode in the microwave. - It takes an hour and a half to cremate the average adult. - When threatened, a bombardier beetle can expel a blast of 212F-degree air from its arse. - At last count, ten countries have the nuclear capability to destroy the world. - Only a third of the world's population eats with a knife and fork. - The @ symbol is over 500 years old. - The flashing light on the Capitol Records Tower spells out HOLLYWOOD in Morse code. - Junk mail received by Americans in one day could provide enough fuel to heat 250,000 homes. - Ben & Jerry got their start in 1977 after taking a $5 correspondence course in ice-cream making. |
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Very cool facts
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and this
- It takes a Twinkie on average 45 seconds to explode in the microwave. |
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Yea I forgot everything and I have no idea where my paperwork is...
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aaah useles info
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Only 1 in 2,497 people have seen a shooting star -- surprising, I would have guessed more people saw them than that.
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The average person will forget 80% of what they learned today.
Good to know it's not just me! |
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"Sheep will not drink from running water"
------------------------------------ ..but they will surf gfy!! |
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of course when they go out they use knife and forks so it's not that they don't know how |
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Fuck yeah! Email marketing, how many trees does that kill?
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Viva la vulva!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Little known? More like totally unknown to me.
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![]() ![]() btw...here's one more --> useless <-- bit of info for you (get it?) |
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Cool facts there!
![]() By the way, here's another useless one.. "THE ASHES OF THE AVERAGE CREMATED PERSON WEIGHS 9 POUNDS."
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As I stood there hardly believing what I saw, a store employee walked over to her and told her the store didn't allow that - and he handed her a plastic ladle. She promptly filled the ladle with more liquid pie filling and raised it to her mouth to continue eating. I was laughing so hard I think customers halfway across the store could hear me. I turned around and walked right outta the store without buying a thing. Never set foot in the place again after that. |
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I need a beer
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When threatened, a bombardier beetle can expel a blast of 212F-degree air from its arse.
That would be a great defense mechanism for humans ![]()
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. . . the mayflower was owned and operated by the amtsel brewing company, wood from the ship was eventually used to build a barn in England, after a blight of dutch elm disease destroyed much of England's forest, and is still standing today . .
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wtf
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here's 2 more
A Boeing 747 can flex it's wings 26 feet before they snap. All of the brownies used in Ben & Jerry's "Chocolate Fudge Brownie" ice cream are made by Ex Convicts. |
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wtf
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here's 2 more
A Boeing 747 can flex it's wings 26 feet before they snap. All of the brownies used in Ben & Jerry's "Chocolate Fudge Brownie" ice cream are made by Ex Convicts. |
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pretty interesting list, nice post
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