A letter from a "Provider" - Interesting Perspective - GoFuckYourself.com

SplitInfinity · 02-24-2006, 03:30 PM

This was posted on craigs list....

I?ve now been reading Craigslist for several months now and have even answered a few adds. Like everyone else I have laughed over a few posts, widened my eyes at a few and gotten irritated more than once (both at incomprehensible grammar mistakes and questionable judgment on the part of both providers and clients.) I certainly understand the frustration of gentleman who have posted complaining of fake photos, false information (about donations, up-selling, weight, age and more), bad hygiene (which I REALLY have trouble getting past?I mean, talk about a little common sense, ladies!), lack of focus/attention (clock watching, answering phones, watching tv?!?! etc.) and assorted other problems. I can sympathize with these gentleman. After all, this is a customer service business and the customer should be made to feel (especially considering the?nature of the arrangement) as comfortable as possible. We providers have a duty to provide an environment of intimacy and passion, relaxation and pleasure. The fact that we are paid for our services should not in any way detract from the potential of a truly wonderful and exciting connection?in fact it should gaurentee it. That is our duty?and, if looked at properly, our privilege to share this experience with someone who values it for what it is worth. Having said all that? *sigh* Gentleman, we need to have a talk?

I understand what you expect from a provider, I really do, and being someone who enjoys my?work I try my utmost to meet your needs. But if you want wonderful service then there are a few things that I would like to strongly suggest. First of all, a little common sense goes a long way. For example, while it is a lovely fantasy that craigslist is frequented by 18 year old ?innocent? women with the body of a cheerleader, the sexual cravings of a practiced courtesan, the intelligence of a valedictorian, and the looks of a supermodel who has had maybe one or two lovers her entire life and is simply Aching to give herself to a total stranger for $150 an hour (and somehow has the "naughty" photos of herself just waiting for you on her computer to prove it....it is Highly unlikely that you will actually find it. (The same theory applies for all other stereotypes: the college coed, the bored housewife, the horny MILF, etc.) Don?t blame us?that?s just the way life is. If that truly is the only thing you are looking for then good luck to you but no need to be negative about others. What is beautiful to you may not be beautiful to others and visa-versa. Which leads me to my next point?if you have non-negotiable specifics about what you are looking for, mention it in your post. Don?t just say ?I want a hot girl? or ?I want a beautiful girl? those are Highly Relative concepts. I don?t get offended when a potential client posts age, weight, height etc specifics?it really helps! If I don?t meet those parameters I don?t waste his time or mine trying. Be specific (but realistic) and you are more likely to get what you want. Second, yes, I know that our prices seem very steep sometimes (and there does come the point when it gets ridiculous) but look at what you are asking for: We, as single women, agree to meet with you (perhaps have a coffee first) and then give you access to the most intimate parts of ourselves that we can. If we are good at what we do then we not only give you access to our bodies but our time, attention, focus and so much more. We satisfy your cravings without demanding much of your time or attention beyond our interactions. We aren?t seeking marriage or long term relationships but give you the benefits without the responsibility. We put aside our personal lives to focus on you and give you what you want?and we deserve adequate compensation for that. We aren?t punching a clock, we are providing Pleasure and that comes at a price. In this business as in all others you should absolutely get what you pay for?but only what you pay for. Third, all-over, full-body good hygiene is important on your side too?please remember that. Enough said. Fourth, no, we shouldn?t be ?clock-watchers? at the same time you should be respectful of our time as well. Perhaps I might only see 2 clients a month but I have marked out time for them and that is difficult with my schedule. If you are late, that matters. If we have agreed upon one hour or two hours or whatever then 5-10 minutes over is fine but don?t push it past that. Don?t make us have to watch the clock. Be respectful of our schedules which are likely no less busy or complicated than yours. Just because we do this doesn?t mean we don?t have lives outside of it. We may enjoy or work but it is still our Work. And PLEASE call if you have to cancel. For some of us only do this when we desperately need the money and if you cancel without warning it could mean far more than just irritation. And lastly, but perhaps most importantly, please communicate with us. Really communicate. We aren?t mind readers, tell us what you want. Most of us are happy to comply with requests but we can?t always figure out what it is you need most from us. If you aren?t comfortable enough with your provider to really discuss what your true Desires are then you need to consider switching.

Alright, I think I have ranted more than is needed for now. So to close, providers, Please be professional, in many cultures our work is an honored one?be worthy of that history and worthy of the prices that you charge. Treat your clients justly, personally and well and you will be rewarded. Gentleman, value us, treat us justly, personally and well and you, too, will be well rewarded. If we all use a bit of common sense, communicate with honesty and treat each other as the People that we are then we will have truly succeeded at having a ?Mutually beneficial relationship.?

G-Rotica · 02-24-2006, 03:34 PM

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luv$ · 02-24-2006, 03:37 PM

For someone who writes so well I'm surprised she didn't use the privelage of paragraphs more often.

SplitInfinity · 02-24-2006, 04:04 PM

LOL, here someone replied to her:

YOU SAME AS BITCHES POST ADS ALL DAY.DONT YOU BITCHES KNOW HOW TO GET UP AND MAXIMIZE YOUR NETWORK????YALL NEED SOME REAL PIMPIN IN YOUR LIFE GO TRAVEL YALL GETTIN THAT PETTY ASS CHANGE OUT HERE !!!! PLEASE HOOD RAT BITCHES STEP YOUR GAME UP FROM THE ONE AND ONLY BOSS BITCH HIGH CLASS PRINCESS NOW I KNOW WHY YALL BITCHES BE JOCKING GET IN WHERE YOU FIT IN P.S YALL PROBABLY DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A THOUSAND DOLLARS A NITE LOOKS LIKE FOR 7/DAYS STRAIT 4 WEEKS AT A TIME HOLLA SORRY ASS BITCHES FUCKIN THE GAME OH YEAH BITCHES GET SOME NEW PICS

Pornwolf · 02-24-2006, 04:10 PM

Bitches be hatin.

SplitInfinity · 02-24-2006, 04:16 PM

I can see them smacking eachother on the street corner! LOL

SplitInfinity · 02-24-2006, 04:17 PM

SplitInfinity · 02-24-2006, 04:20 PM

Now looking for hooker images I found this:

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SplitInfinity · 02-24-2006, 04:20 PM

SplitInfinity · 02-24-2006, 04:22 PM

lchaim · 02-24-2006, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SplitInfinity

I can see them smacking eachother on the street corner! LOL

"nothing wrong with getting dressed up all fancy and standing on the street corner!"

love that scene from PootyTang

02-24-2006, 03:30 PM	#1
SplitInfinity Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,047	A letter from a "Provider" - Interesting Perspective This was posted on craigs list.... I?ve now been reading Craigslist for several months now and have even answered a few adds. Like everyone else I have laughed over a few posts, widened my eyes at a few and gotten irritated more than once (both at incomprehensible grammar mistakes and questionable judgment on the part of both providers and clients.) I certainly understand the frustration of gentleman who have posted complaining of fake photos, false information (about donations, up-selling, weight, age and more), bad hygiene (which I REALLY have trouble getting past?I mean, talk about a little common sense, ladies!), lack of focus/attention (clock watching, answering phones, watching tv?!?! etc.) and assorted other problems. I can sympathize with these gentleman. After all, this is a customer service business and the customer should be made to feel (especially considering the?nature of the arrangement) as comfortable as possible. We providers have a duty to provide an environment of intimacy and passion, relaxation and pleasure. The fact that we are paid for our services should not in any way detract from the potential of a truly wonderful and exciting connection?in fact it should gaurentee it. That is our duty?and, if looked at properly, our privilege to share this experience with someone who values it for what it is worth. Having said all that? sigh Gentleman, we need to have a talk? I understand what you expect from a provider, I really do, and being someone who enjoys my?work I try my utmost to meet your needs. But if you want wonderful service then there are a few things that I would like to strongly suggest. First of all, a little common sense goes a long way. For example, while it is a lovely fantasy that craigslist is frequented by 18 year old ?innocent? women with the body of a cheerleader, the sexual cravings of a practiced courtesan, the intelligence of a valedictorian, and the looks of a supermodel who has had maybe one or two lovers her entire life and is simply Aching to give herself to a total stranger for $150 an hour (and somehow has the "naughty" photos of herself just waiting for you on her computer to prove it....it is Highly unlikely that you will actually find it. (The same theory applies for all other stereotypes: the college coed, the bored housewife, the horny MILF, etc.) Don?t blame us?that?s just the way life is. If that truly is the only thing you are looking for then good luck to you but no need to be negative about others. What is beautiful to you may not be beautiful to others and visa-versa. Which leads me to my next point?if you have non-negotiable specifics about what you are looking for, mention it in your post. Don?t just say ?I want a hot girl? or ?I want a beautiful girl? those are Highly Relative concepts. I don?t get offended when a potential client posts age, weight, height etc specifics?it really helps! If I don?t meet those parameters I don?t waste his time or mine trying. Be specific (but realistic) and you are more likely to get what you want. Second, yes, I know that our prices seem very steep sometimes (and there does come the point when it gets ridiculous) but look at what you are asking for: We, as single women, agree to meet with you (perhaps have a coffee first) and then give you access to the most intimate parts of ourselves that we can. If we are good at what we do then we not only give you access to our bodies but our time, attention, focus and so much more. We satisfy your cravings without demanding much of your time or attention beyond our interactions. We aren?t seeking marriage or long term relationships but give you the benefits without the responsibility. We put aside our personal lives to focus on you and give you what you want?and we deserve adequate compensation for that. We aren?t punching a clock, we are providing Pleasure and that comes at a price. In this business as in all others you should absolutely get what you pay for?but only what you pay for. Third, all-over, full-body good hygiene is important on your side too?please remember that. Enough said. Fourth, no, we shouldn?t be ?clock-watchers? at the same time you should be respectful of our time as well. Perhaps I might only see 2 clients a month but I have marked out time for them and that is difficult with my schedule. If you are late, that matters. If we have agreed upon one hour or two hours or whatever then 5-10 minutes over is fine but don?t push it past that. Don?t make us have to watch the clock. Be respectful of our schedules which are likely no less busy or complicated than yours. Just because we do this doesn?t mean we don?t have lives outside of it. We may enjoy or work but it is still our Work. And PLEASE call if you have to cancel. For some of us only do this when we desperately need the money and if you cancel without warning it could mean far more than just irritation. And lastly, but perhaps most importantly, please communicate with us. Really communicate. We aren?t mind readers, tell us what you want. Most of us are happy to comply with requests but we can?t always figure out what it is you need most from us. If you aren?t comfortable enough with your provider to really discuss what your true Desires are then you need to consider switching. Alright, I think I have ranted more than is needed for now. So to close, providers, Please be professional, in many cultures our work is an honored one?be worthy of that history and worthy of the prices that you charge. Treat your clients justly, personally and well and you will be rewarded. Gentleman, value us, treat us justly, personally and well and you, too, will be well rewarded. If we all use a bit of common sense, communicate with honesty and treat each other as the People that we are then we will have truly succeeded at having a ?Mutually beneficial relationship.?

02-24-2006, 03:34 PM	#2
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02-24-2006, 04:04 PM	#4
SplitInfinity Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,047	LOL, here someone replied to her: YOU SAME AS BITCHES POST ADS ALL DAY.DONT YOU BITCHES KNOW HOW TO GET UP AND MAXIMIZE YOUR NETWORK????YALL NEED SOME REAL PIMPIN IN YOUR LIFE GO TRAVEL YALL GETTIN THAT PETTY ASS CHANGE OUT HERE !!!! PLEASE HOOD RAT BITCHES STEP YOUR GAME UP FROM THE ONE AND ONLY BOSS BITCH HIGH CLASS PRINCESS NOW I KNOW WHY YALL BITCHES BE JOCKING GET IN WHERE YOU FIT IN P.S YALL PROBABLY DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A THOUSAND DOLLARS A NITE LOOKS LIKE FOR 7/DAYS STRAIT 4 WEEKS AT A TIME HOLLA SORRY ASS BITCHES FUCKIN THE GAME OH YEAH BITCHES GET SOME NEW PICS

02-24-2006, 04:16 PM	#6
SplitInfinity Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,047	I can see them smacking eachother on the street corner! LOL

02-24-2006, 04:17 PM	#7
SplitInfinity Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,047

02-24-2006, 04:20 PM	#8
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02-24-2006, 04:22 PM	#10
SplitInfinity Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,047