What is the difference between a woman and a battery? - GoFuckYourself.com

baddog · 02-26-2006, 01:48 AM

Let's see who knows.

dissipate · 02-26-2006, 01:48 AM

a battery has a positive side

jonesy · 02-26-2006, 01:52 AM

game over

baddog · 02-26-2006, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by dissipate

a battery has a positive side

That is pretty cold.

chadglni · 02-26-2006, 01:53 AM

You can stick a battery up your ass.

chadglni · 02-26-2006, 01:54 AM

When you replace a battery for a better one the battery doesn't bitch.

StickyGreen · 02-26-2006, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by chadglni

You can stick a battery up your ass.

lil too much information there buddy lol

baddog · 02-26-2006, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by chadglni

You can stick a battery up your ass.

you know this from personal experience?

newbreed · 02-26-2006, 01:55 AM

A battery dies first?

chadglni · 02-26-2006, 01:56 AM

You'll never catch a battery humping your best friend.

wdforty · 02-26-2006, 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate

a battery has a positive side

oh shit

TexasDreams · 02-26-2006, 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate

a battery has a positive side

Mustapha · 02-26-2006, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate

a battery has a positive side

good one

BusterBunny · 02-26-2006, 02:40 AM

no difference cause there is no spoon.......

sweetpiece · 02-26-2006, 03:03 AM

as far as i can tell, it would be pretty hard to stick your cock in a battery without experiencing horrible pain. would you call a nice, wet, tight pussy a negative side?

alexg · 02-26-2006, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by chadglni

You can stick a battery up your ass.

baddog · 02-26-2006, 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetpiece

as far as i can tell, it would be pretty hard to stick your cock in a battery without experiencing horrible pain. would you call a nice, wet, tight pussy a negative side?

MrJazz99 · 02-26-2006, 03:20 AM

The battery gives you power, the woman takes your power...

baddog · 02-26-2006, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by MrJazz99

The battery gives you power, the woman takes your power...

BusterBunny · 02-26-2006, 03:23 AM

the battery sits with you on the couch in the remote while the woman gets up and changes the channel for you?

sweetpiece · 02-26-2006, 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

fleshlight image i can't quote because i don't have enough posts

ok, well, i don't have a penis (how unfortunate!) so i can't be entirely sure about this but.. wouldn't a tight little pussy that's squeezing around your cock during an orgasm with nails digging into your back/a nice ass to spank and loud moans and screams and lip biting and hair pulling KIIINDA beat the fleshlight?

chadglni · 02-26-2006, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by sweetpiece

ok, well, i don't have a penis (how unfortunate!) so i can't be entirely sure about this but.. wouldn't a tight little pussy that's squeezing around your cock during an orgasm with nails digging into your back/a nice ass to spank and loud moans and screams and lip biting and hair pulling KIIINDA beat the fleshlight?

Post pics and we'll answer.

kan · 02-26-2006, 06:44 AM

People wont pay to see nude pics of batteries.

PixeLs · 02-26-2006, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by dissipate

a battery has a positive side

Oh my, I didn't see this coming..

sickkittens · 02-26-2006, 08:13 PM

A battery you can stick in the hood, a woman you can stick in the trunk.

u-Bob · 02-26-2006, 08:14 PM

hehe

Donny · 02-26-2006, 08:17 PM

Well, a woman is a living, breathing human and a battery is just chemicals and metal. I thought that was obvious.

baddog · 02-26-2006, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

A battery you can stick in the hood, a woman you can stick in the trunk.

Actually, with my new Charger, the battery is in the trunk.

2HousePlague · 02-26-2006, 08:21 PM

You need cables to jump a battery.

Wiggles · 02-26-2006, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by kan

People wont pay to see nude pics of batteries.

says who?

woj · 02-26-2006, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny

Well, a woman is a living, breathing human and a battery is just chemicals and metal. I thought that was obvious.

Thx for ruining our fun thread

DatingGold · 02-26-2006, 08:26 PM

you'd probably go to jail for throwing a dead woman in the trash.. unlike a dead battery.. sickkk

Donny · 02-26-2006, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by woj

Thx for ruining our fun thread

So what you're trying to tell me is that my dry humor isn't that funny?

baddog · 02-26-2006, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DatingGold

you'd probably go to jail for throwing a dead woman in the trash.. unlike a dead battery.. sickkk

technically, it is illegal to throw dead batteries in the trash too

Nembrionic · 02-26-2006, 09:50 PM

You drain a battery when you use it.
A woman drains you when she's using you

czarina · 02-26-2006, 09:53 PM

you can dispose of a battery without having to pay alimony?

pornguy · 02-26-2006, 10:29 PM

You can buy a new battery at wallymart.

AaronM · 02-26-2006, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

What is the difference between a woman and a battery?

You've had sex with a battery.

VegasGirl1 · 02-26-2006, 11:08 PM

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VegasGirl1 · 02-26-2006, 11:09 PM

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reed_4 · 02-26-2006, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MrJazz99

The battery gives you power, the woman takes your power...

this would be my answer too and maybe the only perfect answer.

reynold · 02-27-2006, 01:01 AM

1st place:
The battery gives you power, the woman takes your power...

2nd place:
a battery has a positive side

Lonny · 02-27-2006, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate

a battery has a positive side

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