What is the difference between a woman and a battery?
 

Let's see who knows.

a battery has a positive side

game over

That is pretty cold. :1orglaugh

You can stick a battery up your ass.

When you replace a battery for a better one the battery doesn't bitch.

lil too much information there buddy lol

you know this from personal experience?

A battery dies first?

You'll never catch a battery humping your best friend.

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good one :1orglaugh

no difference cause there is no spoon.......

as far as i can tell, it would be pretty hard to stick your cock in a battery without experiencing horrible pain. would you call a nice, wet, tight pussy a negative side?

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The battery gives you power, the woman takes your power...

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the battery sits with you on the couch in the remote while the woman gets up and changes the channel for you?

ok, well, i don't have a penis (how unfortunate!) so i can't be entirely sure about this but.. wouldn't a tight little pussy that's squeezing around your cock during an orgasm with nails digging into your back/a nice ass to spank and loud moans and screams and lip biting and hair pulling KIIINDA beat the fleshlight?

Post pics and we'll answer.

People wont pay to see nude pics of batteries.

Oh my, I didn't see this coming.. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

A battery you can stick in the hood, a woman you can stick in the trunk.

hehe :)

Well, a woman is a living, breathing human and a battery is just chemicals and metal. I thought that was obvious.

Actually, with my new Charger, the battery is in the trunk.

You need cables to jump a battery.

says who?

Thx for ruining our fun thread :(

you'd probably go to jail for throwing a dead woman in the trash.. unlike a dead battery.. sickkk

So what you're trying to tell me is that my dry humor isn't that funny?

technically, it is illegal to throw dead batteries in the trash too

You drain a battery when you use it.
A woman drains you when she's using you

you can dispose of a battery without having to pay alimony?

You can buy a new battery at wallymart.

You've had sex with a battery.

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this would be my answer too and maybe the only perfect answer. :thumbsup

1st place:
The battery gives you power, the woman takes your power...

2nd place:
a battery has a positive side

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