What is the difference between a woman and a battery?

**dissipate** · 02-25-2006, 11:48 PM

a battery has a positive side

**jonesy** · 02-25-2006, 11:52 PM

game over

**baddog** · 02-25-2006, 11:53 PM

Originally posted by dissipate

a battery has a positive side

That is pretty cold.

**chadglni** · 02-25-2006, 11:53 PM

You can stick a battery up your ass.

**chadglni** · 02-25-2006, 11:54 PM

When you replace a battery for a better one the battery doesn't bitch.

**StickyGreen** · 02-25-2006, 11:54 PM

Originally posted by chadglni

You can stick a battery up your ass.

lil too much information there buddy lol

**baddog** · 02-25-2006, 11:55 PM

Originally posted by chadglni

You can stick a battery up your ass.

you know this from personal experience?

**newbreed** · 02-25-2006, 11:55 PM

A battery dies first?

**chadglni** · 02-25-2006, 11:56 PM

You'll never catch a battery humping your best friend.

**wdforty** · 02-26-2006, 12:25 AM

Originally posted by dissipate

a battery has a positive side

oh shit

**TexasDreams** · 02-26-2006, 12:29 AM

Originally posted by dissipate

a battery has a positive side

**Mustapha** · 02-26-2006, 12:39 AM

Originally posted by dissipate

a battery has a positive side

good one

**BusterBunny** · 02-26-2006, 12:40 AM

no difference cause there is no spoon.......

**sweetpiece** · 02-26-2006, 01:03 AM

as far as i can tell, it would be pretty hard to stick your cock in a battery without experiencing horrible pain. would you call a nice, wet, tight pussy a negative side?

**alexg** · 02-26-2006, 01:09 AM

Originally posted by chadglni

You can stick a battery up your ass.

**baddog** · 02-26-2006, 01:15 AM

Originally posted by sweetpiece

as far as i can tell, it would be pretty hard to stick your cock in a battery without experiencing horrible pain. would you call a nice, wet, tight pussy a negative side?

**MrJazz99** · 02-26-2006, 01:20 AM

The battery gives you power, the woman takes your power...

**baddog** · 02-26-2006, 01:20 AM

Originally posted by MrJazz99

The battery gives you power, the woman takes your power...

**BusterBunny** · 02-26-2006, 01:23 AM

the battery sits with you on the couch in the remote while the woman gets up and changes the channel for you?

**sweetpiece** · 02-26-2006, 02:06 AM

Originally posted by baddog

fleshlight image i can't quote because i don't have enough posts

ok, well, i don't have a penis (how unfortunate!) so i can't be entirely sure about this but.. wouldn't a tight little pussy that's squeezing around your cock during an orgasm with nails digging into your back/a nice ass to spank and loud moans and screams and lip biting and hair pulling KIIINDA beat the fleshlight?

**chadglni** · 02-26-2006, 02:25 AM

Originally posted by sweetpiece

ok, well, i don't have a penis (how unfortunate!) so i can't be entirely sure about this but.. wouldn't a tight little pussy that's squeezing around your cock during an orgasm with nails digging into your back/a nice ass to spank and loud moans and screams and lip biting and hair pulling KIIINDA beat the fleshlight?

Post pics and we'll answer.

**kan** · 02-26-2006, 04:44 AM

People wont pay to see nude pics of batteries.

**PixeLs** · 02-26-2006, 06:08 PM

Originally posted by dissipate

a battery has a positive side

Oh my, I didn't see this coming..

**sickkittens** · 02-26-2006, 06:13 PM

A battery you can stick in the hood, a woman you can stick in the trunk.

**u-Bob** · 02-26-2006, 06:14 PM

hehe

**Donny** · 02-26-2006, 06:17 PM

Well, a woman is a living, breathing human and a battery is just chemicals and metal. I thought that was obvious.

**baddog** · 02-26-2006, 06:21 PM

Originally posted by sickkittens

A battery you can stick in the hood, a woman you can stick in the trunk.

Actually, with my new Charger, the battery is in the trunk.

**2HousePlague** · 02-26-2006, 06:21 PM

You need cables to jump a battery.

**Wiggles** · 02-26-2006, 06:21 PM

Originally posted by kan

People wont pay to see nude pics of batteries.

says who?

**woj** · 02-26-2006, 06:24 PM

Originally posted by Donny

Well, a woman is a living, breathing human and a battery is just chemicals and metal. I thought that was obvious.

Thx for ruining our fun thread

**DatingGold** · 02-26-2006, 06:26 PM

you'd probably go to jail for throwing a dead woman in the trash.. unlike a dead battery.. sickkk

**Donny** · 02-26-2006, 06:28 PM

Originally posted by woj

Thx for ruining our fun thread

So what you're trying to tell me is that my dry humor isn't that funny?

**baddog** · 02-26-2006, 06:32 PM

Originally posted by DatingGold

you'd probably go to jail for throwing a dead woman in the trash.. unlike a dead battery.. sickkk

technically, it is illegal to throw dead batteries in the trash too

**Nembrionic** · 02-26-2006, 07:50 PM

You drain a battery when you use it.
A woman drains you when she's using you

**czarina** · 02-26-2006, 07:53 PM

you can dispose of a battery without having to pay alimony?