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Hot Tropical Babes · 04-23-2002, 01:24 AM

The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
After all of the background checks, interviews
and testing were done there were three finalists...
Two men and a woman.

For the final test the CIA agents took one of the men
to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions
no matter what the circumstances...

In side of this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.

Kill Her!!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes.
Then the man came out with tears in his eyes." I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow and said...

"This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Amplitude · 04-23-2002, 01:25 AM

Alky · 04-23-2002, 01:28 AM

tejano B · 04-23-2002, 01:33 AM

funkmaster · 04-23-2002, 01:43 AM

that was a good one .... thanks for sharing !!

mule · 04-23-2002, 01:52 AM

Hot Tropical Babes · 04-23-2002, 01:58 AM

I'm In, the CIA just accepted me!!

mule · 04-23-2002, 02:09 AM

HTB, you scare me at times

Muff · 04-23-2002, 03:14 AM

tekart · 04-23-2002, 03:38 AM

I love reading those old jokes....brings back such vivid memories of my child hood!

Thanks HTB!

Hot Tropical Babes · 04-23-2002, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mule
HTB, you scare me at times

I scare myself at times too

DigitalPimpShit · 04-23-2002, 10:59 AM

Don't fuck with HTB...lol

pr0 · 04-23-2002, 11:03 AM

hehehe

SetTheWorldonFire · 04-23-2002, 11:26 AM

That's one fucked up joke.

DTK · 04-23-2002, 01:06 PM

good one

dublin1 · 04-23-2002, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hot Tropical Babes
I'm In, the CIA just accepted me!!

i'm so glad i moved

Lev · 04-23-2002, 03:59 PM

haha, funny stuff

Naughty · 04-23-2002, 05:14 PM

I heard kinda the same story once, but it was true and it was about Tam....

Tam · 04-23-2002, 05:55 PM

You better damn well believe it....... I TOLD you what happens when I catch cheaters........... you have it a BIT wrong, it was a cheater, not my husband....... LMAO

Naughty · 04-23-2002, 05:58 PM

Must have been the husband that did not dare to kill the cheater then.. I did hear him mentioned somewhere in the story

04-23-2002, 01:24 AM	#1
Hot Tropical Babes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Orlando FL Posts: 3,014	Joining the CIA The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were three finalists... Two men and a woman. For the final test the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances... In side of this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes." I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said... "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair." __________________ <BR> Trade with Big Tits TGP Trade with Titman

04-23-2002, 01:28 AM	#3
Alky Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 5,651	rofl

04-23-2002, 01:52 AM	#6
mule Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: hamsterdam Posts: 6,085	LOL! __________________ Converting like a mofo

04-23-2002, 01:58 AM	#7
Hot Tropical Babes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Orlando FL Posts: 3,014	I'm In, the CIA just accepted me!! __________________ <BR> Trade with Big Tits TGP Trade with Titman

04-23-2002, 02:09 AM	#8
mule Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: hamsterdam Posts: 6,085	HTB, you scare me at times __________________ Converting like a mofo

04-23-2002, 01:25 AM	#2
Amplitude Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 55

04-23-2002, 01:33 AM	#4
tejano B Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: france Posts: 49	LMAO

04-23-2002, 01:43 AM	#5
funkmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: shell beach Posts: 7,938	that was a good one .... thanks for sharing !!

04-23-2002, 03:14 AM	#9
Muff Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,782

04-23-2002, 03:38 AM	#10
tekart Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: somwhere in time... Posts: 368	I love reading those old jokes....brings back such vivid memories of my child hood! Thanks HTB! __________________ Sticks an stones may break my bones but words may devastate my inner child for ever!

04-23-2002, 10:59 AM	#12
DigitalPimpShit Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: In your future Posts: 783	Don't fuck with HTB...lol

04-23-2002, 11:03 AM	#13
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	hehehe

04-23-2002, 11:26 AM	#14
SetTheWorldonFire Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: California Posts: 7,444	That's one fucked up joke. __________________ www.STWOFDesign.com hit me up on icq 154206276 or Skype: JaimeGizzle

04-23-2002, 01:06 PM	#15
DTK Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The 510 Posts: 4,545	good one

04-23-2002, 03:59 PM	#17
Lev Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,545	haha, funny stuff

04-23-2002, 05:14 PM	#18
Naughty Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Utopia Posts: 6,482	I heard kinda the same story once, but it was true and it was about Tam.... __________________ seks.ai for sale - ping me

04-23-2002, 05:55 PM	#19
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	You better damn well believe it....... I TOLD you what happens when I catch cheaters........... you have it a BIT wrong, it was a cheater, not my husband....... LMAO

04-23-2002, 05:58 PM	#20
Naughty Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Utopia Posts: 6,482	Must have been the husband that did not dare to kill the cheater then.. I did hear him mentioned somewhere in the story __________________ seks.ai for sale - ping me