Joining the CIA
 

The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
After all of the background checks, interviews
and testing were done there were three finalists...
Two men and a woman.

For the final test the CIA agents took one of the men
to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions
no matter what the circumstances...

In side of this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.

Kill Her!!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes.
Then the man came out with tears in his eyes." I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow and said...



"This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."

:thumbsup

rofl

LMAO:rainfro

that was a good one .... thanks for sharing !!

LOL!

I'm In, the CIA just accepted me!!:thumbsup

HTB, you scare me at times :)

:1orglaugh

I love reading those old jokes....brings back such vivid memories of my child hood!

Thanks HTB! :thumbsup

I scare myself at times too :Graucho

Don't fuck with HTB...lol

hehehe

That's one fucked up joke. :1orglaugh

good one :1orglaugh

i'm so glad i moved :1orglaugh

haha, funny stuff :1orglaugh

I heard kinda the same story once, but it was true and it was about Tam.... :thumbsup

You better damn well believe it....... I TOLD you what happens when I catch cheaters........... you have it a BIT wrong, it was a cheater, not my husband....... LMAO

Must have been the husband that did not dare to kill the cheater then.. I did hear him mentioned somewhere in the story:)