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#401 |
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#402 |
sex is good
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Carman, MB Canada
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The carpet guys are here.
I am getting brand new carpet through out my apartment. I have only waited 8 months for he agency to get off its ass and do it. So good luck everyone and congrats to the winners I am out of here for awhile |
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#404 |
sex is good
Join Date: Sep 2001
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A man is standing behind a woman at the checkout line. She's got a pint of ice cream, a bunch of bananas, a gallon of milk and some bread. The man looks at these items carefully and then asks the woman, "Are you single?" She replies, "Wow, can you tell that just by looking at what I'm buying?" He says, "No, I can tell that because you're ugly as hell."
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#406 |
sex is good
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Carman, MB Canada
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Glad I could do that
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#408 |
sex is good
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Carman, MB Canada
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Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways.
The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before. The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks." The second said, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!" The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!" The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first girl spoke out again, "Listen girls, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog." |
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#410 |
sex is good
Join Date: Sep 2001
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I got thousands of them
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#411 |
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Why did the chicken cross the road???
Who fuckin cares
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One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from. The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheels while he sat in the tree. The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties." ''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl. The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?" The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed." The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...'' Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''
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#414 |
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Some pics for your viewing pleasure..
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#415 |
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I am back
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#416 |
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Thanks for the pics.
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#417 |
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Girls Gone Wild rocks!
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#418 |
sex is good
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Carman, MB Canada
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love the tommy joke
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#419 |
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this is great contest
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#420 |
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Im here again
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#421 |
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I need new camera!!!
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#422 |
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wow i love this contest
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#424 |
sex is good
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Carman, MB Canada
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An Eskimo was having problems with his car, so he decided to take it to a mechanic. After examining the engine, the mechanic reported the problem. "Looks like you blew a seal," the mechanic told the Eskimo. "Nope," said the Eskimo, "that's just frost in my mustache."
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While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide." And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs. $45.00 The Look on Cop's Face. PRICELESS
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They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and
they seem to be getting worse. The doctor assure herhahe'll get to the bottom of this, and that she needn't worry until tests come back. He sends her home. A few days later, the women's phone rings.. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's going on with these spots? "You're perfectly healthy there's no problem. "But I'm wondering is your husband a Harley guy?" the doctor asks. "Yes. How did you know?" "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."
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#428 |
$100,000
Join Date: Dec 2001
Posts: 11,452
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coming close to the next one now.
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#429 |
$100,000
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this one could be 4 2 9
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#430 |
$100,000
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here's post 4 3 0 ?
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cheater cheater
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ehh guess not, can have 4 in a row
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#434 |
sex is good
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good evening
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#435 |
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Here's a contribution on my part
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#436 |
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Let try another bump
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Lets try again
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#438 |
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I just want to get entered in the raffle once .... is that asking too much
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#439 |
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Please for the love of god
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An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.
As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!" "Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me that he thinks you're really cute!"
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#441 |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Mexico - So far away from god, so close to the United States
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Did I make the winning post?
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I like double payout Fridays
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#444 |
sex is good
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Carman, MB Canada
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the camera is cool
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nice contest!
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#446 |
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I want that TIVO ... I need a second one for my bedroom anyway.
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#447 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
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Are we there yet.?
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nope not there
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closer to it
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goood morning !!!
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