Hey man, good to hear you are ok..
Missed you around here.

Yeah the poker machines are LEGAL here in oregon.

In fact they are STATE owned.. We get a 30% rev share.

Fucking crazy. The State is in the Gambling and addicition Biz...

And im a master at exploiting the masses.. What a better partner than the STATE of OREGON!

call it

"Free Papers"

Simple, catchy and to the point.

Wrote this one down as well.

Fuck, you guys are smarter than I give ya credit for!

:1orglaugh

Hmmm.. Negros scare people...

The demographic here is 40 something white females and males.

Hey BP
anyone of yours open yet? I'm gonna be in town next month
Love to stop by

BonePro's O Rlmente Resturaunt And Casino

Lets hear it boy toy!!!

YOu want to get Boneproned 4-Life??

Lets hear it!

<-- See title.

Haaaaa!!!

I like that! Its catchy!! And strokes my ego!!

But im pretty sure the term "Casino" cant be used.

some of us anyway =)) good luck with new place man i make the best tacos on the planet if you need a good recipe let me know...I expect 2% annual profit if you use TLT - The Lucky Taco :1orglaugh

dice and beans

When you are here, you are family......

gringo's emporium

Is it easy to make?? Can you make it in like a big hot or heater bin and then just scoop it up as needed to make the Taco??

Im only going to make this a 1 employee establishment.

Its gotta be something they can slap together fast..

I was seriously thinking pre-cooked foods, (from costco, or any grocery store) and then just microwaving it and serving with chips and salsa.

gringo's wild deuce emporium

:1orglaugh No, it doesn't mean pussy

What does it mean?

Taco Slots

Keep em coming...

Im still open!

Los Gatos Locos Cantina (The Crazy Cats Cantina)

your slogan could be :

"Poker in the front - Liquor in the rear"


:thumbsup :banana :1orglaugh :banana :thumbsup

If your business model calls for teh cheap route then by all means cosco is the way =))

I always wanted to open a Mexican restaurant with the like the best most expensive tacos and hot sauces in the world like higher endy tequilas and food...My tacos are not cheap =)

Building em... Closing on em..

We got a 60 and a 90 day grace to get things built before we open.

But hit me up..

Lets hang out with the crew when you are up here.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

It's kinda hard to translate into English because it's spanish slang (not derived from any other words). For the most part, it describes a chronic masturbator; someone who is constantly whipping it out and jerking off (even in public places) ...

Yeah man..

Im a TGP guy....... Come on, QUALITY is not my Forte!!

Yeah I gotta keep it simple.

this place wont even have a kitchen...



This will be the equilavant of A TGP with Blind links, dialers and exploits.

Im here to fuck the surfer.. Not appease em!

Haa!

haha gotcha BP4L bro :thumbsup

Haaa! Now thats awsome!

I gotta work with this but condense it.

Los Bandidos Slots

Ahhh thats just GREAT.......


:uhoh


FOr a resturant???

Red beans and Dice.

I'll share one thats my Rooming house's new name under consideration: 3 hots and a cot

Toasted Almond Cantina

Certain establishments in other parts of the country have gotten a lot of mileage off of marketing as a "Rec Room." This skirts certain issues dealing with casino verbage and provides for branding across sites if you're planning to expand.

:1orglaugh Alright, fine :disgust , I'll help you come up with a real name. Where will it be located and who (primarily) will it cater to?

One Armed Burrito

Best Bet Burrito Shop

Lucky Taco

Nacho Luck.

Ok on a serious note, I would however skip frozen burritos and go the nacho route. Still very costco friendly. They have the huge bags of chips and that super large can of nacho cheese sauce, jars of jalepenos etc. Even the stupid little rectangle serving trays.

Nachos are much more carry friendly than burritos are since they can be set down. Since they also have chips that are salty it would mean more drinks sold. Then most importantly even cheap assembly line nacho's taste a hundred times better than frozen burritos.

La Fiesta

Sherwood Oregon..

Demographic, White males and females 40 somethings..

60k avarage household income.. Or about that.

Ahhh another one for Lucky Taco.......

Im liking it.