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ddfGandalf · 02-22-2006, 09:21 AM

This might be old, and no offence meant :P

3 men (a Belgian, a German and a French) have an audition for a new job in England.
The interviewer tells them: "OK, you'll have to formulate a
sentence with the 3 words - green, pink and yellow."

First, the Belgian says :
"I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV".

Then, the German : "I wake up in the morning, I see the yellow sun, the green grass and I think to myself I hope it will be a pink day".

And the French :"I wake up in ze morningk, I hear ze phone : green... green... green...
pink up the phone and I say "Yellow?"

Downtime · 02-22-2006, 09:24 AM

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Sharky01276 · 02-22-2006, 10:22 AM

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Manowar · 02-22-2006, 10:25 AM

PixeLs · 02-22-2006, 07:45 PM

Having fun with french lingo huh?

WME · 02-22-2006, 08:24 PM

excuse my french

02-22-2006, 09:21 AM	#1
ddfGandalf Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Budapest, Hungary Posts: 534	French Joke :) This might be old, and no offence meant :P 3 men (a Belgian, a German and a French) have an audition for a new job in England. The interviewer tells them: "OK, you'll have to formulate a sentence with the 3 words - green, pink and yellow." First, the Belgian says : "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV". Then, the German : "I wake up in the morning, I see the yellow sun, the green grass and I think to myself I hope it will be a pink day". And the French :"I wake up in ze morningk, I hear ze phone : green... green... green... pink up the phone and I say "Yellow?" __________________

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