ddfGandalf

This might be old, and no offence meant :P


3 men (a Belgian, a German and a French) have an audition for a new job in England.
The interviewer tells them: "OK, you'll have to formulate a
sentence with the 3 words - green, pink and yellow."

First, the Belgian says :
"I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV".

Then, the German : "I wake up in the morning, I see the yellow sun, the green grass and I think to myself I hope it will be a pink day".

And the French :"I wake up in ze morningk, I hear ze phone : green... green... green...
pink up the phone and I say "Yellow?"

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