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Big Red Machine · 02-21-2006, 05:19 PM

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Phil to see about enlarging her breasts.

Dr Phil told her, "Everyday after your shower, rub your nipples and say, 'Scooby, Doobie, Doobies, I want Bigger Boobies'."

She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew great boobs!

One morning she was running late for work, got on the bus and realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't do the little rhyme, she got right out there in the aisle and started chanting "Scooby, Doobie, Doobies, I want Bigger Boobies."

A guy sitting nearby asked, "Are you a patient of Dr. Phil's by any chance?"

"Why, Yes, I am. How did You know?"

He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "HICKORY, DICKORY, DOCK ... "

BruceM · 02-21-2006, 05:45 PM

PixeLs · 02-21-2006, 06:04 PM

Now that's funny!

tristan_D · 02-21-2006, 06:37 PM

welcome to the club

Big Red Machine · 02-21-2006, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by tristan_D

welcome to the club

No I swear that wasn't me on the Bus

Spunky · 02-21-2006, 07:31 PM

I don't get it

Big Red Machine · 02-21-2006, 07:33 PM

"Hickory Dickory Dock this Bitch was sucking my Cock,
The clock struck 2, I dropped my Goo,
and Dropped the Bitch off at the Next Block"
Andrew Dice Clay

Big Red Machine · 02-21-2006, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

I don't get it

when he winks and says Hickory Dickory Dock the finish to that would be .......I Want a Bigger Cock

So at night tug on your Wee-Wee(lol jk)
and say Hickory Dickory Dock, I want a Bigger Cock

ShaneRyale · 02-21-2006, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Red Machine

"Hickory Dickory Dock this Bitch was sucking my Cock,
The clock struck 2, I dropped my Goo,
and Dropped the Bitch off at the Next Block"
Andrew Dice Clay

LOL, Classic Dice rhyme!

CaptainHowdy · 02-21-2006, 07:46 PM

Hillarious, that is too funny!
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BoyAlley · 02-21-2006, 07:50 PM

Oooooh Homeopathic. I misread, moving on..............

webgurl · 02-21-2006, 07:52 PM

lol this is pretty funny good one bigred !

WME · 02-21-2006, 08:00 PM

its all about the right rubbing

sniperwolf · 02-21-2006, 08:16 PM

bahahaha.. thanks a good one for the day!

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