Homeopathic Breast and Penis Enlargemnt
 

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Phil to see about enlarging her breasts.

Dr Phil told her, "Everyday after your shower, rub your nipples and say, 'Scooby, Doobie, Doobies, I want Bigger Boobies'."

She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew great boobs!

One morning she was running late for work, got on the bus and realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't do the little rhyme, she got right out there in the aisle and started chanting "Scooby, Doobie, Doobies, I want Bigger Boobies."

A guy sitting nearby asked, "Are you a patient of Dr. Phil's by any chance?"

"Why, Yes, I am. How did You know?"

He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "HICKORY, DICKORY, DOCK ... "

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Now that's funny! :1orglaugh

welcome to the club :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh No I swear that wasn't me on the Bus:1orglaugh

I don't get it :helpme

"Hickory Dickory Dock this Bitch was sucking my Cock,
The clock struck 2, I dropped my Goo,
and Dropped the Bitch off at the Next Block"
Andrew Dice Clay

when he winks and says Hickory Dickory Dock the finish to that would be .......I Want a Bigger Cock

So at night tug on your Wee-Wee(lol jk)
and say Hickory Dickory Dock, I want a Bigger Cock:1orglaugh

LOL, Classic Dice rhyme!

Hillarious, that is too funny!
SwirlsGirl

Oooooh Homeopathic. I misread, moving on..............

lol this is pretty funny good one bigred !

its all about the right rubbing :1orglaugh

bahahaha.. thanks a good one for the day!