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SilverTab 02-21-2006 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen
show me two guys who can make these with boards on their feet...i would like to shake their hands...
http://www.jp-petit.com/nouv_f/Crop%...ions/crop7.jpg
http://www.zetetique.ldh.org/images/crop/cropETb.jpg



mmm who said they needed to be 2???


the ones I posted above are quite as complex...

Nismo 02-21-2006 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BDSMpersonals
That's fucking funny!!!

I saw one once. No light in the sky, it was broad daylight, as big as a house, and close enough to hit with a rock, had I dared to. It scared me shitless. A friend was with me, so I'm sure I did not dream it. As soon as I saw it my first and only thought was "alien spaceship." I knew it was alien not only because it was saucer shaped, but also because it was flawlessly perfect. Not a seam or rivet, it looked like it was carved out of one big hunk of metal. And it made no sound. To this day I have no doubt that I saw a real saucer with aliens inside it.

I'm sorry man, but this is fucking funny. :1orglaugh

StickyGreen 02-21-2006 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Nismo
They're called MIT math professors.

I really hope you're not serious. Yea, I'm sure MIT math professors are out in the middle of nowhere all over Europe making crop circles. :helpme

SilverTab 02-21-2006 09:03 PM

LOL and the alien image in the crop is just stupid....

you really think that, if life evolved somewhere else in the universe, humanoid creatures emerged?? It could take ANY form...why the little green guys with 2 arms and 2 legs?? It could look like a pile of blob for all we know..it might not even (and is probably not) carbon based....look at the diversity of life on earth...all this is the result of YEARS of evolution and of trial/error, and survival of the fittest....if life evolved somewhere else in the universe, there is NO WAY it looks like humanoid creature... its random... even on earth, with the same conditions, life would probably evolve differently if you would wipe everythign and start again...

StickyGreen 02-21-2006 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverTab
mmm who said they needed to be 2???


the ones I posted above are quite as complex...

I just threw 2 out there as a random number. And the ones you posted are nowhere near as complex. There are more that are even more complex, I just don't feel like finding them right now...

Nismo 02-21-2006 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverTab
mmm who said they needed to be 2???


the ones I posted above are quite as complex...

What you need is a computer generated graph depicting the design and dimensions, along with several of your math & geometry nerd friends with homemade tools that will flatten corn stalks. Then, you and your nerdy friends keep quiet about it. Next thing you know someone sees it, alerts the press, and you are all over internet sites and people think aliens landed. :1orglaugh

StickyGreen 02-21-2006 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverTab
LOL and the alien image in the crop is just stupid....

you really think that, if life evolved somewhere else in the universe, humanoid creatures emerged?? It could take ANY form...why the little green guys with 2 arms and 2 legs?? It could look like a pile of blob for all we know..it might not even (and is probably not) carbon based....look at the diversity of life on earth...all this is the result of YEARS of evolution and of trial/error, and survival of the fittest....if life evolved somewhere else in the universe, there is NO WAY it looks like humanoid creature... its random... even on earth, with the same conditions, life would probably evolve differently if you would wipe everythign and start again...

Most intelligent life throughout the universe is Bipedal. It is the most convenient form. There are many piles of blob also, but they are not intelligent life. Look at our planet. Just about every kind of possible weird creature exists that can exist. And actually, there are many hominid races throughout our own galaxy, some even have a striking resemblance to humans...

Nismo 02-21-2006 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen
I really hope you're not serious. Yea, I'm sure MIT math professors are out in the middle of nowhere all over Europe making crop circles. :helpme

You're right man. It's obviously aliens. Aliens love to draw and they ran out of paper on planet fucktard. So, they came here to draw in our cornfields.

StickyGreen 02-21-2006 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Nismo
You're right man. It's obviously aliens. Aliens love to draw and they ran out of paper on planet fucktard. So, they came here to draw in our cornfields.

If aliens are visiting earth, what makes you think you know what they like and what they would or wouldn't do?

Nismo 02-21-2006 09:12 PM

The guys that know how to make the incredibly sophisticated crop designs aren't going to let anyone know how they did it, why they did it or who they are. Why? Cause then there will be copycats out the ass and the circles will lose all meaning.

When you tell someone your secrets, you empower them.

It's not aliens for christ sake lol

hershie 02-21-2006 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevsh
I can't explain how David Copperfield makes a Ferrari disappear, how Chriss Angel digs himself out of a shallow grave & coffin or how Houdini escaped from a glass tank while in chains ...

But I'm pretty sure aliens weren't involved.

Same thing with the crop circles - I can't tell you how whomever made them pulled it off, but that doesn't mean my next assumption is that aliens must have done it.

The earlier crop circles several years back were much more basic. Whomever were doing them got more sophisticated over time and had more help..., and thus we have more people saying it had to be aliens to accomplish the impressive designed ones.

StickyGreen 02-21-2006 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Nismo
The guys that know how to make the incredibly sophisticated crop designs aren't going to let anyone know how they did it, why they did it or who they are. Why? Cause then there will be copycats out the ass and the circles will lose all meaning.

When you tell someone your secrets, you empower them.

It's not aliens for christ sake lol

You can't prove whether they are alien or human so don't get all excited like you know it all...

SilverTab 02-21-2006 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen
Most intelligent life throughout the universe is Bipedal. It is the most convenient form. There are many piles of blob also, but they are not intelligent life. Look at our planet. Just about every kind of possible weird creature exists that can exist. And actually, there are many hominid races throughout our own galaxy, some even have a striking resemblance to humans...



mmm I dunno man... what I said above wasnt pulled out of my ass... It was from one of Hubert Reeve's astrophysical classes...I watched them all! :winkwink: (if you havent read Hubert Reeves works and are interested in astrophysical, you REALLY should check'em out!)

life could evolve MUCH differently on another planet in different conditions...

Granted, intelligence, on earth usually goes along with a bipedal form, mostly because it's relative on the size of the brain... being on your hind legs leaves more place for the brain to grow, that's why we started evolving much faster after we started walking on 2 legs instead of 4...the head slowly drifted from: tied to the vertebral colubm (like small monkeys, cats, etc), to the position that it has now: standing on TOP of the column, which leaves a lot of place for the brain to grow....sure, that works on earth.... could be much different on another planet, under different conditions

StickyGreen 02-21-2006 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverTab
mmm I dunno man... what I said above wasnt pulled out of my ass... It was from one of Hubert Reeve's astrophysical classes...I watched them all! :winkwink: (if you havent read Hubert Reeves works and are interested in astrophysical, you REALLY should check'em out!)

life could evolve MUCH differently on another planet in different conditions...

Granted, intelligence, on earth usually goes along with a bipedal form, mostly because it's relative on the size of the brain... being on your hind legs leaves more place for the brain to grow, that's why we started evolving much faster after we started walking on 2 legs instead of 4...the head slowly drifted from: tied to the vertebral colubm (like small monkeys, cats, etc), to the position that it has now: standing on TOP of the column, which leaves a lot of place for the brain to grow....sure, that works on earth.... could be much different on another planet, under different conditions

There are only so many elements in the universe. Other planets in the universe which are capable of sustaining life are similar to Earth...

Kimo 02-21-2006 09:20 PM

oh no! *puts on armadillo helmet*

SilverTab 02-21-2006 09:22 PM

whatever man... it's like debating about the color of the pope's underwear...we will probably never know... :P

SilverTab 02-21-2006 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen
And actually, there are many hominid races throughout our own galaxy, some even have a striking resemblance to humans...


hmmm any proof of that??? many humanoid races throughout our galaxy?...

Nismo 02-21-2006 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverTab
hmmm any proof of that??? many humanoid races throughout our galaxy?...

Yeah, man. They live on planet bullshit.

Kristian 02-21-2006 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevsh
Looks like a frisbee...

Show me a video where a UFO lands, an alien gets out, walks up to the camera and says "How ya fuckin' doin, mate?" and then I'll believe :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Jayvis 02-21-2006 09:40 PM

Mel Gibson should star in a movie about something like this. Bet it would be a hit.

StickyGreen 02-21-2006 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Jayvis
Mel Gibson should star in a movie about something like this. Bet it would be a hit.

Oh yea, Aliens die from water...great story...:Oh crap

Thomas N 02-21-2006 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BDSMpersonals
I saw one once. No light in the sky, it was broad daylight, as big as a house, and close enough to hit with a rock, had I dared to. It scared me shitless. A friend was with me, so I'm sure I did not dream it. As soon as I saw it my first and only thought was "alien spaceship." I knew it was alien not only because it was saucer shaped, but also because it was flawlessly perfect. Not a seam or rivet, it looked like it was carved out of one big hunk of metal. And it made no sound. To this day I have no doubt that I saw a real saucer with aliens inside it.

These are the scary stories/people. Undeniably 100% bullshit, but I honestly believe that HE believes it to be true. How do people delude themselves so badly and/or just be so completely fucking stupid?

Kevsh 02-21-2006 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by hershie
The earlier crop circles several years back were much more basic. Whomever were doing them got more sophisticated over time and had more help..., and thus we have more people saying it had to be aliens to accomplish the impressive designed ones.

The sad thing is, how easily people will jump to the most outrageous and improbably explanation of something peculiar like this. The reality is quite simple: "aliens are among us" sells tabloids and gives country bumpkins celebrity status in their one-horse town.

BV 02-21-2006 09:57 PM

ufo's are real
i remember being abducted as a kid
i had a probe implanted near the base of my ear
it's still there and i can still feel it


crop circles are fake though

StickyGreen 02-21-2006 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BV
ufo's are real
i remember being abducted as a kid
i had a probe implanted near the base of my ear
it's still there and i can still feel it


crop circles are fake though

are you being sarcastic?

BDSMpersonals 02-25-2006 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SwordFish
These are the scary stories/people. Undeniably 100% bullshit, but I honestly believe that HE believes it to be true. How do people delude themselves so badly and/or just be so completely fucking stupid?

I totally get your point but really, it's NOT stupidity. Yes, I might have hallucinated it or some other shit. Along with a bunch of other people. Whatever it is, it is intense and if you ever are lucky enough to see one you'll believe it, too.

johnnyhey 02-25-2006 07:21 PM

cool clip :)

Juilan 02-25-2006 07:30 PM

Jimmy Carter & Ronnie Reagan reported sightings, somethings up there.

Pleasurepays 02-25-2006 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevsh
Perhaps not, but if man can build pyramids and so many other architectural marvels, I have little trouble believing a few bright guys with too much time on their hands can do crop circles!

the first crop circles were very simple. maybe when the aliens realized they were getting good press, they decided to make them more complicated??

BV 02-25-2006 07:41 PM

i was abducted making a crop circle

StickyGreen 02-25-2006 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BV
i was abducted making a crop circle

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

chadglni 02-25-2006 07:45 PM

If this thread isn't proof of the sheer number of idiots on this board I don't know what is.

KRL 02-25-2006 07:48 PM

Look at the remarkable leaps in technology after the 1950's when a lot of UFO activity started to occur on the same timeline when nuclear weapons were developed and deployed.

Its like night and day.

Somehow I don't think it all came from this planet. Our world's technology zoomed forward at lightspeed.

They're here and they're helping us.

czarina 02-25-2006 07:54 PM

I believe in UFOs. Or at least I hope they exist. Because if us humans are the only hope of the universe... poor universe, it's fucked!


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