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Kevsh 02-21-2006 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix
those are all tricks of light and misdirection

the pyramids are real they exist

you know they have only settled 1/2 inche in 20,000 years
when an acceptable level of settlement for our modern day sky scrapers is 6 inches a century

Good point.
That's what happens when building construction is outsourced to the lowest bidder ;)

While I completely agree the Pyramids are a marvel and a mystery, it is partially a result of our naive belief that we are far more advanced than our ancestors that leads us to shake our heads and come up with wild speculation.

Many early civilizations were extremely advanced in engineering, architecture, mathematics, etc. They also worshipped their gods in a way that make current cultures look atheist by comparison. The time and effort put into projects like the Pyramids seem so monumental - and possibly wasteful - to us now ("all that work for a king?") that we have difficulty grasping how (and why!) they did it.

So I go back to my earlier point. Just because we can't explain it in terms we understand, that doesn't mean the next logical answer is that aliens came down and built them. Between the 2 theories, I think highly intelligent and motivated humans building them instead of aliens is a far more reasonable (and simple) conclusion.

Same goes for crop circles ... and we certainly have the technology to make them, as for motivation? You'll have to ask the people that did them :)

OzMan 02-21-2006 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevsh
The aliens stopped there first.
Picked up the accent.

correct.

http://karst.planetresources.net/Abo...36jameson1.jpg

Phoenix 02-21-2006 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by OzMan


that is awesome...check out this site

www.ufoartwork.com

SteveLightspeed 02-21-2006 04:07 PM

http://users.bart.nl/~centrvak/PC.Hu...op_circles.jpg

Scott McD 02-21-2006 04:08 PM

Aliens can suck my chocolate salty balls...

-Turk- 02-21-2006 04:09 PM

Scientists can tell exactly which stars our DNA came from.
Once matter from those stars (via asteroids, comets, etc etc) reached earth, they gave us the necessary building blocks for all kinds life.

You would be pretty naive think life outside of earth did not exist.. we span a very short time line in this universe.. you can easily say other planets and vaious sources of life have had millions of chances to interact and fordge life.

Matt 26z 02-21-2006 04:12 PM

This is an interesting page on them....


http://www.ovnis.atfreeweb.com/5_crop_circles.htm

Ken Larsen, a British biologist, has shown that the way in which the stalks (wheat, rapeseedhahaha8230;) are flattened without being broken or damaged [p. 25hahaha8230;] is typical of a UHF microwave effect. Thus one can see stalks of rapeseed curving at 90 degrees, the flowers of which are still intact, although those same rapeseed stalks break easily when one attempts to bend them over by hand [p. 151]. The new position taken up by the plant becomes fixed. It continues to grow horizontally [p. 3 and 158] and breaks if one tries to return it to the upright position [p. 140].

The Duck 02-21-2006 04:12 PM

cool one...

Phoenix 02-21-2006 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed


everyone knows gates is in on it


he found their secrets while working with IBM:winkwink:

SilverTab 02-21-2006 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ronaldo


huh I can do a better job with photoshop and 5min of time....Is this supposed to be for real? Looks sooooooo fake...

Phoenix 02-21-2006 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverTab
huh I can do a better job with photoshop and 5min of time....Is this supposed to be for real? Looks sooooooo fake...


looks real to me

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...73948865&q=ufo

SilverTab 02-21-2006 04:18 PM

here are some REAL ones...made by humans...

http://www.circlemakers.org/Img/sun_france_2.jpg

http://www.circlemakers.org/Img/sussex_spiral_small.jpg
http://www.circlemakers.org/Img/nat_geo_diagram.jpg
( http://www.circlemakers.org/natgeo.html )

and if you are still not convinced that even COMPLEX circles cant be made by humans, check out the Top2003 competition...

http://www.circlemakers.org/totc2003.html

SilverTab 02-21-2006 04:20 PM

some more, made by humans

http://www.circlemakers.org/Img/totc4_03.jpg

http://www.circlemakers.org/Img/totc5_03.jpg

Matt 26z 02-21-2006 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverTab
and if you are still not convinced that even COMPLEX circles cant be made by humans, check out the Top2003 competition...

It's been well documented that humans can create crop circles, but what the skeptics refuse to address is that humans can not create them in a way that bends the crops over at a curve instead of breaking them at an angle.

SilverTab 02-21-2006 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z
It's been well documented that humans can create crop circles, but what the skeptics refuse to address is that humans can not create them in a way that bends the crops over at a curve instead of breaking them at an angle.


I was just replying to ronaldo, who was implying that humans can only make cheap half-ass circles like he showed in his posts, while it's easy to prove otherwise...

SilverTab 02-21-2006 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z
It's been well documented that humans can create crop circles, but what the skeptics refuse to address is that humans can not create them in a way that bends the crops over at a curve instead of breaking them at an angle.


oh and Im not even a skeptic... Im SURE there is alien intelligence somewhere in our universe....100% sure...I just doubt they are wasting their time drawing in our fields... LOL...

stickyfingerz 02-21-2006 04:31 PM

Whats funny is Ive met that reporter several times. lol I do live in Nashville, so guess its not all that odd. lol

NoCarrier 02-21-2006 04:33 PM

Why do they always have to interview a religious lunatic to make it look bad.

Screaming 02-21-2006 04:42 PM

aliens send their reguards to bill gates

Matt 26z 02-21-2006 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverTab
oh and Im not even a skeptic... Im SURE there is alien intelligence somewhere in our universe....100% sure...I just doubt they are wasting their time drawing in our fields... LOL...

I don't know that it's aliens doing it and not a government test of some sort.

My bet is on a new type of military weapon. Something that can shoot a thin microwave beam. The purpose of the geometric shapes would be to advance the precise delivery of the beams.

Just imagine if the atomic bomb had never been used and made public. People to this day wouldn't believe that such a weapon exists. No way of knowing what they've got.

Phoenix 02-21-2006 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z
I don't know that it's aliens doing it and not a government test of some sort.

My bet is on a new type of military weapon. Something that can shoot a thin microwave beam. The purpose of the geometric shapes would be to advance the precise delivery of the beams.

Just imagine if the atomic bomb had never been used and made public. People to this day wouldn't believe that such a weapon exists. No way of knowing what they've got.


wow very nice interpretation of crop circles

minusonebit 02-21-2006 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix
Yep..and there are shitloads of people with similar stories
i have one as well

Aliens took me aboard thier ship and implanted a chip in me so that the government knows where I am at all times. Honest!

Phoenix 02-21-2006 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit
Aliens took me aboard thier ship and implanted a chip in me so that the government knows where I am at all times. Honest!


wow..doubtful...but me and the entire city of sudbury did see something move slowly across the sky...enough to make a public outcry

explained off as a russian rocket gone astray

look up "phoenix lights"

in google anniversary is coming up

Big Red Machine 02-21-2006 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix
btw...do you guys know they just discovered an additional Pyramid off of the coaast of JAPAN?

no shit..look it up

In Europe as Well

Tat2Jr 02-21-2006 05:53 PM

LOL - Only a UFO story from Tennessee could seriously have half of the story be on the Bible.

tristan_D 02-21-2006 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ronaldo
Why do people always try to put a religious spin on things? Maybe the better question is why are those people always given an opportunity to spew their crap publicly to the masses.


Maybe the answer is that people actually buy this kind of crap that's why the media gives them enough air time.

The bigger the lie, the more people will believe it.
The cheesier, the better.
Sex sells.
What bleed leads.

These are the sad things about the media nowadays.

Kroy 02-21-2006 05:56 PM

Check this video out
Summary: UFO footage, including footage shot from the MIR space station, and addl. NASA footage.
full URL:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...73948865&q=ufo

lyn1 02-21-2006 05:58 PM

Guys, you are showing a severe lack of maturity.

UFO's for christ sake.

Just think, if a civilization is so advanced that they could travel hundreds of thousands of light years to get here, do you think they would run around and create nice patterns in cornfields and excite vice presidents and IT experts...
Not a fat chance.

Just because you're a vp or and IT expert makes you smart. For christ sake, George Bush (and who was that B Grade actor?) became president of US, so that just fucked the credibility factor.

When UFO's do arrive, they will arrive and we will know it.

So in the meantime, just because the media beat-up some large burning hole in the ground, a university prank in the cornfields or some unexplained glowflys that have excited some dumb IT academics, be a dreamtaker and say 20 times...it's all bullshit. Yes, say it again....it's all bullshit.

Lyn from Oz

Kroy 02-21-2006 05:59 PM

Also, Mexican Dept. of Defense acknowledges UFOs. Page on RENSE.com
http://rense.com/general52/deff.htm

SilentKnight 02-21-2006 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevsh
I can't explain how David Copperfield makes a Ferrari disappear, how Chriss Angel digs himself out of a shallow grave & coffin or how Houdini escaped from a glass tank while in chains ...

But I'm pretty sure aliens weren't involved.

Same thing with the crop circles - I can't tell you how whomever made them pulled it off, but that doesn't mean my next assumption is that aliens must have done it.

I can explain the coffin thing if you're really stuck :winkwink:

And you're right...no littl' green (or gray) men involved.

Kroy 02-21-2006 06:04 PM

Oh, and if ya think UFOs are a modern cultural phenomenon feast your eyes on THIS
Summary: paintings and drawings several hundreds of years old which clearly show unidentified objects in the sky
http://xfacts.com/old/index.html

SilentKnight 02-21-2006 06:07 PM

How many more posts before someone lets the cat outta the bag about the Cadbury secret?

Kroy 02-21-2006 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by lyn1
Guys, you are showing a severe lack of maturity.

UFO's for christ sake.

Just think, if a civilization is so advanced that they could travel hundreds of thousands of light years to get here, do you think they would run around and create nice patterns in cornfields and excite vice presidents and IT experts...
Not a fat chance.

Just because you're a vp or and IT expert makes you smart. For christ sake, George Bush (and who was that B Grade actor?) became president of US, so that just fucked the credibility factor.

When UFO's do arrive, they will arrive and we will know it.

So in the meantime, just because the media beat-up some large burning hole in the ground, a university prank in the cornfields or some unexplained glowflys that have excited some dumb IT academics, be a dreamtaker and say 20 times...it's all bullshit. Yes, say it again....it's all bullshit.

Lyn from Oz

Well I'm glad YOU got the answer to everything.

wonderman 02-21-2006 06:19 PM

Somtimes I think my cat is really an alien.

Kroy 02-21-2006 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

Oooops, sorry Phoenix, didn't see you had already posted the link of the NASA footage.

Thomas N 02-21-2006 08:25 PM

The video is obviously of a mylar balloon floating around in the wind. This is a common practice both for faking ufo sightings, and also just for idiots getting fooled into thinking they are seeing something otherworldly.

The mylar balloon trick is/was really popular in mexico, a couple years ago there were literally hundreds of reported ufo sightings getting news coverage and video coverage, it was mylar balloons.

You can buy them in walmart or about anywhere else.

StickyGreen 02-21-2006 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by lyn1
Guys, you are showing a severe lack of maturity.

UFO's for christ sake.

Just think, if a civilization is so advanced that they could travel hundreds of thousands of light years to get here, do you think they would run around and create nice patterns in cornfields and excite vice presidents and IT experts...
Not a fat chance.

Just because you're a vp or and IT expert makes you smart. For christ sake, George Bush (and who was that B Grade actor?) became president of US, so that just fucked the credibility factor.

When UFO's do arrive, they will arrive and we will know it.

So in the meantime, just because the media beat-up some large burning hole in the ground, a university prank in the cornfields or some unexplained glowflys that have excited some dumb IT academics, be a dreamtaker and say 20 times...it's all bullshit. Yes, say it again....it's all bullshit.

Lyn from Oz

lmao, there is so much shit that you have no clue about. keep your blinders on...

StickyGreen 02-21-2006 08:40 PM

show me two guys who can make these with boards on their feet...i would like to shake their hands...
http://www.jp-petit.com/nouv_f/Crop%...ions/crop7.jpg
http://www.zetetique.ldh.org/images/crop/cropETb.jpg

BDSMpersonals 02-21-2006 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by G-Rotica
So do you think the aliens have an affiliate program? I bet I could move the anal probe niche.

That's fucking funny!!!

I saw one once. No light in the sky, it was broad daylight, as big as a house, and close enough to hit with a rock, had I dared to. It scared me shitless. A friend was with me, so I'm sure I did not dream it. As soon as I saw it my first and only thought was "alien spaceship." I knew it was alien not only because it was saucer shaped, but also because it was flawlessly perfect. Not a seam or rivet, it looked like it was carved out of one big hunk of metal. And it made no sound. To this day I have no doubt that I saw a real saucer with aliens inside it.

Nismo 02-21-2006 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen
show me two guys who can make these with boards on their feet...i would like to shake their hands...

They're called MIT math professors.


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