What's the Weirdest Thing You Can Do With Your Body Non-Sexually? - GoFuckYourself.com

kristin · 02-20-2006, 08:56 PM

Let's here em ... we all have our odd ball quarks.

Spunky · 02-20-2006, 08:59 PM

I can grab a stick and pull it over my head to the small of my back without bending my arms

BT · 02-20-2006, 09:01 PM

I can drink a beer doing a hand stand

Kevin - The PNN · 02-20-2006, 09:03 PM

I can sit on my ass, drink beer, and watch football all day long

pr0 · 02-20-2006, 09:08 PM

I can move my entire scalp up/down, left & right

Trixxxia · 02-20-2006, 09:11 PM

Touch my nose and my chin with my long tongue (the nose and chin being big help too) and can twist my tongue (or flip it).

ozmatt · 02-20-2006, 09:12 PM

shit all really

i'm with Kevin on this one.

MetaMan · 02-20-2006, 09:14 PM

i always massage my asshole with warm honey while i meditate.

BusterBunny · 02-20-2006, 09:15 PM

i pay others to do weird things to my body im too lazy

Orgasmics · 02-20-2006, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

I can grab a stick and pull it over my head to the small of my back without bending my arms

I used to be able to do that... haven't tried in years though.

I can put both of my legs behind my head... but Hubby kind of turned that into a sexual thing... it started off innocent though.

kristin · 02-20-2006, 09:31 PM

Mine is probably flutter my eyes, but I don't know I'm doing it ...

com · 02-20-2006, 09:35 PM

i have no legs

Nylz · 02-20-2006, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

i always massage my asshole with warm honey while i meditate.

SilentKnight · 02-20-2006, 09:38 PM

Hmm...

Both my thumbs and ankles are double-jointed, lol.

Haven't found a unique use for it, other than (and this may sound somewhat amusing or odd)...having dbl. jointed thumbs comes in handy when shooting pool (holding a pool cue stick).

TheDoc · 02-20-2006, 10:20 PM

My shoulder is busted up, I can pull it out, reach behind my back and put my hand on my head, straight jackets are no problem, and arm bars don't work I can rotate out of them.

Vittorio · 02-20-2006, 10:45 PM

I can SWALLOW my tongue (seriously) and not die. I have a Gene Simmons tongue, and I can shove it all down my throat until the lil' ding dong thing dangling in the back is stretched all the way to the front!

SilentKnight · 02-20-2006, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

My shoulder is busted up, I can pull it out, reach behind my back and put my hand on my head, straight jackets are no problem, and arm bars don't work I can rotate out of them.

I used to be able to pull my arm outta its socket and pop it back in. But that was years ago. Dem bones are too old and brittle to try that stunt these days, lol.

Lace · 02-20-2006, 10:57 PM

I an umm...pop my left shoulder like a million times, same with my ankles and toes.....i doubt thats too good though.

kristin · 02-20-2006, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vittorio

I can SWALLOW my tongue (seriously) and not die. I have a Gene Simmons tongue, and I can shove it all down my throat until the lil' ding dong thing dangling in the back is stretched all the way to the front!

That IS weird ... but I bet it's one hell of a party trick.

Keep 'em coming!!

Jakke PNG · 02-20-2006, 11:26 PM

I can shake my eyes.. really fast, like shivering fast.

ronaldo · 02-20-2006, 11:34 PM

This is actually a pretty novel idea for a contest at an upcoming show. Start with THIS one, then do the "What's the weirdest thing you can do with your body SEXUALLY", and I'm thinking you'll have the sponsors lined up at the door.

P.S. Sadly, I have nothing to offer either contest.

PussyTeenies · 02-20-2006, 11:56 PM

i can eat with a fork

reed_4 · 02-21-2006, 12:31 AM

I can do the moonwalk perfectly like michael jackson.

CDSmith · 02-21-2006, 12:38 AM

I can wiggle my ears, either both together or independantly.

RedShoe · 02-21-2006, 12:47 AM

It kinda makes people uncomfortable.. but I can turn my feet so far outwards they rotate to the back... so my heels are forward and my feet are behind me. Not all the way, but kinda close.

slavdogg · 02-21-2006, 12:50 AM

I can pick my nose with my tounge

while going around the back of my head and neck with my left arm and grabbing my left ear. I can do it both arms.

reginaldo · 02-21-2006, 12:52 AM

i can eat dinner at the mexican place near my house and wake up in the morning with explosive diarrhea consistently

Enema · 02-21-2006, 12:55 AM

I can control my eyes independently... not just cross-eyed...

e.g. I can make one eye look straight ahead and spin the other one in circles.

Other than that, I can crack all 3 sets of knuckles on my hands.

reynold · 02-21-2006, 03:35 AM

pamper your body... go to the gym, soend houors in the jacuzzi and eat your favorite dessert

chupachups · 02-21-2006, 03:37 AM

I can play "popcorn" on my throat with my fingertips

michel · 02-21-2006, 04:08 AM

I can let my belly dance, but i'm not fat

3M TA3 · 02-21-2006, 04:09 AM

i can wiggle my ears

JamesK2 · 02-21-2006, 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

I can shake my eyes.. really fast, like shivering fast.

Cool, I can do that with my whole head.

Gunni · 02-21-2006, 04:21 AM

I vcan lick my elbow

Teodora · 02-21-2006, 04:45 AM

i can put body lotion on my back... all alone

The Duck · 02-21-2006, 06:36 AM

i can stand with one foot...

kristin · 02-21-2006, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Teodora

i can put body lotion on my back... all alone

Now if only you could massage your whole back too ...

dissipate · 02-21-2006, 10:32 AM

i can dislocate my left thumb - its not really possible to handcuff me - came in handy in tiajuana once

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