What's the Weirdest Thing You Can Do With Your Body Non-Sexually?
 

Let's here em ... we all have our odd ball quarks.

I can grab a stick and pull it over my head to the small of my back without bending my arms

I can drink a beer doing a hand stand

I can sit on my ass, drink beer, and watch football all day long

I can move my entire scalp up/down, left & right

Touch my nose and my chin with my long tongue (the nose and chin being big help too) and can twist my tongue (or flip it).

shit all really :( i'm with Kevin on this one.

i always massage my asshole with warm honey while i meditate.

i pay others to do weird things to my body im too lazy

I used to be able to do that... haven't tried in years though.

I can put both of my legs behind my head... but Hubby kind of turned that into a sexual thing... it started off innocent though.

Mine is probably flutter my eyes, but I don't know I'm doing it ...

i have no legs

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hmm...

Both my thumbs and ankles are double-jointed, lol.

Haven't found a unique use for it, other than (and this may sound somewhat amusing or odd)...having dbl. jointed thumbs comes in handy when shooting pool (holding a pool cue stick).

My shoulder is busted up, I can pull it out, reach behind my back and put my hand on my head, straight jackets are no problem, and arm bars don't work I can rotate out of them.

I can SWALLOW my tongue (seriously) and not die. I have a Gene Simmons tongue, and I can shove it all down my throat until the lil' ding dong thing dangling in the back is stretched all the way to the front!

I used to be able to pull my arm outta its socket and pop it back in. But that was years ago. Dem bones are too old and brittle to try that stunt these days, lol.

I an umm...pop my left shoulder like a million times, same with my ankles and toes.....i doubt thats too good though.

That IS weird ... but I bet it's one hell of a party trick. :winkwink:

Keep 'em coming!!

I can shake my eyes.. really fast, like shivering fast.

This is actually a pretty novel idea for a contest at an upcoming show. Start with THIS one, then do the "What's the weirdest thing you can do with your body SEXUALLY", and I'm thinking you'll have the sponsors lined up at the door.

P.S. Sadly, I have nothing to offer either contest.

i can eat with a fork :)

I can do the moonwalk perfectly like michael jackson. :)

I can wiggle my ears, either both together or independantly.

It kinda makes people uncomfortable.. but I can turn my feet so far outwards they rotate to the back... so my heels are forward and my feet are behind me. Not all the way, but kinda close.

I can pick my nose with my tounge

while going around the back of my head and neck with my left arm and grabbing my left ear. I can do it both arms.

i can eat dinner at the mexican place near my house and wake up in the morning with explosive diarrhea consistently

I can control my eyes independently... not just cross-eyed...

e.g. I can make one eye look straight ahead and spin the other one in circles.

Other than that, I can crack all 3 sets of knuckles on my hands.

pamper your body... go to the gym, soend houors in the jacuzzi and eat your favorite dessert

I can play "popcorn" on my throat with my fingertips :glugglug

I can let my belly dance, but i'm not fat

i can wiggle my ears

Cool, I can do that with my whole head.

I vcan lick my elbow

i can put body lotion on my back... all alone:banana

i can stand with one foot...:)

Now if only you could massage your whole back too ...

i can dislocate my left thumb - its not really possible to handcuff me - came in handy in tiajuana once