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chadglni · 02-19-2006, 10:44 PM

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his wang, and wipes off the tip. A minute later the man sneezes again, pulls out his member and cleans it off. Then it happens again.
"Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've pulled out your penis to wipe it off!" yells the woman next to him. "What's your deal?"
"Sorry ma'am," the guy replies. "I have a condition where I orgasm when I sneeze."
"What are you taking for it?" she asks.
"Pepper."

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PixeLs · 02-19-2006, 11:13 PM

BAHAHAHA

Funny chadglni!

CDSmith · 02-19-2006, 11:23 PM

...so she pepper sprayed him.

fetishblog · 02-20-2006, 12:01 AM

Funny. Thanks for the 1am laugh.

reed_4 · 02-20-2006, 03:25 AM

02-19-2006, 10:44 PM	#1
chadglni Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: PEI, Canada Posts: 6,924	A joke for those who don't get Maxim magazine A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his wang, and wipes off the tip. A minute later the man sneezes again, pulls out his member and cleans it off. Then it happens again. "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've pulled out your penis to wipe it off!" yells the woman next to him. "What's your deal?" "Sorry ma'am," the guy replies. "I have a condition where I orgasm when I sneeze." "What are you taking for it?" she asks. "Pepper." <Insert timeline pic and other useless posts here> __________________ Sign up here - Dating Site affiliate program

02-19-2006, 11:13 PM	#2
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02-19-2006, 11:23 PM	#3
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02-20-2006, 12:01 AM	#4
fetishblog Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Your mom is my favorite pornstar!#% Posts: 5,995	Funny. Thanks for the 1am laugh. __________________ Fling.com doesn't steal your traffic and sales unlike some other dating companies. I promote them, and so should you!

02-20-2006, 03:25 AM	#5
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