A joke for those who don't get Maxim magazine
 

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his wang, and wipes off the tip. A minute later the man sneezes again, pulls out his member and cleans it off. Then it happens again.
"Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've pulled out your penis to wipe it off!" yells the woman next to him. "What's your deal?"
"Sorry ma'am," the guy replies. "I have a condition where I orgasm when I sneeze."
"What are you taking for it?" she asks.
"Pepper."

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BAHAHAHA

Funny chadglni! :thumbsup

...so she pepper sprayed him.

Funny. Thanks for the 1am laugh. :)

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