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04-22-2002, 12:46 AM
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Why webmasters get ZERO conversions
[sung to Afroman's Cuz I Got High]
I was gonna change my banners but I got high I was gonna change links My conversions still suck and I now know why I was gonna check up on my trades but then I got high Some scumbag ran a hitbot and my bandwidth got high I wasn't gonna pump my email trades but I got high now SpamCop's up my ass because I got high I wasn't gonna start my own paysites then I got high I was gonna shoot my own content too then I got high Now I'm in Chapter 7 receivership because I got high |
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04-22-2002, 01:21 AM
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 Damn quite a few of those apply to me  |
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04-22-2002, 01:25 AM
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aspiring banker
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04-22-2002, 10:41 AM
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04-22-2002, 03:55 PM
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Some people are more creative when thier high
Remember the beetles they got high and before they knew it they where worth $$$. Can you imagine it? " I'm worth almost a billion dollars and I know why, because I got high"
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04-22-2002, 04:04 PM
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 HA HA HA |
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04-22-2002, 04:19 PM
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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Funny that you could take something so true and put it so aptly.
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04-22-2002, 04:31 PM
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