Why webmasters get ZERO conversions
 

[sung to Afroman's Cuz I Got High]

I was gonna change my banners but I got high
I was gonna change links
My conversions still suck and I now know why

I was gonna check up on my trades but then I got high
Some scumbag ran a hitbot
and my bandwidth got high

I wasn't gonna pump my email trades but I got high
now SpamCop's up my ass because I got high

I wasn't gonna start my own paysites then I got high
I was gonna shoot my own content too then I got high
Now I'm in Chapter 7 receivership because I got high

:1orglaugh

Damn quite a few of those apply to me :(

maybe u can get models for cheap if u get them high too :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Some people are more creative when thier high:winkwink:
Remember the beetles they got high and before they knew it they where worth $$$.
Can you imagine it?
" I'm worth almost a billion dollars and I know why, because I got high"

:rainfro :rainfro :rainfro

HA HA HA

Funny that you could take something so true and put it so aptly.

...cause he got high...