Any tricks for keeping your zipper from falling down? - GoFuckYourself.com

chase · 02-19-2006, 12:16 PM

I have a pair of jeans I love, but I can't keep the zipper from falling down. Are there any tricks short of stabbing myself with a safty pin every time I pee for that?

baddog · 02-19-2006, 12:17 PM

there is a little lock, that if you zip all the way up, and carefully close it, will engage

Hardlinks · 02-19-2006, 12:18 PM

Staple gun.

chase · 02-19-2006, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Hardlinks

Staple gun.

chase · 02-19-2006, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

there is a little lock, that if you zip all the way up, and carefully close it, will engage

I looked it over and I don't see anything like that

Heywood Jablome · 02-19-2006, 12:19 PM

Lose some weight.

chase · 02-19-2006, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Heywood Jablome

Lose some weight.

I did, you idiot. A zipper falling down has nothing to do with being fat.

baddog · 02-19-2006, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by chase

I looked it over and I don't see anything like that

Remind me in PHX, I will show you.

chase · 02-19-2006, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Remind me in PHX, I will show you.

I probably won't fit in these jeans by Phoenix, lol, I'm down four more pounds this week.

But maybe we can pretend anyway.

Mr.Ocean · 02-19-2006, 12:31 PM

Hire a chick to hold your zipper up.....And then you also look like hot shit....

baddog · 02-19-2006, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Ocean

Hire a chick to hold your zipper up.....And then you also look like hot shit....

she is a chick

baddog · 02-19-2006, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by chase

I probably won't fit in these jeans by Phoenix, lol, I'm down four more pounds this week.

But maybe we can pretend anyway.

all zippers work the same, so either you don't know how or your zipper is defective

Spunky · 02-19-2006, 12:36 PM

A safety pin works

stickyfingerz · 02-19-2006, 12:45 PM

I can think of some ways...

Helix · 02-19-2006, 01:11 PM

Avoid alcohol ? lol

Penthouse Tony · 02-19-2006, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

she is a chick

so what's wrong with the zipper being down?

vdewd · 02-19-2006, 03:14 PM

leave it down, you might start a new trend.

Mr.Ocean · 02-19-2006, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

she is a chick

Ok well if you want to hire a hot guy to hold it up hit me up.......

Cole Trickle · 02-19-2006, 03:23 PM

Duct tape.

aico · 02-19-2006, 03:28 PM

buy a t-shirt that says "I know my zipper is down, move along".

chase · 02-19-2006, 03:29 PM

LOL, I just ended up using a safety pin. *shrug*
Just gotta watch the bits when I fasten back up after a pee.

TreasureBucks · 02-19-2006, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by chase

LOL, I just ended up using a safety pin. *shrug*
Just gotta watch the bits when I fasten back up after a pee.

I was going to say safety pin.
dont poke them bits~~~!!

minusonebit · 02-19-2006, 05:02 PM

Well, you could always get a girl to put her face down there... then no one would see the open zipper and it wouldnt matter, right?

swedguy · 02-19-2006, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

all zippers work the same, so either you don't know how or your zipper is defective

Not all

Some has the lock on the thing you pull on, some has it on the zipper part and some don't have a lock at all. Or you have used the zipper way too much that you have worn down the lock thing... I have a pair like that

Your best bet is to take your jeans to a tailor and have them replace the zipper.

sonofsam · 02-19-2006, 05:14 PM

invest in google stock, but you have to be wearing a wizard hat when making the transaction.

johnnyhey · 02-19-2006, 05:32 PM

go to a drycleaner and have them put in a new one. the price may rival a new pair of jeans though.

MetaMan · 02-19-2006, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by chase

I have a pair of jeans I love, but I can't keep the zipper from falling down. Are there any tricks short of stabbing myself with a safty pin every time I pee for that?

i only wear that type of faulty pants when i am at your moms house so i have never had to find a solution, sorry.

mikeyddddd · 02-19-2006, 05:34 PM

Don't wear pants. Especially those.

sniperwolf · 02-19-2006, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by chase

I looked it over and I don't see anything like that

all zippers got locks and you just have to flatten it to engage... or else your zip is broken and you'll need safety pin..hehe

divinity · 02-19-2006, 07:08 PM

safety pin or a paper clip if you're worried about the pin aspect.

chase · 02-19-2006, 08:01 PM

Holy crap, a thread about my retarded zipper is STILL on the front page, lmao!

Nice to see so many people concerned about me keeping my pants on. *grin*

PixeLs · 02-19-2006, 08:18 PM

Tie a stretchable knot on it connected to your belt buckle..

WME · 02-19-2006, 08:55 PM

use a safety pin

je_rome · 02-19-2006, 09:57 PM

i suggest that you look again for the zipper "lock" as mentioned by baddog. but if you really love that pants, take it to nearest tailor shop and have your zipper replaced.

pussyallnight · 02-19-2006, 10:29 PM

You can use a twist-tie, tie it on the hole in the top of the zipper tab and tie it around your pants' button when you zip up. Sometimes it's a pain in the ass (especially on emergencies) but it's better than zipping up every 5 minutes.

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