Any tricks for keeping your zipper from falling down?
 

I have a pair of jeans I love, but I can't keep the zipper from falling down. Are there any tricks short of stabbing myself with a safty pin every time I pee for that?

there is a little lock, that if you zip all the way up, and carefully close it, will engage

Staple gun.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I looked it over and I don't see anything like that :(

Lose some weight.

I did, you idiot. A zipper falling down has nothing to do with being fat. :error

Remind me in PHX, I will show you.

I probably won't fit in these jeans by Phoenix, lol, I'm down four more pounds this week.:thumbsup
But maybe we can pretend anyway.:Graucho

Hire a chick to hold your zipper up.....And then you also look like hot shit....

she is a chick

all zippers work the same, so either you don't know how or your zipper is defective

A safety pin works

I can think of some ways... :upsidedow

Avoid alcohol ? lol

so what's wrong with the zipper being down? :upsidedow

leave it down, you might start a new trend.

Ok well if you want to hire a hot guy to hold it up hit me up....... :thumbsup

Duct tape. :winkwink:

buy a t-shirt that says "I know my zipper is down, move along".

LOL, I just ended up using a safety pin. *shrug*
Just gotta watch the bits when I fasten back up after a pee.

I was going to say safety pin.
dont poke them bits~~~!! :)

Well, you could always get a girl to put her face down there... then no one would see the open zipper and it wouldnt matter, right?

Not all :)

Some has the lock on the thing you pull on, some has it on the zipper part and some don't have a lock at all. Or you have used the zipper way too much that you have worn down the lock thing... I have a pair like that :)

Your best bet is to take your jeans to a tailor and have them replace the zipper.

invest in google stock, but you have to be wearing a wizard hat when making the transaction.

go to a drycleaner and have them put in a new one. the price may rival a new pair of jeans though.

i only wear that type of faulty pants when i am at your moms house so i have never had to find a solution, sorry. :(

Don't wear pants. Especially those.

all zippers got locks and you just have to flatten it to engage... or else your zip is broken and you'll need safety pin..hehe

safety pin or a paper clip if you're worried about the pin aspect.

Holy crap, a thread about my retarded zipper is STILL on the front page, lmao!

Nice to see so many people concerned about me keeping my pants on. *grin*

Tie a stretchable knot on it connected to your belt buckle.. :disgust

use a safety pin

i suggest that you look again for the zipper "lock" as mentioned by baddog. but if you really love that pants, take it to nearest tailor shop and have your zipper replaced.

You can use a twist-tie, tie it on the hole in the top of the zipper tab and tie it around your pants' button when you zip up. Sometimes it's a pain in the ass (especially on emergencies) but it's better than zipping up every 5 minutes.