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hyper · 04-21-2002, 09:58 PM

Okay so i'm getting off work and my wife is working a double shift.
I Call her up to see if she needs anything

She says sure bring me a pizza
So i get out of work
and bring her a Medium pepperoni with onions, green peppers and mushrooms.

I get to the door of her work and she says to me

"Why didn't you bring a large?"

I Can't Win

Hot Tropical Babes · 04-21-2002, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
Okay so i'm getting off work and my wife is working a double shift.
I Call her up to see if she needs anything

She says sure bring me a pizza
So i get out of work
and bring her a Medium pepperoni with onions, green peppers and mushrooms.

I get to the door of her work and she says to me

"Why didn't you bring a large?"

I Can't Win

is she my twin sister? I love her!! hehehehe

Nina · 04-21-2002, 10:00 PM

at least you tried... that should count for something.

klik · 04-21-2002, 10:00 PM

i bought my girl a $200 diamond heart pendant.. with rubies in the heart shape.
she lost it the next week.

coulda bought some weed

hyper · 04-21-2002, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik
i bought my girl a $200 diamond heart pendant.. with rubies in the heart shape.
she lost it the next week.

coulda bought some weed

Lol that reminds me of another story.

i had a $500 gold bracelet sitting on top of the toilet, she knocked it in and because she was mad at me, she flushed the toilet instead of getting it out.

I got a little angry but hey she's my baby

SNOW · 04-21-2002, 10:04 PM

Ah hell happens all the time..Dont even ask just get it.. Pizza is good to have in the fridge anyways..

Amplitude · 04-21-2002, 10:05 PM

kill her.

VeNoM · 04-21-2002, 10:06 PM

FucKeN woMen....

VeNoM · 04-21-2002, 10:08 PM

NicE the craft is just starrting....horny evil high school bitches RuLe

Lexxx · 04-21-2002, 10:09 PM

Two lost pairs of Gucci sunglasses $200 each made me... buy her a third pair.

SykkBoy · 04-21-2002, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VeNoM
NicE the craft is just starrting....horny evil high school bitches RuLe

that movie is my porn ;)
gothic high school girls (who are all 18 by the way ;))) who dig witchcraft....and kill Skeet Ulrich, can't beat that ;)))))

hyper · 04-21-2002, 10:16 PM

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Originally posted by Amplitude
kill her.

i couldn't kill my baby

Corona · 04-21-2002, 10:20 PM

You have only been married for a year.

It just gets worse.

hyper · 04-21-2002, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Corona
You have only been married for a year.

It just gets worse.

yes a glorious year

hehe

RockDaddy · 04-21-2002, 10:34 PM

That's nothing.
My wife took everything I bought her for Christmas back and got jewelry. Then she called me a couple of weeks before Valentines Day from a jewelry store and asked if she could by something she wanted and say it was from me.

Now that I'm thinking about it, she took the wedding ring I bought her, a 1/2 ct and got a 1 ct ring.

Oh well, she always knows exactly what to buy me, I have no idea. I could get use to her just picking her own presents out. Less grief for me.

RD

Hooterdog · 04-21-2002, 10:51 PM

good place for my 100th post .
My exwife took ALL my shit . . . I mean everyfuckingthing.
Good riddance, bitch!

PersianKitty · 04-21-2002, 10:59 PM

My ex-husband got his hands on some of my cash.. still is.. for another 9 months. Then he's gonna go into debt really fast.. the way he's been living.

quiet · 04-21-2002, 11:07 PM

i recently settled out of court with my common law 'girlfriend' of 5 years. *not* an experience i ever want to go thru again...

hyper · 04-21-2002, 11:14 PM

i thought it was 7 years for common law?

quiet · 04-21-2002, 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by hyper
i thought it was 7 years for common law?

not in Canada.

hyper · 04-21-2002, 11:18 PM

ahh sorry to hear
ditch the next one after 4 years

(just kidding)

jimmy3way · 04-21-2002, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik
i bought my girl a $200 diamond heart pendant.. with rubies in the heart shape.
she lost it the next week.

That's what happens when you buy cheap ass jewelery.

I bought this old ex-girlfriend of mine a platinum necklace from Tiffany&Co when we were going out....three years later and I can still hit that if I want to.

PersianKitty · 04-21-2002, 11:31 PM

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Originally posted by hyper
i thought it was 7 years for common law?

Not always in the US either. In some states, it can be up to the discretion of the judge. Could even be as short a time as one year. Just has to be proof that your relationship worked like a marital relationship does, ie. joint debts, leases, loans, joint checking accounts, etc.

eroswebmaster · 04-21-2002, 11:33 PM

Me I tipped the $5.00 crack whore a whole extra dollar and she didn't toss my salad

HeadPimp · 04-21-2002, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RockDaddy
[B]That's nothing.
My wife took everything I bought her for Christmas back and got jewelry. Then she called me a couple of weeks before Valentines Day from a jewelry store and asked if she could by something she wanted and say it was from me.

Now that I'm thinking about it, she took the wedding ring I bought her, a 1/2 ct and got a 1 ct ring.

Not to offend, but this does not look good for you my friend! That tends to be the kind of gal that just goes wherever the money is good. Don't think my wife has returned any of the presents I have gotten her in the 10 years we have been together.

eroswebmaster · 04-21-2002, 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by hyper

i couldn't kill my baby

Oh dude...you were the guy at the mall playing the Yamaha out in front of Kimballs...shit I thought I recognized it in the background.

So now you're a pornographer eh?

jimmy3way · 04-21-2002, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HeadPimp

Not to offend, but this does not look good for you my friend! That tends to be the kind of gal that just goes wherever the money is good. Don't think my wife has returned any of the presents I have gotten her in the 10 years we have been together.

Yeah but I've seen some of the shit your get your wife, it's pretty cool.

hyper · 04-21-2002, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster

Oh dude...you were the guy at the mall playing the Yamaha out in front of Kimballs...shit I thought I recognized it in the background.

So now you're a pornographer eh?

damn your guy that said
"wait here, I'll be back with the cash"

i'm still waiting, i get Phat Commission on that sale

DigitalPimpShit · 04-22-2002, 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster

Oh dude...you were the guy at the mall playing the Yamaha out in front of Kimballs...shit I thought I recognized it in the background.

So now you're a pornographer eh?

LMFAO

LoveAsianChicks · 04-22-2002, 04:35 AM

I buy a girl a gold necklace "out of the blue" and thought she would be happy.
Turns out she complains and said I shouldn't waste money for no reason, and she liked silver better.

I was sortive upset but just let it slide.
A few months later and its Valentines day. I buy her lots of stuff and decided to get her a silver necklace as well.
She was happy with everything I bought except complained about the silver necklace, and said gold was better.

I told her to explain. I mean I bought gold and she asked for silver, then I buy silver and she wants gold.

Her explination:
"Buying gold for no reason is a waste of money, but Valentines day is very special and silver isn't special nor romantic enough- but gold is."

Me: But you said you like silver better, right?

Her: Silver is better for day-today wearing, but not on Valentines day which needs to be speical.

Bloody hell women are weird sometimes.

FATPad · 04-22-2002, 04:59 AM

Just ask her why she has to eat so much next time.

RockDaddy · 04-22-2002, 06:15 AM

Quote:

Not to offend, but this does not look good for you my friend! That tends to be the kind of gal that just goes wherever the money is good. Don't think my wife has returned any of the presents I have gotten her in the 10 years we have been together.

We've been together for 8 yrs, that was the first time she did that and I admit, I didn't know what to get her last Christmas. She got me a very nice electric guitar, amp, elect. keyboard, hunting rifle, plus a lot of other stuff. I totally bombed on picking presents this year. I'm not mad, and she is more of a giver than a taker

RD

Ludedude · 04-22-2002, 08:21 AM

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Originally posted by Corona
You have only been married for a year.

It just gets worse.

No shit.

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hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	I Can't Fucking Win Okay so i'm getting off work and my wife is working a double shift. I Call her up to see if she needs anything She says sure bring me a pizza So i get out of work and bring her a Medium pepperoni with onions, green peppers and mushrooms. I get to the door of her work and she says to me "Why didn't you bring a large?" I Can't Win __________________

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RockDaddy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 750	That's nothing. My wife took everything I bought her for Christmas back and got jewelry. Then she called me a couple of weeks before Valentines Day from a jewelry store and asked if she could by something she wanted and say it was from me. Now that I'm thinking about it, she took the wedding ring I bought her, a 1/2 ct and got a 1 ct ring. Oh well, she always knows exactly what to buy me, I have no idea. I could get use to her just picking her own presents out. Less grief for me. RD

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LoveAsianChicks Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: -CANADA- Posts: 1,464	I buy a girl a gold necklace "out of the blue" and thought she would be happy. Turns out she complains and said I shouldn't waste money for no reason, and she liked silver better. I was sortive upset but just let it slide. A few months later and its Valentines day. I buy her lots of stuff and decided to get her a silver necklace as well. She was happy with everything I bought except complained about the silver necklace, and said gold was better. I told her to explain. I mean I bought gold and she asked for silver, then I buy silver and she wants gold. Her explination: "Buying gold for no reason is a waste of money, but Valentines day is very special and silver isn't special nor romantic enough- but gold is." Me: But you said you like silver better, right? Her: Silver is better for day-today wearing, but not on Valentines day which needs to be speical. Bloody hell women are weird sometimes. Last edited by LoveAsianChicks; 04-22-2002 at 04:38 AM..

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