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Worst day of my life
I wake up desmorning, to my daughter unwilling to goto church. Wondering why, I continue to church, when I return. I notice a car, sitting in the driveway. Walked in the front door, to find my daughter and her boyfriend going buckwild in the living room ;(
I'm still pissed
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Look I'm sorry but we could'nt afford a hotel and the car was too tight!
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i would fuck her brains out for that!
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take picture and videos and put them on your sites
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church?
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i can assure you i would have killed him
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Now do you see how religion can harm your family????
That sucks man.. Was she at least smart enough to make him wear a rubber?? -KC |
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thats just disrespectful, at least they should of went to a hotel.
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"Walked in the front door, to find my daughter and her boyfriend going buckwild in the living room"
... this is why I am so freaky happy to have a boy ... when I come back from church he is doing a different chick every sunday ... makes me proud. |
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I don't know if he was wearing one or not, but shes only 15!!
I'm still chapped
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It could have been worse, you could have got home and found the whole football team in your living room.
On a serious note, if they want to do it bad enough there is nothing you can do to stop them, they might as well enjoy the comfort of the house |
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Did he give her a facial?
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I bet the guy was scared shitless. My dad once walked in on my girlfriend and I, he didn't see any problem with it though
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should I feel bad that I just got hard?
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When dad caught me and my ex-GF all he said was "Go to your room, Shut the door, Keep the noise down, or turn the stereo up"
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Mr. FierceHost,
i'de like to issue you a public appology sir, for banging your daughter. I don't know what I was thinking. actually, i do know what i was thinking....i was thinking about banging your daughter, but sir, i am sincerely sorry about that! my penis got the better of me today, and while you were praying to god today at church, your daughter was calling me daddy and yelling for me to tap that ass. The good news is sir, that she does swallowed all of my sperm in one big gulp, so we did not make a mess, like last time. I hope you accept this apology. I will never let it happen again sir. thank you.
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lol! so bad so bad
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Just found out the guy was 19 !!!
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Hey Fierce, I'm a nice guy, and I'm only 18!
![]() Could I ask your daughter out? ![]() Though I do turn 19 next weekend. ![]() Cheers, Matt |
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now that people know she is easy, everyone wants a piece. haha
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this really really sucks
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can you post a picture of her? If she's 15 and ugly then theres a problem...but if shes 15 and hot then its understandable... Post a pic...we will feel your pain more-so... |
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![]() Geez Kids, settle down.
Fierce, I feel for ya. It wouldnt be so bad if she was a bit older, but 15, with a 19y.o. would get me mad also. I hope you kick his ass next time you see him! ![]() |
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Dude, thats a bad story. I don't have any kids, but if I did, and that happened to me, I would be fuckin pissed!
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If I were her Mamma, I would be whippin someone's ass.,, Maybe everyone in the house.
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my dad caught me about 4 times during my fuckfest career and his excat words were "thats my boy" and "when is it my turn?"
gotta love southern dads bunky
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Man, been reading some of these replies.. Anyone here that's disrespected his daughter is a total asshole in my mind. Go Fuck Yourselves.
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The other day a guy got arrested for have a website that showed non-nude teens.
Most of the people here wanted the guy lynched or to rot in jail for life. Now we have a case where a 19 year old has sex with a 15 year old and all people want is to see the pictures.
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I’m still alive barley.
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dude u cant stop it really.. just give her the " i really dont like it but if your going to do it be safe about it please... i dont want you to end up like your cousin Susan that has HIV and Herpes......" then go into details about the shit she has make that shit up if u have to.
it will scare her enough to think twice before she does it again did me. bunky
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