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boneprone · 04-20-2002, 01:28 AM

just got back from seeing the Scorpion King.

Saw it earlier tonight.

IT was better thatn i thought.
I had low expectations so i was entertained.
Those mummy movies give me a fucking headache and i hated every minute of em so I was dreading seeing this movie to say the least. I made the best of it, and kept myself busy.

The popcorn Bucket helped.
I asked for a empty bucket with extra butter only.

Cut a round hole in the bottom just so my cock could fit though, and played the skin flute when ever that babe showed her goods during the movie.

I shot two loads during the movie.

Both while watching that Asian chick. Fucking hot.

I hadnt jerked of for days, so the first load I shot the wad shot over my shoulder and onto the gal sitting behind me.

Nothing like jerking off during a sorry movie.
It really gives ya that bang for your buck.

boneprone · 04-20-2002, 01:30 AM

plus the chicks like it.

chodadog · 04-20-2002, 01:32 AM

LMFAO!

Squishy · 04-20-2002, 01:34 AM

You ain't right, boy.

MetaformX · 04-20-2002, 01:36 AM

im glad you enjoyed yourself boney!
i have been at the recieving end of one such incident in a theather and let me tell you, it is not pleasent. just think about how that poor girl must have felt! please excercise more caution next time you jerk it in the theathers.....youll never know who will be at the recieving end! it could be me, my brother, or my entire family. who knows.

drunkmonkey · 04-20-2002, 01:39 AM

but was the movie any good? "Entertaining" is too vauge.

boneprone · 04-20-2002, 01:41 AM

Ill never forget her voice.

I shoot my load back there, and I here this "uhhh, what the fuck"
"what the fuck is this"
"Shit"
"What the fuck is this"

"what is this"
"holy shit, what is this"

Classic.

Ill never forget it! I wonder where it got her?

MetaformX · 04-20-2002, 01:41 AM

yes bone, was the movie good?
how many sperm would you give it? LoL

boneprone · 04-20-2002, 01:42 AM

I give it two and a half squirts.

Literally.

drunkmonkey · 04-20-2002, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
I give it two and a half squirts.

Literally.

out of three? is that equal to a facial?

Trax · 04-20-2002, 01:56 AM

good question

boneprone · 04-20-2002, 02:25 AM

out of four.
And its not a faicial unless its on your face

FlyingIguana · 04-20-2002, 03:27 AM

LoveAsianChicks · 04-20-2002, 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
just got back from seeing the Scorpion King.

I asked for a empty bucket with extra butter only.

Cut a round hole in the bottom just so my cock could fit though, and played the skin flute when ever that babe showed her goods during the movie.

I shot two loads during the movie.

Both while watching that Asian chick. Fucking hot.

Scared for a sec, I thought you were jerking off to the Rock.
Is this the babe in the film:
http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id...3549&intl= us
I want to see the movie also.

Was the movie better then Mummy I, II?

boneprone · 04-20-2002, 04:24 AM

yeah thats her.
I feel as if i fucked her.

I squeezed two off while watching her.
I abused her.

boneprone · 04-20-2002, 03:18 PM

good movie.

kmanrox · 04-20-2002, 03:57 PM

did you partake in some almond rocca with the chicks you picked up, afterwards?

boneprone · 04-20-2002, 06:58 PM

almond rocca only goes out to the people on my shit list.

SykkBoy · 04-20-2002, 08:58 PM

I also saw it and enjoyed it...I rate it a bukakke.....

FierceHost · 04-20-2002, 09:55 PM

no one noticed anything?

boneprone · 04-22-2002, 04:59 AM

noticed anything??

tara · 04-22-2002, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
LMFAO!

me too!

Martin · 04-22-2002, 08:31 AM

Hey Bone that was funny...hahaha..

tejano B · 04-22-2002, 08:35 AM

So Boneprone do you play the skin flute all the ballgame too?

DarkJedi · 04-22-2002, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
yeah thats her.
I feel as if i fucked her.

I squeezed two off while watching her.
I abused her.

so like, everytime you say "i fucked her" that just means you jerked off 2 times ?

Sly_RJ · 04-22-2002, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi

so like, everytime you say "i fucked her" that just means you jerked off 2 times ?

The mystery has been solved!

AaronM · 04-22-2002, 10:09 AM

The funny thing is that a lot of you think Boneprone is joking.

FlyingIguana · 04-22-2002, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi

so like, everytime you say "i fucked her" that just means you jerked off 2 times ?

looks like the cats out of the bucket

Sly_RJ · 04-22-2002, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana

looks like the cats out of the bucket

And the popcorn.

04-20-2002, 01:28 AM	#1
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Night At The Movies. just got back from seeing the Scorpion King. Saw it earlier tonight. IT was better thatn i thought. I had low expectations so i was entertained. Those mummy movies give me a fucking headache and i hated every minute of em so I was dreading seeing this movie to say the least. I made the best of it, and kept myself busy. The popcorn Bucket helped. I asked for a empty bucket with extra butter only. Cut a round hole in the bottom just so my cock could fit though, and played the skin flute when ever that babe showed her goods during the movie. I shot two loads during the movie. Both while watching that Asian chick. Fucking hot. I hadnt jerked of for days, so the first load I shot the wad shot over my shoulder and onto the gal sitting behind me. Nothing like jerking off during a sorry movie. It really gives ya that bang for your buck. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids. Last edited by boneprone; 04-20-2002 at 01:46 AM..

04-20-2002, 01:30 AM	#2
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	plus the chicks like it. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

04-20-2002, 01:36 AM	#5
MetaformX Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,704	im glad you enjoyed yourself boney! i have been at the recieving end of one such incident in a theather and let me tell you, it is not pleasent. just think about how that poor girl must have felt! please excercise more caution next time you jerk it in the theathers.....youll never know who will be at the recieving end! it could be me, my brother, or my entire family. who knows. __________________

04-20-2002, 01:41 AM	#7
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Ill never forget her voice. I shoot my load back there, and I here this "uhhh, what the fuck" "what the fuck is this" "Shit" "What the fuck is this" "what is this" "holy shit, what is this" Classic. Ill never forget it! I wonder where it got her? __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

04-20-2002, 01:41 AM	#8
MetaformX Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,704	yes bone, was the movie good? how many sperm would you give it? LoL __________________

04-20-2002, 01:32 AM	#3
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	LMFAO!

04-20-2002, 01:34 AM	#4
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	You ain't right, boy.

04-20-2002, 01:39 AM	#6
drunkmonkey Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: behind you Posts:1,075,324 Posts: 799	but was the movie any good? "Entertaining" is too vauge.

04-20-2002, 01:42 AM	#9
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	I give it two and a half squirts. Literally. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

04-20-2002, 01:56 AM	#11
Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	good question

04-20-2002, 02:25 AM	#12
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	out of four. And its not a faicial unless its on your face __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

04-20-2002, 03:27 AM	#13
FlyingIguana aspiring banker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 10,870	lol

04-20-2002, 04:24 AM	#15
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	yeah thats her. I feel as if i fucked her. I squeezed two off while watching her. I abused her. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

04-20-2002, 03:18 PM	#16
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	good movie. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

04-20-2002, 03:57 PM	#17
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04-20-2002, 06:58 PM	#18
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	almond rocca only goes out to the people on my shit list. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

04-20-2002, 08:58 PM	#19
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	I also saw it and enjoyed it...I rate it a bukakke..... __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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04-22-2002, 04:59 AM	#21
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	noticed anything?? __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

04-22-2002, 08:31 AM	#23
Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	Hey Bone that was funny...hahaha.. __________________

04-22-2002, 08:35 AM	#24
tejano B Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: france Posts: 49	So Boneprone do you play the skin flute all the ballgame too?

04-22-2002, 10:09 AM	#27
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	The funny thing is that a lot of you think Boneprone is joking.