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boneprone 04-20-2002 01:28 AM

Night At The Movies.
 
just got back from seeing the Scorpion King.

Saw it earlier tonight.

IT was better thatn i thought.
I had low expectations so i was entertained.
Those mummy movies give me a fucking headache and i hated every minute of em so I was dreading seeing this movie to say the least. I made the best of it, and kept myself busy.

The popcorn Bucket helped.
I asked for a empty bucket with extra butter only.

Cut a round hole in the bottom just so my cock could fit though, and played the skin flute when ever that babe showed her goods during the movie.

I shot two loads during the movie.

Both while watching that Asian chick. Fucking hot.

I hadnt jerked of for days, so the first load I shot the wad shot over my shoulder and onto the gal sitting behind me.

Nothing like jerking off during a sorry movie.
It really gives ya that bang for your buck.

boneprone 04-20-2002 01:30 AM

plus the chicks like it.

chodadog 04-20-2002 01:32 AM

LMFAO!

Squishy 04-20-2002 01:34 AM

You ain't right, boy.

MetaformX 04-20-2002 01:36 AM

im glad you enjoyed yourself boney!
i have been at the recieving end of one such incident in a theather and let me tell you, it is not pleasent. just think about how that poor girl must have felt! please excercise more caution next time you jerk it in the theathers.....youll never know who will be at the recieving end! it could be me, my brother, or my entire family. who knows.

drunkmonkey 04-20-2002 01:39 AM

but was the movie any good? "Entertaining" is too vauge.

boneprone 04-20-2002 01:41 AM

Ill never forget her voice.

I shoot my load back there, and I here this "uhhh, what the fuck"
"what the fuck is this"
"Shit"
"What the fuck is this"

"what is this"
"holy shit, what is this"


Classic.

Ill never forget it! I wonder where it got her?

MetaformX 04-20-2002 01:41 AM

yes bone, was the movie good?
how many sperm would you give it? LoL

boneprone 04-20-2002 01:42 AM

I give it two and a half squirts.

Literally.

drunkmonkey 04-20-2002 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
I give it two and a half squirts.

Literally.

out of three? is that equal to a facial?

Trax 04-20-2002 01:56 AM

good question :)

boneprone 04-20-2002 02:25 AM

out of four.
And its not a faicial unless its on your face

FlyingIguana 04-20-2002 03:27 AM

lol

LoveAsianChicks 04-20-2002 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
just got back from seeing the Scorpion King.

I asked for a empty bucket with extra butter only.

Cut a round hole in the bottom just so my cock could fit though, and played the skin flute when ever that babe showed her goods during the movie.

I shot two loads during the movie.

Both while watching that Asian chick. Fucking hot.

Scared for a sec, I thought you were jerking off to the Rock.
Is this the babe in the film:
http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id...3549&intl= us
I want to see the movie also.

Was the movie better then Mummy I, II?

boneprone 04-20-2002 04:24 AM

yeah thats her.
I feel as if i fucked her.

I squeezed two off while watching her.
I abused her.

boneprone 04-20-2002 03:18 PM

good movie.

kmanrox 04-20-2002 03:57 PM

did you partake in some almond rocca with the chicks you picked up, afterwards?

boneprone 04-20-2002 06:58 PM

almond rocca only goes out to the people on my shit list.

SykkBoy 04-20-2002 08:58 PM

I also saw it and enjoyed it...I rate it a bukakke.....

FierceHost 04-20-2002 09:55 PM

no one noticed anything?

boneprone 04-22-2002 04:59 AM

noticed anything??

tara 04-22-2002 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
LMFAO!
me too!

Martin 04-22-2002 08:31 AM

Hey Bone that was funny...hahaha..:thumbsup

tejano B 04-22-2002 08:35 AM

So Boneprone do you play the skin flute all the ballgame too?

DarkJedi 04-22-2002 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
yeah thats her.
I feel as if i fucked her.

I squeezed two off while watching her.
I abused her.

so like, everytime you say "i fucked her" that just means you jerked off 2 times ?

Sly_RJ 04-22-2002 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi


so like, everytime you say "i fucked her" that just means you jerked off 2 times ?

The mystery has been solved! :thumbsup

AaronM 04-22-2002 10:09 AM

The funny thing is that a lot of you think Boneprone is joking.

FlyingIguana 04-22-2002 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi


so like, everytime you say "i fucked her" that just means you jerked off 2 times ?

looks like the cats out of the bucket

Sly_RJ 04-22-2002 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana


looks like the cats out of the bucket

And the popcorn.


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