Do people fart in their sleep? - GoFuckYourself.com

Dirty F · 02-14-2006, 09:49 AM

I never noticed a chick farting in her sleep, and i like to keep it that way...

JamesK2 · 02-14-2006, 09:50 AM

Yeah, it's possible.

Dirty F · 02-14-2006, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK

Yeah, it's possible.

Yeah i figured that..

G-Rotica · 02-14-2006, 09:51 AM

My dog does.

Tom_PM · 02-14-2006, 09:52 AM

Women dont fart. They get the vapors.

Sarah_Jayne · 02-14-2006, 09:53 AM

you obviously have never been married

Teodora · 02-14-2006, 09:53 AM

I'm sure they do!!! except for me of course! ....as I'm a girl

Tom_PM · 02-14-2006, 09:54 AM

Ok fine. Women=fart machines.

Happy? :P

Jakke PNG · 02-14-2006, 09:55 AM

Yeah. Girls fart in their sleep.
..and it smells vicious..must be for it has fermented in them the whole time they're awake.

Kristian · 02-14-2006, 09:58 AM

Yep they do.

And you can make them fart a little ... by sucking it out. Yummy.

adamneve · 02-14-2006, 10:02 AM

it's only air LOLOLOL

RuthB · 02-14-2006, 10:03 AM

what a question!

Nembrionic · 02-14-2006, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

I never noticed a chick farting in her sleep, and i like to keep it that way...

I know for a fact YOU do

I know your cat does, too

EdgeXXX · 02-14-2006, 10:13 AM

Where the hell did this come from? Did it just pop into your head or something?

Dirty F · 02-14-2006, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

Yeah. Girls fart in their sleep.
..and it smells vicious..must be for it has fermented in them the whole time they're awake.

Thats so wrong...damn.

Dirty F · 02-14-2006, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Nembrionic

I know for a fact YOU do

I know your cat does, too

My cat rubbed her ass on your face for at least 2 hours.

Dirty F · 02-14-2006, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

Where the hell did this come from? Did it just pop into your head or something?

Actually yes, i just got me worried for a minute.

Actually it still worries me.

Ross · 02-14-2006, 10:24 AM

You probably let more air loose in your sleep than you do when you're awake. I know I can produce some good ones when I'm sleeping

AsianDevil · 02-14-2006, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

you obviously have never been married

LMAO How true!

Quagmire · 02-14-2006, 10:37 AM

Nobody farts in their sleep. When you go to sleep all orifices lock up like a bank vault.

Nembrionic · 02-14-2006, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck

My cat rubbed her ass on your face for at least 2 hours.

I love eating pussy

Nembrionic · 02-14-2006, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire

Nobody farts in their sleep. When you go to sleep all orifices lock up like a bank vault.

You've never been on a camping trip, have you?

gangbangjoe · 02-14-2006, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

Yeah. Girls fart in their sleep.
..and it smells vicious..must be for it has fermented in them the whole time they're awake.

adonthenet · 02-14-2006, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nembrionic

You've never been on a camping trip, have you?

Exactly.. and i remember at least 2 girls who farted in their dreams

Lace · 02-14-2006, 10:46 AM

My ex did when we first started sleeping together..I just broke out laughing.

Dirty F · 02-14-2006, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lace

My ex did when we first started sleeping together..I just broke out laughing.

Damn thats fucked up.

And you thought it was funny?

kristin · 02-14-2006, 10:50 AM

Of course people fart in their sleep.

Jman · 02-14-2006, 10:52 AM

The other day I woke myspef up farting

WebairGerard · 02-14-2006, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

Yeah. Girls fart in their sleep.
..and it smells vicious..must be for it has fermented in them the whole time they're awake.

sfera · 02-14-2006, 11:52 AM

hell ya they do and im sure some get woken up lol

ajrocks · 02-14-2006, 12:03 PM

Last month I woke up my girlfriend from farting in my sleep, it aint cool.

Mike Semen · 02-14-2006, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

The other day I woke myspef up farting

Word. I have woken myself up with a monstrously loud fart before.

I laughed my ass off whe I realised what happened...

SmokeyTheBear · 02-14-2006, 12:51 PM

My dog farts in her sleep , so it seems likely

calibra · 02-14-2006, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Semen

Word. I have woken myself up with a monstrously loud fart before.

I laughed my ass off whe I realised what happened...

It happens sometimes, life is a bitch!

bjjb · 02-14-2006, 01:43 PM

Dunno about women but I woke up in the middle of the night a few weeks ago and could swore I had shit in the bed the smell was so bad. Thank god it was only a massive stinking fart lol

DutchTeenCash · 02-14-2006, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

you obviously have never been married

lol yeah theres a lot more then that

rowan · 02-14-2006, 03:04 PM

My partner farts.., there's been a few times where she's done such a good one that I've had to bite my arm to stop my laughing from waking her up.

Anyway, if you want a definitive answer to your question then do something where you'll be with people dozing off, like an interstate bus trip or long flight. You're bound to hear a loose one or two.

GlydeGirl · 02-14-2006, 03:07 PM

Yes, people fart in their sleep.

Jarmusch · 02-14-2006, 03:18 PM

I guess if you're goatse it must be easy to let one or two farts slip out during your sleep.

tristan_D · 02-14-2006, 03:42 PM

when you're asleep you cannot control your butt hole to shut the air so it easily comes out

Dirty F · 02-14-2006, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tristan_D

when you're asleep you cannot control your butt hole to shut the air so it easily comes out

(i cant believe im responding to klikrevenue idiot)

Then why don't we crap in our bed?

Scott McD · 02-14-2006, 03:51 PM

I've been told i do, but then the bitch would say that wouldn't she...

LittleMack · 02-14-2006, 04:07 PM

my dog farts the farts of death while she is sleeping. I have never heard my wife let one rip

Hollywood Horwitz · 02-14-2006, 04:10 PM

l love the idea that women dont fart and poop but after living with 3 hot ass chick roommates i can testify its not true..

everestcash · 02-14-2006, 04:13 PM

yes they do, all the time

Sam Granger · 02-14-2006, 04:17 PM

I can smell it in the morning

sweetME · 02-14-2006, 04:22 PM

Yea...unfortunatelly I know, because my husband does it

ArkansasDave · 02-14-2006, 04:28 PM

"Farting in your sleep is as natural as farting in a crowded elevator or during a pleasant dinner with your chicks parents..." -ArkansasDave

Article from 'Break-Wind Fanzine' Oct 2005, Vol IV No 2

WME · 02-14-2006, 05:38 PM

some people don't even care about farting while awake, so I think they just couldn't care less if they do while asleep

Spunky · 02-14-2006, 06:07 PM

Yes..cause I was slapped a couple times for doing it

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Do people fart in their sleep? I never noticed a chick farting in her sleep, and i like to keep it that way...

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Kristian Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,733	Yep they do. And you can make them fart a little ... by sucking it out. Yummy.

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bjjb Have laptop will travel Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 145201426 Posts: 13,074	Dunno about women but I woke up in the middle of the night a few weeks ago and could swore I had shit in the bed the smell was so bad. Thank god it was only a massive stinking fart lol

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rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	My partner farts.., there's been a few times where she's done such a good one that I've had to bite my arm to stop my laughing from waking her up. Anyway, if you want a definitive answer to your question then do something where you'll be with people dozing off, like an interstate bus trip or long flight. You're bound to hear a loose one or two.

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