Do people fart in their sleep?
 

I never noticed a chick farting in her sleep, and i like to keep it that way...

Yeah, it's possible.

Yeah i figured that..

My dog does.

Women dont fart. They get the vapors.

you obviously have never been married

They Do!
 

I'm sure they do!!! except for me of course! ....as I'm a girl :fart

Ok fine. Women=fart machines.

Happy? :P

Yeah. Girls fart in their sleep.
..and it smells vicious..must be for it has fermented in them the whole time they're awake.

Yep they do.

And you can make them fart a little ... by sucking it out. Yummy.

it's only air LOLOLOL

:1orglaugh what a question!:1orglaugh

I know for a fact YOU do :1orglaugh

I know your cat does, too :uhoh

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Where the hell did this come from? Did it just pop into your head or something?

:helpme

Thats so wrong...damn.

My cat rubbed her ass on your face for at least 2 hours.

Actually yes, i just got me worried for a minute.

Actually it still worries me.

You probably let more air loose in your sleep than you do when you're awake. I know I can produce some good ones when I'm sleeping :)

LMAO How true!:thumbsup

Nobody farts in their sleep. When you go to sleep all orifices lock up like a bank vault.

I love eating pussy :Graucho

You've never been on a camping trip, have you? :1orglaugh

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Exactly.. and i remember at least 2 girls who farted in their dreams :1orglaugh

My ex did when we first started sleeping together..I just broke out laughing. :1orglaugh

Damn thats fucked up.

And you thought it was funny?

Of course people fart in their sleep.

The other day I woke myspef up farting

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hell ya they do and im sure some get woken up lol

Last month I woke up my girlfriend from farting in my sleep, it aint cool.

Word. I have woken myself up with a monstrously loud fart before.

I laughed my ass off whe I realised what happened...

My dog farts in her sleep , so it seems likely

:1orglaugh

It happens sometimes, life is a bitch!

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Dunno about women but I woke up in the middle of the night a few weeks ago and could swore I had shit in the bed the smell was so bad. Thank god it was only a massive stinking fart lol

lol yeah theres a lot more then that :)

My partner farts.., there's been a few times where she's done such a good one that I've had to bite my arm to stop my laughing from waking her up. :1orglaugh

Anyway, if you want a definitive answer to your question then do something where you'll be with people dozing off, like an interstate bus trip or long flight. You're bound to hear a loose one or two.

Yes, people fart in their sleep.

I guess if you're goatse it must be easy to let one or two farts slip out during your sleep.

when you're asleep you cannot control your butt hole to shut the air so it easily comes out

(i cant believe im responding to klikrevenue idiot)

Then why don't we crap in our bed?

I've been told i do, but then the bitch would say that wouldn't she...

my dog farts the farts of death while she is sleeping. I have never heard my wife let one rip

l love the idea that women dont fart and poop but after living with 3 hot ass chick roommates i can testify its not true..

yes they do, all the time

I can smell it in the morning :)

Yea...unfortunatelly I know, because my husband does it

"Farting in your sleep is as natural as farting in a crowded elevator or during a pleasant dinner with your chicks parents..." -ArkansasDave

Article from 'Break-Wind Fanzine' Oct 2005, Vol IV No 2

some people don't even care about farting while awake, so I think they just couldn't care less if they do while asleep

Yes..cause I was slapped a couple times for doing it :error