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hova · 04-21-2002, 04:55 AM

http://test.thespark.com/deathtest

Fin out when you are going to die.

I will die July 30, 2025, at the age of 43 years old.

34% Alcoholism
24% Hiv/aids
11% Homicide
7% Alien obduction
etc...............

Theo · 04-21-2002, 05:01 AM

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Theo · 04-21-2002, 05:05 AM

i was wrong, at the age of 59

another test had a result 79 y.old

if 9 is my destiny i hope it's 99

Trax · 04-21-2002, 05:07 AM

lol
thats why i hate those kind of test

Muff · 04-21-2002, 05:16 AM

It says I died yesterday

Trax · 04-21-2002, 05:27 AM

boldy · 04-21-2002, 05:30 AM

2045 at the age of 69

I hope the position 69 as well

^R3K^ · 04-21-2002, 05:45 AM

July 11, 2027 at the age of 48 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Suicide (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Homicide (5%)

Bastards

LoveAsianChicks · 04-21-2002, 05:57 AM

Said I will die at age 58

Jakke PNG · 04-21-2002, 06:03 AM

January 2, 2051
at the age of 71 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (18%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Auto-Fellatio (12%)

I outlive you all. Must be my healthy diet

amadman · 04-21-2002, 06:15 AM

December 1, 2033
at the age of 65 years old.

BabeHunter · 04-21-2002, 06:33 AM

September 25, 2060
at the age of 77 years old.

On that date you will most likely die Wrom:

Heart Attack (22%)
Cancer (16%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Homicide (10%)
Auto-Fellatio (9%)
Loneliness (6%)

77 isn't that bad...considering the fact that I live in Israel ;)

ldinternet · 04-21-2002, 06:48 AM

85 years old.

Most likely from...

Cancer (28%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Homicide (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)

i don't like the sound of that.

Amputate Your Head · 04-21-2002, 08:18 AM

2039 @ the age of 71

kenny · 04-21-2002, 09:31 AM

2040 at 59

Lev · 04-21-2002, 09:44 AM

thats just bogus

zip · 04-21-2002, 01:21 PM

I have 11 more days

XXXManager · 04-21-2002, 04:10 PM

It said I should have died in the 9/11 but missed my calling.
Damn - maybe I'll start touring jerusalem - dont want to be too late for the Heaven-parties.

Direktor · 04-21-2002, 07:27 PM

November 18, 2042
at the age of 64 years old.

Jayson · 04-21-2002, 07:34 PM

September 18, 2045
at the age of 72 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (30%)
Cancer (27%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

And the scary thing is I dont drink Alcohol and still have a 6% chance of dying from it.

Jayson

bunky · 04-21-2002, 08:16 PM

February 19, 2039
at the age of 56 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (34%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Homicide (6%)

Cancer is very common in my family so its possible

bunky

Smegma · 04-21-2002, 09:53 PM

According to this... I died 2 weeks ago..

explains so much

tekart · 04-21-2002, 10:17 PM

Wow!

December 18, 2048 at the age of 79 years old.

Heart Attack (24%)
Cancer (24%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

hyper · 04-21-2002, 11:02 PM

April 8, 2041
at the age of 74 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (50%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%)

Zebra · 04-21-2002, 11:27 PM

Some causes of death I would hate to see listed:

*Lose balance during earthquake and fall onto plunger handle and die 6 weeks later from infected stomach wound.
*Walk thru field and step on 50+ year old bomb carried from Japan by giant weather balloon during final stages of WWII.
*Trying to imitate Ron Jeremy and crack your neck and suffocate while trying to suck your own cock.
*Choke on an ice cube.
*Rear-end Mike Tyson's car and then call him Sambo when he threatens you.
*Get drunk in Haiti one night and fuck 20 cheap hookers with needle marks in their arms and do it WITHOUT a condom.
*Walk into a propeller of a vintage plane while at an airshow (ala the big bald Nazi in Raiders of the Lost Ark).
*Gored in the groin while being chased by bull down a Spanish street.
*Try lighting a really gaseous fart and having your bowels ruptured.
*Eating 14 month old mystery meat in the back of the fridge.
*Fall asleep and slump over while doing taxes and pencil pokes thru your eyeball and into your brain.

Luckily I will only die of cancer or heart failure June 2, 2039 at the young age of 68.

04-21-2002, 04:55 AM	#1
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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	i was wrong, at the age of 59 another test had a result 79 y.old if 9 is my destiny i hope it's 99

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LoveAsianChicks Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: -CANADA- Posts: 1,464	Said I will die at age 58

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BabeHunter Webmaster Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: 2nd door on the left Posts: 4,063	September 25, 2060 at the age of 77 years old. On that date you will most likely die Wrom: Heart Attack (22%) Cancer (16%) Alien Abduction (12%) Homicide (10%) Auto-Fellatio (9%) Loneliness (6%) 77 isn't that bad...considering the fact that I live in Israel ;)

04-21-2002, 06:48 AM	#13
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	85 years old. Most likely from... Cancer (28%) Heart Attack (21%) Homicide (8%) Horrible Accident (6%) i don't like the sound of that.

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	2039 @ the age of 71

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kenny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,245	2040 at 59 __________________ 7

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Lev Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,545	thats just bogus

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zip Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: under the bridge Posts: 567	I have 11 more days

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XXXManager So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy Posts: 893	It said I should have died in the 9/11 but missed my calling. Damn - maybe I'll start touring jerusalem - dont want to be too late for the Heaven-parties.

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Direktor Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 529	November 18, 2042 at the age of 64 years old.

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Jayson Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: CZ Posts: 554	September 18, 2045 at the age of 72 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (30%) Cancer (27%) Horrible Accident (6%) Contagious Disease (6%) Alcoholism (6%) Alien Abduction (5%) And the scary thing is I dont drink Alcohol and still have a 6% chance of dying from it. Jayson __________________ Sapphic Cash - We Do It Right

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bunky Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Charlotte NC USA Posts: 902	February 19, 2039 at the age of 56 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (34%) Heart Attack (18%) Homicide (6%) Cancer is very common in my family so its possible bunky __________________ BoneProne 4 Life - BoneProne Family [insert title here]

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tekart Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: somwhere in time... Posts: 368	Wow! December 18, 2048 at the age of 79 years old. Heart Attack (24%) Cancer (24%) Alien Abduction (11%) Alcoholism (7%) Auto-Fellatio (6%) Homicide (6%) Horrible Accident (5%) Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

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hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	April 8, 2041 at the age of 74 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (50%) Contagious Disease (7%) Suicide (5%) Homicide (5%) Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) Drowning (5%) __________________

04-21-2002, 11:27 PM	#25
Zebra Banned from Kimmy's couch Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Down at Fraggle Rock Posts: 5,091	Some causes of death I would hate to see listed: Lose balance during earthquake and fall onto plunger handle and die 6 weeks later from infected stomach wound. Walk thru field and step on 50+ year old bomb carried from Japan by giant weather balloon during final stages of WWII. Trying to imitate Ron Jeremy and crack your neck and suffocate while trying to suck your own cock. Choke on an ice cube. Rear-end Mike Tyson's car and then call him Sambo when he threatens you. Get drunk in Haiti one night and fuck 20 cheap hookers with needle marks in their arms and do it WITHOUT a condom. Walk into a propeller of a vintage plane while at an airshow (ala the big bald Nazi in Raiders of the Lost Ark). Gored in the groin while being chased by bull down a Spanish street. Try lighting a really gaseous fart and having your bowels ruptured. Eating 14 month old mystery meat in the back of the fridge. *Fall asleep and slump over while doing taxes and pencil pokes thru your eyeball and into your brain. Luckily I will only die of cancer or heart failure June 2, 2039 at the young age of 68. __________________ Old School