If only kids could vote.......(Funny) - GoFuckYourself.com

AsianDevil · 02-15-2006, 11:26 AM

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what
their fathers did
for a living. All the typical answers came up --
fireman, mechanic,
businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

But little Justin was being uncharacteristically
quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My
father's an exotic
dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes
in front of other
men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if
the offer is
really good, he will go home with some guy and make
love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took
little Justin aside to
ask him,

"Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic
National Committee and
is helping to secure the nomination of Hilary Clinton,
but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

PixeLs · 02-15-2006, 08:14 PM

HAHAHAHA At least this kid knows some values at that early age.

02-15-2006, 11:26 AM	#1
AsianDevil Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 289	If only kids could vote.......(Funny) One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. But little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to secure the nomination of Hilary Clinton, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids." __________________ ICQ - 165946044

02-15-2006, 08:14 PM	#2
PixeLs Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 11,922	HAHAHAHA At least this kid knows some values at that early age. __________________ Make money on any traffic. Bi-weekly payments with no hold.