AsianDevil

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what
their fathers did
for a living. All the typical answers came up --
fireman, mechanic,
businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

But little Justin was being uncharacteristically
quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My
father's an exotic
dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes
in front of other
men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if
the offer is
really good, he will go home with some guy and make
love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took
little Justin aside to
ask him,

"Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic
National Committee and
is helping to secure the nomination of Hilary Clinton,
but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

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