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This one just cracked me the fuck up --

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"I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks."

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baddog · 02-15-2006, 12:53 AM

Afraid I don't open or read spam.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Afraid I don't open or read spam.

I agree...why waste my precious time with spam mail!

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ummm....get a spam filter for email 2hp....

2HousePlague · 02-15-2006, 12:58 AM

Usually, I just scan and delete, too.

But -- C'MON -- anyone who says they don't ready ANY spam EVER is in the same category with people who say they don't masturbate -

We all do it.

baddog · 02-15-2006, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Usually, I just scan and delete, too.

But -- C'MON -- anyone who says they don't ready ANY spam EVER is in the same category with people who say they don't masturbate -

We all do it.

Nope, I really don't. No time

2HousePlague · 02-15-2006, 01:29 AM

I hear ya.

Well, at least I have a better understanding of the Bible quote choice --

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Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Nope, I really don't. No time

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