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FabianC · 02-14-2006, 07:58 PM

US Navy SEALS are always taught:

1) Keep your priorities in order
2) Know when to act without hesitation.

A Navy SEAL was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day he shocked the class when he came in, looked to the ceiling, and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God I'm still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes the SEAL got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The SEAL went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the SEAL and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The SEAL calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act
like an asshole. So He sent me."

Harmon · 02-14-2006, 07:59 PM

Good shit

RRRED · 02-14-2006, 08:00 PM

I'm gonna do that to YOU one day

How's things?

Chris · 02-14-2006, 08:02 PM

haha that was good
Hows it goin bro?

volante · 02-14-2006, 08:03 PM

I've met a couple of SEALS. They too thought they were the next best thing to god...

FabianC · 02-14-2006, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

I'm gonna do that to YOU one day

How's things?

FabianC · 02-14-2006, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

haha that was good
Hows it goin bro?

Hey what's up Chris .. been busy re-shaping the way we'll all be doing biz

02-14-2006, 07:58 PM	#1
FabianC Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 1,616	God, if you are real, then I want you to... US Navy SEALS are always taught: 1) Keep your priorities in order 2) Know when to act without hesitation. A Navy SEAL was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day he shocked the class when he came in, looked to the ceiling, and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes the SEAL got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The SEAL went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the SEAL and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The SEAL calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole. So He sent me."

02-14-2006, 07:59 PM	#2
Harmon ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 20,010	Good shit __________________ [email protected]

02-14-2006, 08:02 PM	#4
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	haha that was good Hows it goin bro? __________________ [email protected]

02-14-2006, 08:00 PM	#3
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	I'm gonna do that to YOU one day How's things?

02-14-2006, 08:03 PM	#5
volante Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: LAX Immigration Posts: 2,940	I've met a couple of SEALS. They too thought they were the next best thing to god...