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Juicy D. Links · 02-14-2006, 06:16 AM

I am hiccuping yo.

the source · 02-14-2006, 06:42 AM

drink a cup of warm water really fast. and you will be cured

2HousePlague · 02-14-2006, 06:43 AM

Take Deeper Breaths More Slowly.

XX_RydeR · 02-14-2006, 07:34 AM

swallow hot cum.

viki · 02-14-2006, 07:36 AM

Put your fingers in your ears while you swallow some water.

chase · 02-14-2006, 08:50 AM

spoonful of sugar

Tom_PM · 02-14-2006, 08:55 AM

Inhale until you lungs are almsot full, then close your mouth and nose and swallow. Dont let any air out, it might be hard but you can do it. Dont swallow air, just swallow.

GFX Wiz · 02-14-2006, 08:58 AM

I recently read that all you need to do is have your uncle point a gun at you and accidentally pull the trigger. Stops hiccups on the spot

everestcash · 02-14-2006, 09:01 AM

hold your breath, then drink some water, then keep on hiccuping... coz it won't help

IWantU_Jeff · 02-14-2006, 09:05 AM

holding your breath usually works. (at least for me it does)

psuspect · 02-14-2006, 09:06 AM

Try farting at the same time

PaulB IYP · 02-14-2006, 09:56 AM

drink a glass of water from the oppostie side of the glass!!!!!

Nembrionic · 02-14-2006, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I am hiccuping yo.

Scare yourself when you don't expect it

shuki · 02-14-2006, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by platinumfeedspaul

drink a glass of water from the oppostie side of the glass!!!!!

Works every time

SilentKnight · 02-14-2006, 10:22 AM

WME · 02-14-2006, 06:10 PM

breathe into a plastic bag for a few minutes to incease the CO2 in your lungs.

Just_Dave · 02-14-2006, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chase

spoonful of sugar

this one works

trix · 02-14-2006, 06:46 PM

agreed, sugar works (so does sand but c'mon)

also a couple of drops of bitters on a lemon wedge (bite into it) but the sugar is more pleasant

wdsguy · 02-14-2006, 06:50 PM

drink lots of cum.

volante · 02-14-2006, 06:53 PM

I did a Google image search for the word "boo" to try to scare you, and this was on the first page - thought the rest of us would appreciate it more:

nico-t · 02-14-2006, 07:03 PM

hold your breath in for at least 20 seconds, works for me

Penthouse Tony · 02-14-2006, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Take Deeper Breaths More Slowly.

That's the best remedy in the thread. Deep long breaths and fully exhale.

02-14-2006, 07:22 PM

Do 3 back flips, turn around in a circle 7 times and sing the National Anthem. Just make sure you are holding your beath while doing all of these things and they are guranteed to go away.

Scootermuze · 02-14-2006, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viki

Put your fingers in your ears while you swallow some water.

Works like a charm...

gecko · 02-14-2006, 09:09 PM

Drinking a shit load of water

Baker Rd · 02-14-2006, 09:11 PM

masturbation cures everything

StickyGreen · 02-14-2006, 09:12 PM

lol, there's some funny ass responses in here...

Nembrionic · 02-14-2006, 09:31 PM

Try thinking of Dom DeLuise trying to be funny

studio · 02-14-2006, 09:35 PM

A shot of "Rosie's Lime Juice" will do it....

reed_4 · 02-14-2006, 10:40 PM

Plug your ears (so sound is partially blocked), take a deep breath and swallow 3-6 times straight, without taking a breath between swallows.

Vitasoy · 02-15-2006, 07:51 AM

Whenever I get them, I eat a lot of yogurt.

Downtime · 02-15-2006, 07:59 AM

spoonful of peanut butter

je_rome · 02-16-2006, 01:09 AM

http://www.well.com/user/smalin/hiccup.htm

Purely mental cures (no tools, no physical activity, no assist
1) Think of all the bald men you can.
2) Tell yourself "I'm not going to hiccup again."
3) Don't do anything; just wait for the next hiccup.
4) Close your eyes and visualize a neon sign, like a movie marquee; see the word "THINK" blinking on and off; concentrate on the sign and make the word blink as fast as possible.
5) Imagine a neon blue colour, coming from between your eyes, (also known as the third or psyhic eye) and directing it down the centre of your chest to the xiphisternum and then washing calmly across the diaphragm, from one side to the next and back continuously.

Cures involving your breath (or respiratory tract)
1) Laugh.
2) Swallow air.
3) Hyperventilate.
4) Induce a cough or sneeze.
5) Relax and breathe from your diaphragm.
6) Inhale and exhale once a second for two minutes.

BobG · 02-16-2006, 01:25 AM

This friend of mine hipped me to a cool one. Every time someone starts hiccupping he offers them a dollar for every hiccup that they can produce from that moment on. Cures it every time. No shit.

2cool2bme · 02-16-2006, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Inhale until you lungs are almsot full, then close your mouth and nose and swallow. Dont let any air out, it might be hard but you can do it. Dont swallow air, just swallow.

this works perfectly for me everytime.... but i dont have to fill my lungs with a whole lot of air .... but i do it a couple of times ....

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