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TheLegacy · 02-14-2006, 06:54 PM

Life & Style has learned exclusively that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have agreed to call off their wedding ? and, ultimately, to split.

Multiple insiders confirmed the story to Life & Style, with one longtime friend of Tom?s saying: ?Their relationship is basically over.? Another friend adds: ?They both agreed that the marriage wouldn?t work and they wanted to end it before they learned to hate each other.?

The insiders say that Tom, 43, and Katie, 27, plan to keep up the charade of a romance until after their baby?s birth this spring. In the meantime, the couple will live in his Beverly Hills home ? though sleeping in separate bedrooms ? through the summer. Then, presumably, they?ll announce a separation ? but Tom plans to buy Katie a home nearby so he can visit his child whenever he wishes.

?They?ll share custody,? says the friend, who claims the couple are drawing up a legal document to provide for Katie?s and the baby?s financial well-being for life. ?Tom will set up Katie and the baby,? adds the pal.

For more on Tom and Katie?s split and other celebrity relationship and style news, pick up the latest issue of Life & Style Weekly.

http://lifeandstylemag.hollywood.com/

wedouglas · 02-14-2006, 06:55 PM

I call BS

marketsmart · 02-14-2006, 06:55 PM

chicks dont have a chance when their partner "loves the cock"

aico · 02-14-2006, 06:57 PM

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/en...997360000.html

wdsguy · 02-14-2006, 06:57 PM

Everyone knew that it was a publicity stunt and Tom is really gay.

Spunky · 02-14-2006, 06:57 PM

Katie is finally free!

kristin · 02-14-2006, 06:59 PM

Shocker!

jjjay · 02-14-2006, 06:59 PM

what a surprise

what man would now want katie holmes after nutbag tom cruise has used her as a cum dumpster

marketsmart · 02-14-2006, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjjay

what a surprise

what man would now want katie holmes after nutbag tom cruise has used her as a cum dumpster

you really think he banged her? maybe in the ass once....

Argoz · 02-14-2006, 07:05 PM

im soooooo sad now....

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!

nick1980 · 02-14-2006, 07:06 PM

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Deny Split
In statement, couple claim magazine's story is full of 'malicious fallacies.'
Calling a forthcoming Life & Style report that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have broken up "100 percent false," the celebrity couple said on Valentine's Day that they are still very much together.

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes story, which shows the couple in an embrace with the words "Split!" emblazoned across the cover, cites unnamed sources who claim that the couple called off the wedding but planned to "keep up the charade of a romance until after their baby's birth," sleeping in separate bedrooms in Cruise's home in Beverly Hills, California. Life & Style's sources suggest that the couple will publicly stay together through the summer but announce a separation afterward, in which they'd share custody and Cruise would provide for both Holmes' and the baby's financial well-being.

In a joint statement issued through their publicist, Cruise and Holmes said that the Life & Style cover story is full of "malicious fallacies." "Mr. Cruise and Ms. Holmes are still engaged and moving forward with their wedding plans, as well as planning for the arrival of their child," the statement read. "The couple is looking forward to a long and happy life together as a family."

Cruise and Holmes announced in early October that they were going to be parents (see "Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Expecting Their First Child") after getting engaged in June (see "Tom Cruise Proposes To Katie Holmes At Eiffel Tower").

No wedding date has been announced, nor has their rep divulged when the baby is due. Based on the timing of the announcement and Holmes' appearance, April seems like an accurate estimate.

Source: http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/artic...06/story.jhtml

TheLegacy · 02-14-2006, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/en...997360000.html

thanks for the backup article

jjjay · 02-14-2006, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

you really think he banged her? maybe in the ass once....

probably got someone at the scientology ranch to knock her up

reginaldo · 02-14-2006, 07:10 PM

jjjay · 02-14-2006, 07:11 PM

well that's just lovely

Doctor Dre · 02-14-2006, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

you really think he banged her? maybe in the ass once....

Are you insinuating she got insiminated ? lol

nico-t · 02-14-2006, 07:15 PM

i know tom's browsing this board too so lets hear it from him first

kristin · 02-14-2006, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Are you insinuating she got insiminated ? lol

I think she did, I don't think they actually had sex.

lyn1 · 02-14-2006, 07:17 PM

What females do for money. I bet she didn't get screwed by Tom so we wonder who the baby belongs to.

I have a gay cousin who had a child with a lesbian. Told me he wanked into a test tube and got the female to inseminate herself.

Desperate stuff to have a child and in Tom Cruise's case, to look normal.

Imagine if he came out of the closet. It would be the destruction of his career like Richard Geer (did I spell that right?). I did like Geer till I found out he was gay. No more fantasies for me...ughhhh.

Lyn

Sly · 02-14-2006, 07:18 PM

I think my all time favorite conspiracy theory is that the Scientologists find "suitors" for Tom to cover up the fact that he's gay since homosexuality is forbidden. Maybe Katie finally realized how crazy those people are. Good for her!

TheLegacy · 02-14-2006, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lyn1

What females do for money. I bet she didn't get screwed by Tom so we wonder who the baby belongs to.

I have a gay cousin who had a child with a lesbian. Told me he wanked into a test tube and got the female to inseminate herself.

Desperate stuff to have a child and in Tom Cruise's case, to look normal.

Imagine if he came out of the closet. It would be the destruction of his career like Richard Geer (did I spell that right?). I did like Geer till I found out he was gay. No more fantasies for me...ughhhh.

Lyn

are you implying tom cruise is gay?? hmm.. didnt see that coming

Sly · 02-14-2006, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lyn1

Imagine if he came out of the closet. It would be the destruction of his career like Richard Geer (did I spell that right?). I did like Geer till I found out he was gay. No more fantasies for me...ughhhh.

Lyn

He'll never come out of the closet while being a Scientologist.

TheLegacy · 02-14-2006, 07:25 PM

TheLegacy · 02-14-2006, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lyn1

Imagine if he came out of the closet. It would be the destruction of his career like Richard Geer (did I spell that right?). I did like Geer till I found out he was gay. No more fantasies for me...ughhhh.

Lyn

LiveDose · 02-14-2006, 07:26 PM

They must both have new movies coming out.

PR...

pornstar2pac · 02-14-2006, 07:50 PM

cool, Tom is on the market again!

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 02-14-2006, 07:59 PM

well then lets see if things will worked out for them...

sniperwolf · 02-14-2006, 08:36 PM

another hollywood story... I never liked them living together anyway

gecko · 02-14-2006, 09:07 PM

The saga continues

RainGurl · 02-14-2006, 10:31 PM

katie is too sweet to be with him. hope the story sticks.

Easton · 02-14-2006, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy

Life & Style has learned exclusively that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have agreed to call off their wedding ? and, ultimately, to split.

Multiple insiders confirmed the story to Life & Style, with one longtime friend of Tom?s saying: ?Their relationship is basically over.? Another friend adds: ?They both agreed that the marriage wouldn?t work and they wanted to end it before they learned to hate each other.?

The insiders say that Tom, 43, and Katie, 27, plan to keep up the charade of a romance until after their baby?s birth this spring. In the meantime, the couple will live in his Beverly Hills home ? though sleeping in separate bedrooms ? through the summer. Then, presumably, they?ll announce a separation ? but Tom plans to buy Katie a home nearby so he can visit his child whenever he wishes.

?They?ll share custody,? says the friend, who claims the couple are drawing up a legal document to provide for Katie?s and the baby?s financial well-being for life. ?Tom will set up Katie and the baby,? adds the pal.

For more on Tom and Katie?s split and other celebrity relationship and style news, pick up the latest issue of Life & Style Weekly.

http://lifeandstylemag.hollywood.com/

learn to spell... HOLMES not HOMES

reed_4 · 02-15-2006, 01:02 AM

another publicity for Tom Cruise? probably he is up with a new movie.

stickyfingerz · 02-15-2006, 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy

are you implying tom cruise is gay?? hmm.. didnt see that coming

Man dont do that. You're DANGEROUS!, and thats a problem. A loose cannon. You're DANGERORUS... man!

stickyfingerz · 02-15-2006, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easton

learn to spell... HOLMES not HOMES

Better reread the post.

It says "but Tom plans to buy Katie a home nearby so he can visit his child whenever he wishes. "

Easton · 02-15-2006, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

Better reread the post.

It says "but Tom plans to buy Katie a home nearby so he can visit his child whenever he wishes. "

no, you should re-read the thread title, he called her "Homes"

xclusive · 02-15-2006, 01:38 AM

Wonder when the sex tape of him and john travolta will leak out

Luc Lonely · 02-15-2006, 01:44 AM

oh yeah. like I give a shit.
eat dick !!!

SGS · 02-15-2006, 01:51 AM

More Hollywood bullshit.

je_rome · 02-15-2006, 01:58 AM

however, newspaper reports say that the couple has denied this rumor. anyway, this has been the trend for most hollywood couples. be surprised if the couple remained married to each other after 20 years.

JFK · 02-15-2006, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive

Wonder when the sex tape of him and john travolta will leak out

who's got that SouthPark clip??

stickyfingerz · 02-15-2006, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easton

no, you should re-read the thread title, he called her "Homes"

Doh. lol I just read the quote you referenced. Ma bad.

stickyfingerz · 02-15-2006, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

who's got that SouthPark clip??

here is the audio.

http://www.bajiggity.com/southparktomcruise.mp3

Easton · 02-15-2006, 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

Doh. lol I just read the quote you referenced. Ma bad.

it's all good dude, so you made a mistake...

TheLegacy · 02-15-2006, 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easton

learn to spell... HOLMES not HOMES

with all due respect - please follow the link and you will find I basically copied and pasted the text directly. If you are unsatisfied with their spelling email to the editor rather than assuming I made a mistake.

Vitasoy · 02-15-2006, 07:25 AM

Celeb couples rarely last long, so no surprise here

Manowar · 02-15-2006, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reginaldo

Downtime · 02-15-2006, 07:34 AM

lmao that's awesome news, not surprising either

Th!nk · 02-15-2006, 07:38 AM

what's new with hollywood celebrities anyways....

sweetcuties · 02-15-2006, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lyn1

What females do for money. I bet she didn't get screwed by Tom so we wonder who the baby belongs to.

I have a gay cousin who had a child with a lesbian. Told me he wanked into a test tube and got the female to inseminate herself.

Desperate stuff to have a child and in Tom Cruise's case, to look normal.

Imagine if he came out of the closet. It would be the destruction of his career like Richard Geer (did I spell that right?). I did like Geer till I found out he was gay. No more fantasies for me...ughhhh.

Lyn

Richard Geere is gay??... I had no idea. Good actor regardless

DamageX · 02-15-2006, 07:42 AM

What a shocker. Not.

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