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TheLegacy 02-14-2006 06:54 PM

Katie Homes and Tom Cruise To Announce Separating
 
Life & Style has learned exclusively that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have agreed to call off their wedding ? and, ultimately, to split.

Multiple insiders confirmed the story to Life & Style, with one longtime friend of Tom?s saying: ?Their relationship is basically over.? Another friend adds: ?They both agreed that the marriage wouldn?t work and they wanted to end it before they learned to hate each other.?

The insiders say that Tom, 43, and Katie, 27, plan to keep up the charade of a romance until after their baby?s birth this spring. In the meantime, the couple will live in his Beverly Hills home ? though sleeping in separate bedrooms ? through the summer. Then, presumably, they?ll announce a separation ? but Tom plans to buy Katie a home nearby so he can visit his child whenever he wishes.

?They?ll share custody,? says the friend, who claims the couple are drawing up a legal document to provide for Katie?s and the baby?s financial well-being for life. ?Tom will set up Katie and the baby,? adds the pal.

For more on Tom and Katie?s split and other celebrity relationship and style news, pick up the latest issue of Life & Style Weekly.


http://lifeandstylemag.hollywood.com/


http://lifeandstylemag.hollywood.com...&S609cover.jpg

wedouglas 02-14-2006 06:55 PM

I call BS

marketsmart 02-14-2006 06:55 PM

chicks dont have a chance when their partner "loves the cock"

aico 02-14-2006 06:57 PM

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/en...997360000.html

wdsguy 02-14-2006 06:57 PM

Everyone knew that it was a publicity stunt and Tom is really gay.

Spunky 02-14-2006 06:57 PM

Katie is finally free!

kristin 02-14-2006 06:59 PM

Shocker!

jjjay 02-14-2006 06:59 PM

what a surprise

what man would now want katie holmes after nutbag tom cruise has used her as a cum dumpster

marketsmart 02-14-2006 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjjay
what a surprise

what man would now want katie holmes after nutbag tom cruise has used her as a cum dumpster

you really think he banged her? maybe in the ass once....

Argoz 02-14-2006 07:05 PM

im soooooo sad now....













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nick1980 02-14-2006 07:06 PM

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Deny Split
In statement, couple claim magazine's story is full of 'malicious fallacies.'
Calling a forthcoming Life & Style report that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have broken up "100 percent false," the celebrity couple said on Valentine's Day that they are still very much together.

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes story, which shows the couple in an embrace with the words "Split!" emblazoned across the cover, cites unnamed sources who claim that the couple called off the wedding but planned to "keep up the charade of a romance until after their baby's birth," sleeping in separate bedrooms in Cruise's home in Beverly Hills, California. Life & Style's sources suggest that the couple will publicly stay together through the summer but announce a separation afterward, in which they'd share custody and Cruise would provide for both Holmes' and the baby's financial well-being.

In a joint statement issued through their publicist, Cruise and Holmes said that the Life & Style cover story is full of "malicious fallacies." "Mr. Cruise and Ms. Holmes are still engaged and moving forward with their wedding plans, as well as planning for the arrival of their child," the statement read. "The couple is looking forward to a long and happy life together as a family."

Cruise and Holmes announced in early October that they were going to be parents (see "Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Expecting Their First Child") after getting engaged in June (see "Tom Cruise Proposes To Katie Holmes At Eiffel Tower").

No wedding date has been announced, nor has their rep divulged when the baby is due. Based on the timing of the announcement and Holmes' appearance, April seems like an accurate estimate.

Source: http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/artic...06/story.jhtml

TheLegacy 02-14-2006 07:08 PM


thanks for the backup article


http://www.galaxy-cities.com/earth/s...olmes-p301.jpg



http://www.bartcop.com/katie-holmes-no-sleep.jpg

jjjay 02-14-2006 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart
you really think he banged her? maybe in the ass once....

probably got someone at the scientology ranch to knock her up

reginaldo 02-14-2006 07:10 PM

http://www.ballsinass.com/trailer.jpg

jjjay 02-14-2006 07:11 PM

well that's just lovely

Doctor Dre 02-14-2006 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart
you really think he banged her? maybe in the ass once....

Are you insinuating she got insiminated ? lol

nico-t 02-14-2006 07:15 PM

i know tom's browsing this board too so lets hear it from him first

kristin 02-14-2006 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
Are you insinuating she got insiminated ? lol

I think she did, I don't think they actually had sex.

lyn1 02-14-2006 07:17 PM

What females do for money. I bet she didn't get screwed by Tom so we wonder who the baby belongs to.

I have a gay cousin who had a child with a lesbian. Told me he wanked into a test tube and got the female to inseminate herself.

Desperate stuff to have a child and in Tom Cruise's case, to look normal.

Imagine if he came out of the closet. It would be the destruction of his career like Richard Geer (did I spell that right?). I did like Geer till I found out he was gay. No more fantasies for me...ughhhh.

Lyn

Sly 02-14-2006 07:18 PM

I think my all time favorite conspiracy theory is that the Scientologists find "suitors" for Tom to cover up the fact that he's gay since homosexuality is forbidden. Maybe Katie finally realized how crazy those people are. Good for her!

TheLegacy 02-14-2006 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lyn1
What females do for money. I bet she didn't get screwed by Tom so we wonder who the baby belongs to.

I have a gay cousin who had a child with a lesbian. Told me he wanked into a test tube and got the female to inseminate herself.

Desperate stuff to have a child and in Tom Cruise's case, to look normal.

Imagine if he came out of the closet. It would be the destruction of his career like Richard Geer (did I spell that right?). I did like Geer till I found out he was gay. No more fantasies for me...ughhhh.

Lyn


are you implying tom cruise is gay?? hmm.. didnt see that coming

http://e.domaindlx.com/lda82/GayOutsiders.jpg


http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....es/topgay6.jpg

Sly 02-14-2006 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lyn1
Imagine if he came out of the closet. It would be the destruction of his career like Richard Geer (did I spell that right?). I did like Geer till I found out he was gay. No more fantasies for me...ughhhh.

Lyn

He'll never come out of the closet while being a Scientologist.

TheLegacy 02-14-2006 07:25 PM

http://www.celebrity99.com/k/katie-H...Holmes-013.jpg

http://www.celebrity99.com/k/katie-H...Holmes-015.jpg

TheLegacy 02-14-2006 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lyn1

Imagine if he came out of the closet. It would be the destruction of his career like Richard Geer (did I spell that right?). I did like Geer till I found out he was gay. No more fantasies for me...ughhhh.

Lyn


http://web.ukonline.co.uk/bebop/blog/holmes01.jpg

LiveDose 02-14-2006 07:26 PM

They must both have new movies coming out.

PR...

pornstar2pac 02-14-2006 07:50 PM

cool, Tom is on the market again!

Stacey_JoinRightNow 02-14-2006 07:59 PM

well then lets see if things will worked out for them...

sniperwolf 02-14-2006 08:36 PM

another hollywood story... I never liked them living together anyway

gecko 02-14-2006 09:07 PM

The saga continues

RainGurl 02-14-2006 10:31 PM

katie is too sweet to be with him. hope the story sticks.

Easton 02-14-2006 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy
Life & Style has learned exclusively that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have agreed to call off their wedding ? and, ultimately, to split.

Multiple insiders confirmed the story to Life & Style, with one longtime friend of Tom?s saying: ?Their relationship is basically over.? Another friend adds: ?They both agreed that the marriage wouldn?t work and they wanted to end it before they learned to hate each other.?

The insiders say that Tom, 43, and Katie, 27, plan to keep up the charade of a romance until after their baby?s birth this spring. In the meantime, the couple will live in his Beverly Hills home ? though sleeping in separate bedrooms ? through the summer. Then, presumably, they?ll announce a separation ? but Tom plans to buy Katie a home nearby so he can visit his child whenever he wishes.

?They?ll share custody,? says the friend, who claims the couple are drawing up a legal document to provide for Katie?s and the baby?s financial well-being for life. ?Tom will set up Katie and the baby,? adds the pal.

For more on Tom and Katie?s split and other celebrity relationship and style news, pick up the latest issue of Life & Style Weekly.


http://lifeandstylemag.hollywood.com/


http://lifeandstylemag.hollywood.com...&S609cover.jpg

learn to spell... HOLMES not HOMES

reed_4 02-15-2006 01:02 AM

another publicity for Tom Cruise? probably he is up with a new movie.

stickyfingerz 02-15-2006 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy
are you implying tom cruise is gay?? hmm.. didnt see that coming

http://e.domaindlx.com/lda82/GayOutsiders.jpg


http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....es/topgay6.jpg

Man dont do that. You're DANGEROUS!, and thats a problem. A loose cannon. You're DANGERORUS... man! :uhoh :upsidedow

stickyfingerz 02-15-2006 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easton
learn to spell... HOLMES not HOMES

Better reread the post. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh It says "but Tom plans to buy Katie a home nearby so he can visit his child whenever he wishes. "

Easton 02-15-2006 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet
Better reread the post. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh It says "but Tom plans to buy Katie a home nearby so he can visit his child whenever he wishes. "

no, you should re-read the thread title, he called her "Homes"

xclusive 02-15-2006 01:38 AM

Wonder when the sex tape of him and john travolta will leak out:)

Luc Lonely 02-15-2006 01:44 AM

oh yeah. like I give a shit.
eat dick !!!

SGS 02-15-2006 01:51 AM

More Hollywood bullshit. :2 cents:

je_rome 02-15-2006 01:58 AM

however, newspaper reports say that the couple has denied this rumor. anyway, this has been the trend for most hollywood couples. be surprised if the couple remained married to each other after 20 years.

JFK 02-15-2006 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive
Wonder when the sex tape of him and john travolta will leak out:)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup
who's got that SouthPark clip??

stickyfingerz 02-15-2006 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easton
no, you should re-read the thread title, he called her "Homes"


Doh. lol I just read the quote you referenced. Ma bad. :thumbsup

stickyfingerz 02-15-2006 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup
who's got that SouthPark clip??

here is the audio.

http://www.bajiggity.com/southparktomcruise.mp3

Easton 02-15-2006 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet
Doh. lol I just read the quote you referenced. Ma bad. :thumbsup

it's all good dude, so you made a mistake...

TheLegacy 02-15-2006 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easton
learn to spell... HOLMES not HOMES


with all due respect - please follow the link and you will find I basically copied and pasted the text directly. If you are unsatisfied with their spelling email to the editor rather than assuming I made a mistake.

Vitasoy 02-15-2006 07:25 AM

Celeb couples rarely last long, so no surprise here

Manowar 02-15-2006 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reginaldo

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Downtime 02-15-2006 07:34 AM

lmao that's awesome news, not surprising either

Th!nk 02-15-2006 07:38 AM

what's new with hollywood celebrities anyways....:(

sweetcuties 02-15-2006 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lyn1
What females do for money. I bet she didn't get screwed by Tom so we wonder who the baby belongs to.

I have a gay cousin who had a child with a lesbian. Told me he wanked into a test tube and got the female to inseminate herself.

Desperate stuff to have a child and in Tom Cruise's case, to look normal.

Imagine if he came out of the closet. It would be the destruction of his career like Richard Geer (did I spell that right?). I did like Geer till I found out he was gay. No more fantasies for me...ughhhh.

Lyn

Richard Geere is gay??... I had no idea. Good actor regardless

DamageX 02-15-2006 07:42 AM

What a shocker. Not.


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