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HDADULT · 02-13-2006, 07:46 PM

Just another choke on my part I am so mad at myself....
so im standing in line at wallmart. I am on the phone with my friend and there is a girl in front of me smoking hot. I was supposed to be at his house a few mintues ago. I say to my friend on the phone "im in line it must be a valentines special" and she lauphes and its game on.

hot, tall, thin, gigantic tits, i mean im talking about 34DD, with mom, lives in nice part town, right on the water,standing in line, talking about magazines, about 36 yr, verfied single, no kids.

So I get the green light from mom, great consveration about just small talk.....and I go in for the number and.

I FUCKIN CHOKE GOD DAMN it..It couldnt close the deal im soooooo mad

Im losing IT thanks for listening

Downtime · 02-13-2006, 07:47 PM

you need a fleshlight

3M TA3 · 02-13-2006, 07:49 PM

there's 2 people in this world.

those that are and those that want to be.
the difference between them is...
those that do and those that don't.

OG LennyT · 02-13-2006, 07:49 PM

goddamn.. you fag

Doctor Dre · 02-13-2006, 07:50 PM

HDADULT · 02-13-2006, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3M TA3

there's 2 people in this world.

those that are and those that want to be.
the difference between them is...
those that do and those that don't.

i like it!

czarina · 02-13-2006, 07:53 PM

Never be afraid to ask a girl out, or for her digits. the most she can say is no.

Or maybe Ewww. Yuck. get away loser!

Spunky · 02-13-2006, 07:54 PM

Maybe you wanted Moms instead

HDADULT · 02-13-2006, 07:55 PM

Well I think i just passed in my mind because i was trying to think of what could be wrong with her that hot with mom and caught a glimpse of a stamp tramp

HDADULT · 02-13-2006, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Maybe you wanted Moms instead

that would be no mom was not good looking... what I call a Hen

Tat2Jr · 02-13-2006, 07:59 PM

There's 2 people in this world...

Those that can spell walmart

and those who can't!

HDADULT · 02-13-2006, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina

Never be afraid to ask a girl out, or for her digits. the most she can say is no.

Or maybe Ewww. Yuck. get away loser!

well this was unique because the whole line was watching..it was hilarious
im thinking 80% it was a yes

HDADULT · 02-13-2006, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tat2Jr

There's 2 people in this world...

Those that can spell walmart

and those who can't!

OK spell checker thank you!

LOL i was typing fast and to be honest. I send so many business emails on a daily basis that i have to proof first.... its nice just to let it fly ya know...like using ...?

Tat2Jr · 02-13-2006, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HDADULT

OK spell checker thank you!

LOL i was typing fast and to be honest. I send so many business emails on a daily basis that i have to proof first.... its nice just to let it fly ya know...like using ...?

I hear that. I have to spell check everything. I even have the firefox spell checker extention that works on board posts. I don't care how bad of a speller someone is... I'm worse.

02-13-2006, 07:46 PM	#1
HDADULT Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,152	Hot Girl Wallmart chic Just another choke on my part I am so mad at myself.... so im standing in line at wallmart. I am on the phone with my friend and there is a girl in front of me smoking hot. I was supposed to be at his house a few mintues ago. I say to my friend on the phone "im in line it must be a valentines special" and she lauphes and its game on. hot, tall, thin, gigantic tits, i mean im talking about 34DD, with mom, lives in nice part town, right on the water,standing in line, talking about magazines, about 36 yr, verfied single, no kids. So I get the green light from mom, great consveration about just small talk.....and I go in for the number and. I FUCKIN CHOKE GOD DAMN it..It couldnt close the deal im soooooo mad Im losing IT thanks for listening __________________ Would you like to play a Game? - War Games, 1983

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