Hot Girl Wallmart chic
 

Just another choke on my part I am so mad at myself....
so im standing in line at wallmart. I am on the phone with my friend and there is a girl in front of me smoking hot. I was supposed to be at his house a few mintues ago. I say to my friend on the phone "im in line it must be a valentines special" and she lauphes and its game on.

hot, tall, thin, gigantic tits, i mean im talking about 34DD, with mom, lives in nice part town, right on the water,standing in line, talking about magazines, about 36 yr, verfied single, no kids.

So I get the green light from mom, great consveration about just small talk.....and I go in for the number and.

I FUCKIN CHOKE GOD DAMN it..It couldnt close the deal im soooooo mad

Im losing IT thanks for listening :)

you need a fleshlight

there's 2 people in this world.

those that are and those that want to be.
the difference between them is...
those that do and those that don't.

goddamn.. you fag

i like it!

Never be afraid to ask a girl out, or for her digits. the most she can say is no.

Or maybe Ewww. Yuck. get away loser!


:)

Maybe you wanted Moms instead

Well I think i just passed in my mind because i was trying to think of what could be wrong with her that hot with mom and caught a glimpse of a stamp tramp

that would be no mom was not good looking... what I call a Hen

There's 2 people in this world...

Those that can spell walmart

and those who can't!

:winkwink: :1orglaugh

well this was unique because the whole line was watching..it was hilarious
im thinking 80% it was a yes

OK spell checker thank you!

LOL i was typing fast and to be honest. I send so many business emails on a daily basis that i have to proof first.... its nice just to let it fly ya know...like using ...?

I hear that. I have to spell check everything. I even have the firefox spell checker extention that works on board posts. I don't care how bad of a speller someone is... I'm worse.