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Old 04-19-2002, 09:33 PM   #1
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Old 04-19-2002, 09:41 PM   #2
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I'd order one now, but I have to check with the Leader first.

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Old 04-19-2002, 09:43 PM   #3
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Did you run out of cucumbers?
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Old 04-19-2002, 09:55 PM   #4
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Did you run out of cucumbers?
do you really want to know?

well, u can! the answer to that is in the book also my friend. get it and find out!
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Old 04-19-2002, 10:04 PM   #5
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Here's Metaformx's Pic you can find on the inside of the bookjacket.

It's the only one the family had where he wasn't trying to cop a feel off of his brother.
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Old 04-19-2002, 10:10 PM   #6
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Damn Eros! Next time throw up a caution flare. I'll probably need to change my damn prescription again!
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Old 04-19-2002, 10:11 PM   #7
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i'm not gettin in the middle of this, but eros, that was funny as hell, i spit 7up on the monitor laughing
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Old 04-19-2002, 10:11 PM   #8
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Meta, don't refer to me as your friend. Brut has that job.
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Old 04-19-2002, 10:13 PM   #9
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Meta, don't refer to me as your friend. Brut has that job.
when you write a book, you refer to everyone as "friend". Thats tip 167 in my book by the way.
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Old 04-19-2002, 11:50 PM   #10
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Only one book??? I have many E-Books like that one! Don't believe me, just check it out http://www.trulymoney.com/ebooks
How about that?
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Old 04-20-2002, 12:46 AM   #11
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damn I need this book

How much?
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Old 04-20-2002, 12:59 AM   #12
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I heard the foreword was written by the Leader...
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Old 04-20-2002, 01:13 AM   #13
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damn I need this book

How much?
Regular Hardcover: $19.99
Signed Hardcover: $119.99

how many coopies would u like?
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Old 04-20-2002, 01:27 AM   #14
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Only one book??? I have many E-Books like that one! Don't believe me, just check it out http://www.trulymoney.com/ebooks
How about that?
Hi Money4all

I had a bit of a squiz on your site, on the freehost table it mentions traffic limit of 1000MB, isn't 1GB,[approx] a lil' small?

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Old 04-20-2002, 01:34 AM   #15
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<b>FUCK 7UP Dublin1</b>

I was <b>EATING</b> when I saw Ero's post...

<font color="yellow"><b>YOU BASTARD ERO's!!</b></font>

Was funny though.... after wiping up the mess.

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Old 04-20-2002, 04:49 AM   #16
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I heard the foreword was written by the Leader...
Really? I heard it was written by a monkey on crack.

Or maybe I'm thinking of the book itself...hmmm....
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Old 04-20-2002, 04:55 AM   #17
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tell me this isnt a real book why would anyone want to buy a book of a tosser like u?
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Old 04-20-2002, 04:57 AM   #18
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Can someone please tell me who "The Leader" is?
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Old 04-20-2002, 05:00 AM   #19
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tell me this isnt a real book why would anyone want to buy a book of a tosser like u?
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Old 04-20-2002, 05:44 AM   #20
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who is metaformx?
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Old 04-20-2002, 05:48 AM   #21
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Put me down for a copy
me too, hard cover one
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Old 04-20-2002, 05:49 AM   #22
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who is metaformx?
Thats him on the right
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Old 04-20-2002, 01:02 PM   #23
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Thats him on the right
LMAO
how many copies of my book do i have to give u digital for you to destroy that picture?
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Old 04-20-2002, 01:05 PM   #24
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how many copies of my book do i have to give u digital for you to destroy that picture?
Cash brutha...I work for cash...I already read the Eminem marketing book, I know how to do it.
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