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luv$ · 12-15-2005, 02:43 PM

So yesterday we went to the mall to go see King Kong, and while I was sitting on the bench waiting for my gf to get done looking at some girly store, this woman sits next to me.

She said. "you smell good, what's that you have on?" and I said, "a hard on, but i didn't know you could smell it".

*slaps knee*

gangbangjoe · 12-15-2005, 02:44 PM

Ice · 12-15-2005, 02:44 PM

More Booze · 12-15-2005, 02:46 PM

hahahaaa and this time i did actually laugh out loud...

12-15-2005, 02:46 PM

HAahhaahh! That's fucking hillarious.

jade_dragon · 12-15-2005, 02:47 PM

hahaha that is classic

gornyhuy · 12-15-2005, 02:47 PM

Suuure you did.

More like - you saw a girl from across the mall stuffing your fat face from the food court.
You were alone wishing you had a girl.
You looked longing at her and got a hard on.
She caught you ogling and gave you a dirty look and kept walking.
You cried yourself to sleep.

No offense, Just a guess.

Triple 6 · 12-15-2005, 02:47 PM

u really say that? lol, what she say?

im so stealing that line

MrLeone · 12-15-2005, 02:48 PM

Eeeeeh, I didnt get it

luv$ · 12-15-2005, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple 6

u really say that? lol, what she say?

im so stealing that line

lol, it's a joke

~Ray · 12-15-2005, 02:50 PM

Translation · 12-15-2005, 03:20 PM

why the laughter? thats not even remotely funny, not in the least.

wdsguy · 12-15-2005, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Suuure you did.

More like - you saw a girl from across the mall stuffing your fat face from the food court.
You were alone wishing you had a girl.
You looked longing at her and got a hard on.
She caught you ogling and gave you a dirty look and kept walking.
You cried yourself to sleep.

No offense, Just a guess.

haha thats what i was about to say.

People always post what they said in their "mind"

BradM · 12-15-2005, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Translation

why the laughter? thats not even remotely funny, not in the least.

I couldn't even break a slight smile. Very disappointing.

luv$ · 12-15-2005, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy

haha thats what i was about to say.

People always post what they said in their "mind"

Dude, the incident never even occured - it was a joke.

You people are strange sometimes.

pornguy · 12-15-2005, 03:32 PM

It would be funny to see someone actually say that.

DeloreanRider99 · 12-15-2005, 03:33 PM

LOL, I wish women would come up to me like that

Redrob · 12-15-2005, 03:36 PM

Nice.... good joke.

Fresh · 12-15-2005, 03:38 PM

that was really fuckin funny. i actually LOL'd

Scootermuze · 12-15-2005, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv$

Dude, the incident never even occured - it was a joke.

You people are strange sometimes.

I can't believe they've never heard it before...

PixeLs · 12-15-2005, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Suuure you did.

More like - you saw a girl from across the mall stuffing your fat face from the food court.
You were alone wishing you had a girl.
You looked longing at her and got a hard on.
She caught you ogling and gave you a dirty look and kept walking.
You cried yourself to sleep.

No offense, Just a guess.

I tried hard but it's just that I can't really relate to this.

Spunky · 12-15-2005, 08:24 PM

That was a pretty good one

luv$ · 12-16-2005, 01:25 AM

bump 4 the night crew

OG LennyT · 12-16-2005, 01:28 AM

uh, sorry dude.. not bump-worthy

adultchica · 12-16-2005, 02:14 AM

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Holy cow charlie brown! No shit hairy zit!

je_rome · 12-16-2005, 02:51 AM

you should have shown her instead, I'm sure she will more like it

reed_4 · 12-16-2005, 03:30 AM

that was a very funny experience and I just wonder what's the woman's reaction.

flashfire · 12-16-2005, 04:09 AM

I thought it was funny

Ace-wtf · 12-16-2005, 04:47 AM

not bad

DutchTeenCash · 12-16-2005, 05:00 AM

lol funny

Vitasoy · 12-16-2005, 06:18 AM

Nice one.. first time I heard that.

Spoff · 12-16-2005, 06:22 AM

Ah that's a great line.. my Uncle has been using it for YEARS

Tricksy · 12-16-2005, 08:52 AM

hahahahaha

It's so funny. I can imagine the woman's reaction :-)

Doctor Dre · 12-16-2005, 09:05 AM

OMG nice one ;) I'l try to remember it for next time I get asked what I'm wearing (hopefully it won't be a dude)

sickkittens · 12-16-2005, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

I couldn't even break a slight smile. Very disappointing.

I'm with you on that one.

Violetta · 12-16-2005, 09:12 AM

haha... good one!

luv$ · 02-13-2006, 11:41 AM

Bump for an old-school joke

DH's thread reminded me of it. ;)

Manowar · 02-13-2006, 11:45 AM

i didnt find that great

Big Red Machine · 02-13-2006, 11:49 AM

Not bad gave me a chuckle

Spankys Teens · 02-13-2006, 12:06 PM

That was frikkin hilarious

gornyhuy · 02-13-2006, 12:10 PM

I have returned to insult you again.

Loser.

luv$ · 02-13-2006, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

I have returned to insult you again.

Loser.

Yeah, because it has such an effect on me.

Deej · 02-13-2006, 01:11 PM

A smidgen funny

HorseShit · 02-13-2006, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reed_4

that was a very funny experience and I just wonder what's the woman's reaction.

it was a joke you stupid klikwhore robot

HorseShit · 02-13-2006, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by je_rome

you should have shown her instead, I'm sure she will more like it

it was a joke you stupid klikwhore robot

IWantU_Jeff · 02-13-2006, 01:43 PM

haha cute. not bad.

CIVMatt · 02-13-2006, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv$

So yesterday we went to the mall to go see King Kong, and while I was sitting on the bench waiting for my gf to get done looking at some girly store, this woman sits next to me.

She said. "you smell good, what's that you have on?" and I said, "a hard on, but i didn't know you could smell it".

*slaps knee*

Welcome to the internet

calibra · 02-13-2006, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IWantU_Jeff

haha cute. not bad.

gecko · 02-13-2006, 06:01 PM

LittleMack · 02-13-2006, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Suuure you did.

More like - you saw a girl from across the mall stuffing your fat face from the food court.
You were alone wishing you had a girl.
You looked longing at her and got a hard on.
She caught you ogling and gave you a dirty look and kept walking.
You cried yourself to sleep.

No offense, Just a guess.

Now thats funny

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