So, I was sitting on a bench at the mall, and a woman sits down next to me...
 

So yesterday we went to the mall to go see King Kong, and while I was sitting on the bench waiting for my gf to get done looking at some girly store, this woman sits next to me.

She said. "you smell good, what's that you have on?" and I said, "a hard on, but i didn't know you could smell it".


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*slaps knee*

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hahahaaa and this time i did actually laugh out loud... :1orglaugh

HAahhaahh! That's fucking hillarious.

hahaha that is classic

Suuure you did.

More like - you saw a girl from across the mall stuffing your fat face from the food court.
You were alone wishing you had a girl.
You looked longing at her and got a hard on.
She caught you ogling and gave you a dirty look and kept walking.
You cried yourself to sleep.

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No offense, Just a guess.

u really say that? lol, what she say?

im so stealing that line

Eeeeeh, I didnt get it :(

lol, it's a joke

why the laughter? thats not even remotely funny, not in the least.

haha thats what i was about to say.


People always post what they said in their "mind"

I couldn't even break a slight smile. Very disappointing.

Dude, the incident never even occured - it was a joke.

You people are strange sometimes.

It would be funny to see someone actually say that.

LOL, I wish women would come up to me like that :pimp

Nice.... good joke.

that was really fuckin funny. i actually LOL'd

I can't believe they've never heard it before...

I tried hard but it's just that I can't really relate to this. :pimp

:1orglaugh That was a pretty good one

bump 4 the night crew :)

uh, sorry dude.. not bump-worthy

Holy cow charlie brown! No shit hairy zit!
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you should have shown her instead, I'm sure she will more like it

that was a very funny experience and I just wonder what's the woman's reaction.

I thought it was funny

not bad :winkwink:

lol funny

Nice one.. first time I heard that.

Ah that's a great line.. my Uncle has been using it for YEARS

hahahahaha

It's so funny. I can imagine the woman's reaction :-)

OMG nice one ;) I'l try to remember it for next time I get asked what I'm wearing (hopefully it won't be a dude)

I'm with you on that one. :disgust

haha... good one! :1orglaugh

Bump for an old-school joke

DH's thread reminded me of it. ;)

i didnt find that great

Not bad gave me a chuckle

That was frikkin hilarious

I have returned to insult you again.

Loser.

Yeah, because it has such an effect on me.:winkwink:

A smidgen funny

it was a joke you stupid klikwhore robot

it was a joke you stupid klikwhore robot

haha cute. not bad.

Welcome to the internet

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Now thats funny