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Old 02-11-2006, 05:50 PM   #1
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Dirty little secrets about Steve Lightspeed

I'll start.

I'm afraid of plugged-up toilets. Its true. At my dinner party at Phoenix Forum last year, our sewer system failed and all our toilets backed up. I was so freaked out, I couldn't be in the house. I had to go stand in my yard!
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Old 02-11-2006, 05:52 PM   #2
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I heard that you get blow jobs of your models. I think this practise and unacceptable.

Personally I fuck them over my desk getting them to call me daddy. Is this wrong?
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Old 02-11-2006, 05:56 PM   #3
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I heard that you get blow jobs of your models. I think this practise and unacceptable.

Personally I fuck them over my desk getting them to call me daddy. Is this wrong?

Who's your daddy!!


Ah so that's why you were outside the whole night at the party Steve.. Sorry I plugged up your toilet BTW
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Old 02-11-2006, 06:00 PM   #4
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must be all those tampons the girlies have been flushing down your toilet
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Old 02-11-2006, 06:03 PM   #5
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must be all those tampons the girlies have been flushing down your toilet

LOL, Poor Steve!

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Old 02-11-2006, 08:09 PM   #6
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I know all of Steve Lightspeed's "dirty little secrets".

If anyone is interested I have a CD here in my desk labled "blackmail". After I remove certain photos of myself it goes to the highest bidder!
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Old 02-11-2006, 08:17 PM   #7
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I know all of Steve Lightspeed's "dirty little secrets".

If anyone is interested I have a CD here in my desk labled "blackmail". After I remove certain photos of myself it goes to the highest bidder!

$3.50 is my bid
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Old 02-11-2006, 08:43 PM   #8
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I know all of Steve Lightspeed's "dirty little secrets".

If anyone is interested I have a CD here in my desk labled "blackmail". After I remove certain photos of myself it goes to the highest bidder!
Only one? I have a 3 volume set of yours!

Volume 1: Rochard's Early Years, "Dirty Little Secrets of Little Rochard"
Volume 2: Rochard in the Military: "Dirty Little Soldier Secrets"
Volume 3: Webmaster Rochard: "Dirty Little Secrets after a bottle of Jager"

Plus, I'm about to publish a Greatest Hits CD: "Best of Rochard's Dirty Little Secrets"
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Old 02-11-2006, 08:47 PM   #9
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I thought the real reason was that when you left the bathroom,people would accuse you of plugging up the toilet from a big steamer
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Old 02-11-2006, 08:56 PM   #10
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my little secrets are all out there and i don't mind
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Old 02-11-2006, 09:07 PM   #11
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I'll start.

I'm afraid of plugged-up toilets. Its true. At my dinner party at Phoenix Forum last year, our sewer system failed and all our toilets backed up. I was so freaked out, I couldn't be in the house. I had to go stand in my yard!
I can actually attest to this...thought we were going to have to shoot him with a tranquilizer

As for myself, if anyone's interested I've got:
"Dirty Little Secrets of Lightspeed & Rochard: Phoenix Forums" Volumes 3-4, "Dirty Little Secrets of Lightspeed & Rochard: YPMexico - 2004"
"Dirty Little Secrets of Lightspeed & Rochard: Best of Casa Del Lightspeed"

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Old 02-11-2006, 09:23 PM   #12
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Old 02-11-2006, 09:31 PM   #13
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Only one? I have a 3 volume set of yours!

Volume 1: Rochard's Early Years, "Dirty Little Secrets of Little Rochard"
Volume 2: Rochard in the Military: "Dirty Little Soldier Secrets"
Volume 3: Webmaster Rochard: "Dirty Little Secrets after a bottle of Jager"

Plus, I'm about to publish a Greatest Hits CD: "Best of Rochard's Dirty Little Secrets"
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Old 02-11-2006, 09:32 PM   #14
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I have no secrets, what everyone see's is what everyone gets.

That way there are never any nasty little surprises.

I like it that way.

;-)
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Old 02-11-2006, 11:46 PM   #15
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steve.. u served mexican food.. what did u expect to happen to the toliets?? :D

good times tho :D
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Old 02-12-2006, 12:52 AM   #16
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I was nowhere near the toilets that night!
And I have my own Greatest Hits Collection with SteveLightspeed and Rochard. Anything they have of me was photoshopped!
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