Dirty little secrets about Steve Lightspeed
 

I'll start.

I'm afraid of plugged-up toilets. Its true. At my dinner party at Phoenix Forum last year, our sewer system failed and all our toilets backed up. I was so freaked out, I couldn't be in the house. I had to go stand in my yard!

I heard that you get blow jobs of your models. I think this practise and unacceptable.

Personally I fuck them over my desk getting them to call me daddy. Is this wrong?

:1orglaugh Who's your daddy!!


Ah so that's why you were outside the whole night at the party Steve.. Sorry I plugged up your toilet BTW :Oh crap

must be all those tampons the girlies have been flushing down your toilet :1orglaugh

LOL, Poor Steve!

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I know all of Steve Lightspeed's "dirty little secrets".

If anyone is interested I have a CD here in my desk labled "blackmail". After I remove certain photos of myself it goes to the highest bidder!

$3.50 is my bid

Only one? I have a 3 volume set of yours!

Volume 1: Rochard's Early Years, "Dirty Little Secrets of Little Rochard"
Volume 2: Rochard in the Military: "Dirty Little Soldier Secrets"
Volume 3: Webmaster Rochard: "Dirty Little Secrets after a bottle of Jager"

Plus, I'm about to publish a Greatest Hits CD: "Best of Rochard's Dirty Little Secrets"

I thought the real reason was that when you left the bathroom,people would accuse you of plugging up the toilet from a big steamer :helpme

my little secrets are all out there and i don't mind :)

I can actually attest to this...thought we were going to have to shoot him with a tranquilizer :1orglaugh

As for myself, if anyone's interested I've got:
"Dirty Little Secrets of Lightspeed & Rochard: Phoenix Forums" Volumes 3-4, "Dirty Little Secrets of Lightspeed & Rochard: YPMexico - 2004"
"Dirty Little Secrets of Lightspeed & Rochard: Best of Casa Del Lightspeed"

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the secret's out:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I have no secrets, what everyone see's is what everyone gets.

That way there are never any nasty little surprises.

I like it that way.

;-)

steve.. u served mexican food.. what did u expect to happen to the toliets?? :D

good times tho :D

I was nowhere near the toilets that night!
And I have my own Greatest Hits Collection with SteveLightspeed and Rochard. Anything they have of me was photoshopped!