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Old 02-09-2006, 09:58 PM   #1
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wana hear me do something stupid?

so I'm seeing a girl named catrina.

i'm exercising sun night - full tilt and i get a phone call about 10:30pm

What i HEAR is - hi, it's catrina. I'm at my parents and we're done - wana go for a drink.

now catrina goes to her parents every sun night, so I say ok, lets meet up at the 7-11 parking lot and go from there.


so i'm waiting - dumb de dumb dumb dumb - and a girl I saw about 2-3 months ago - CORRINA - jumps in the car. I heard the name WRONG.

I duno what to do? I'm stumped. So i take her out and play a few games of pool with her and have a couple of drinks.

I honestly thought I head her say Catrina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-09-2006, 09:59 PM   #2
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yes i told catrina about it - she laughed at me.
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Old 02-09-2006, 09:59 PM   #3
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Hahaha!

Damn, that sucks.

Did a similar thing before. This guy Mike called me up, asking to go out. I thought it was the one I really liked...turned out to be someone completly different. Oops!
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Old 02-09-2006, 10:00 PM   #4
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Still funny every time I hear it! Next time text message me and I'll give you the "emergency" escape call bonehead
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Old 02-09-2006, 10:01 PM   #5
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Did you stick it in her pooper?

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Old 02-09-2006, 10:03 PM   #6
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Old 02-09-2006, 10:05 PM   #7
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Buy her a slurpee anyways?
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Old 02-09-2006, 10:06 PM   #8
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Similar in a way to what happened to me a few years ago. I was seeing a girl named Diana. Her twin lookalike sister's name was Dana. Imagine naming twin girls Dana and Diana. If you say the name Diana quick enough over the phone it sounds like Dana, and vice-versa.

Well you can guess what happened. I phoned her one night, the brother answered. I told him who I was and I asked for Diana.
"She's not home"
"Okay, can you tell her I called?"
"Sure"

Later I get a call from Diana, she's all pissed off that I asked for her sister instead of her. I try to tell her I asked for her and that maybe her brother heard it wrong since the names are so similar.... she wouldn't hear any of it. We hung up, I found myself saying "What a fucking BITCH!" out loud.....

but the downside was that she was hot, she had an incredible rack, tanned and blonde.

But yeah, I was better off without her. :D
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Old 02-09-2006, 10:07 PM   #9
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I fucked her.......
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