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Old 02-09-2006, 12:00 AM   #1
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THE VAN DAMMINATOR!!!! - The guy who knocked out Van Damme in real life.

some of you already know this story, but it's worth it for those who don't since we've been in a van damme hype lately.

his former bodyguard (at the time), knocked him the fuck out for talking shit. the guy who knocked him out played "Chucky Pancamo" from HBO's Oz. his oz bio is here





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Van Damme Humbled by Rourke Ex-Bodyguard

by Daniel Frankel
Feb 5, 1998, 6:10 PM PT


Word spread quickly through Manhattan about a Wednesday night celebrity barroom brawl involving action star Jean-Claude Van Damme and a former bodyguard for not-much-action star Mickey Rourke.

A spokesperson for the upscale topless bar Score's--infamous hangout for the likes of Howard Stern and his cronies--confirms there were indeed fisticuffs involving the parties.

No police report was taken and no arrests were made. Publicists for both Van Damme and Rourke refused to return phone calls on Thursday.

However, Friday's New York news tabloids were breathless with details, not to mention quotes from the I-Decked-Van-Damme man himself.

"He's just a very arrogant and disrespectful person," says Chuck Zito, the ex-bodyguard (who reportedly also worked for Jean-Claude, as well as Sylvester Stallone, Sean Penn and Charlie Sheen), sometime stuntman and current president of the Hell's Angels, in the New York Post. Zito claims responsibility for the Van Damme clocking.

Trouble started when Van Damme walked into Score's with Rourke. Zito walked over to the table to shoot the breeze with his former bosses.

When Zito and Rourke turned their back on Van Damme, the Street Fighter star reputedly started dissing Zito.

"He was saying, 'Chuck Zito doesn't have any heart,'" Zito tells the newspaper. "There are people who will take that kind of abuse. I am not one of them."

So, Zito asked Van Damme to step outside. The way Zito puts it in the Daily News, the so-called Muscles from Brussels took off his glasses and was "gearing up to come at me."

"I just didn't give him a chance," Zito says.

No, he didn't. Zito floored Mr. Hard Target with a one-two suckerpunch combo.

Rourke played peacemaker: "If I weren't there, Chuck would have killed him," the actor tells the Daily News.

Van Damme left the club under his own power, reportedly signing autographs on the way out.
http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,2498,00.html

can you imagine van damme saying that, "Chuck Zito doesn't have any heart"
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Old 02-09-2006, 09:40 AM   #2
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this thread is definitely worthy of a bump.
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Old 02-09-2006, 09:43 AM   #3
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We've all done it. What's the big deal?
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Old 02-09-2006, 09:44 AM   #4
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lol who got owned
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Old 02-09-2006, 09:45 AM   #5
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bah...... it's a false story invented by small people.
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Old 02-09-2006, 09:45 AM   #6
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Van Damme >= Chuck Norris
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Old 02-09-2006, 09:48 AM   #7
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Van Damme >= Chuck Norris
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Old 02-09-2006, 09:49 AM   #8
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Old 02-09-2006, 09:52 AM   #9
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Damn right.
>= means 'does not equal' (I think), meaning that Van Damme isn't invincible like Chuck Norris...

It might be =< and not >=
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>= means 'does not equal' (I think), meaning that Van Damme isn't invincible like Chuck Norris...
GREATER THAN OR EQUAL TO...


which made you correct...
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Old 02-09-2006, 09:55 AM   #11
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Chuck Zito > Van Damme. he proved it with a 1-2 combination.
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Chuck Zito > Van Damme. he proved it with a 1-2 combination.
Van Damme was obviously just being chivalrous.
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Old 02-09-2006, 10:12 AM   #13
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I heard reports Van Damme was dancing a little too close to Chucks girl.....

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Old 02-09-2006, 10:13 AM   #14
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Iv'e heard van damme is a very good fighter, what happenned?
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Old 02-09-2006, 10:14 AM   #15
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"Van Damme left the club under his own power, reportedly signing autographs on the way out. "

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Old 02-09-2006, 10:35 AM   #16
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Celebrities behaving badly... what IS the world coming to?
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Old 02-09-2006, 10:50 AM   #17
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I remember that. During an interview he told someone that took a defensive position. Chuck Zito responded on the Howard Stern show that Van Damme meant a fetal position.
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Old 02-09-2006, 10:50 AM   #18
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anybody will go down to a sucker punch...That's some cowardly bullshit
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Old 02-09-2006, 10:51 AM   #19
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That dudes a hardcore hells angel too... I would not fuck with his ass.. Vandamme is lucky his ass was not made into worm meat back then..
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That dudes a hardcore hells angel too... I would not fuck with his ass.. Vandamme is lucky his ass was not made into worm meat back then..
No doubt about it just hate sucker punches
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No doubt about it just hate sucker punches
At least he knocked his ass out.. Someone had to.. look how much Vandamme cooled out after that.. lol
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Old 02-09-2006, 11:02 AM   #22
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Sucker punching doesn't really demonstrate much heart.

Van Dam should be bagging on people anyway. Probably deserved a good punch in the face.
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Old 02-09-2006, 11:03 AM   #23
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sucker punches ar e a way of life...maybe try not mouthing off to people


i know when i was in scores i was very respectful

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suckerpunch combo ?? haha.. and the guy was bragging?

Maybe I should try to beat up Tyson with some sneak kick attack from the back !
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The guy that knocked him out was Chuck Zito, who was president of the hells angels. It happend at Scores.
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suckerpunch combo ?? haha.. and the guy was bragging?

Maybe I should try to beat up Tyson with some sneak kick attack from the back !
I saw Tyson at PF Changs a couple of weeks ago. Unless you use a weapon, you ain't knocking him out. He is a fireplug.
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The guy that knocked him out was Chuck Zito, who was president of the hells angels. It happend at Scores.
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a sucker punch doesnt prove anything
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I saw Tyson at PF Changs a couple of weeks ago. Unless you use a weapon, you ain't knocking him out. He is a fireplug.
you mean he's a real "buttplug"

tyson's crazier than a ferris wheel operator at the town fair
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It's been pretty common knowledge for a long time that Van Damme is a complete non-hetero asshole. He had it coming.
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every dog has its day, even a shitty dog like Van Damme
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Van Damme had it coming
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michael clark duncan or ving rhames, forget which, knocked out van damme too, when he used to be a bodyguard, he told everyone on leno.
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I'm glad I'm not the only person who understands a sucker punch doesn't mean you can kick someones ass.
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Talk about off-screen vulnerability..
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He seems like the pompous arrogant type..probably had his ass kicked a few times
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The so called reporter calls it a sucker punch. Doesn't make it so. If a guy is coming at you after an exchange of words and you throw a punch at his face, that is not a sucker punch. Fuck, you 'tards would think every first punch thrown in a fight was a sucker punch.
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Old 02-09-2006, 06:06 PM   #38
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And everyone knows that Chuck Norris would destroy Van Damme.
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