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galleryseek 02-09-2006 12:00 AM

THE VAN DAMMINATOR!!!! - The guy who knocked out Van Damme in real life.
 
some of you already know this story, but it's worth it for those who don't since we've been in a van damme hype lately.

his former bodyguard (at the time), knocked him the fuck out for talking shit. the guy who knocked him out played "Chucky Pancamo" from HBO's Oz. his oz bio is here

http://www.chuckzito.com/toons/images/chuck4.jpg

http://chuckzito.com/action_photos/images/chul107.jpg

Quote:

Van Damme Humbled by Rourke Ex-Bodyguard

by Daniel Frankel
Feb 5, 1998, 6:10 PM PT


Word spread quickly through Manhattan about a Wednesday night celebrity barroom brawl involving action star Jean-Claude Van Damme and a former bodyguard for not-much-action star Mickey Rourke.

A spokesperson for the upscale topless bar Score's--infamous hangout for the likes of Howard Stern and his cronies--confirms there were indeed fisticuffs involving the parties.

No police report was taken and no arrests were made. Publicists for both Van Damme and Rourke refused to return phone calls on Thursday.

However, Friday's New York news tabloids were breathless with details, not to mention quotes from the I-Decked-Van-Damme man himself.

"He's just a very arrogant and disrespectful person," says Chuck Zito, the ex-bodyguard (who reportedly also worked for Jean-Claude, as well as Sylvester Stallone, Sean Penn and Charlie Sheen), sometime stuntman and current president of the Hell's Angels, in the New York Post. Zito claims responsibility for the Van Damme clocking.

Trouble started when Van Damme walked into Score's with Rourke. Zito walked over to the table to shoot the breeze with his former bosses.

When Zito and Rourke turned their back on Van Damme, the Street Fighter star reputedly started dissing Zito.

"He was saying, 'Chuck Zito doesn't have any heart,'" Zito tells the newspaper. "There are people who will take that kind of abuse. I am not one of them."

So, Zito asked Van Damme to step outside. The way Zito puts it in the Daily News, the so-called Muscles from Brussels took off his glasses and was "gearing up to come at me."

"I just didn't give him a chance," Zito says.

No, he didn't. Zito floored Mr. Hard Target with a one-two suckerpunch combo.

Rourke played peacemaker: "If I weren't there, Chuck would have killed him," the actor tells the Daily News.

Van Damme left the club under his own power, reportedly signing autographs on the way out.
http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,2498,00.html

:1orglaugh can you imagine van damme saying that, "Chuck Zito doesn't have any heart"

galleryseek 02-09-2006 09:40 AM

this thread is definitely worthy of a bump.

who 02-09-2006 09:43 AM

We've all done it. What's the big deal?

gangbangjoe 02-09-2006 09:44 AM

lol who got owned :1orglaugh

who 02-09-2006 09:45 AM

bah...... it's a false story invented by small people.

opulence 02-09-2006 09:45 AM

Van Damme >= Chuck Norris

who 02-09-2006 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by opulence
Van Damme >= Chuck Norris

Damn right.

http://www.completemartialarts.com/w...s/damme006.gif

who 02-09-2006 09:49 AM

I am never closing this thread.

http://www.completemartialarts.com/w...s/damme001.gif

opulence 02-09-2006 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who
Damn right.

>= means 'does not equal' (I think), meaning that Van Damme isn't invincible like Chuck Norris...

It might be =< and not >=

who 02-09-2006 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by opulence
>= means 'does not equal' (I think), meaning that Van Damme isn't invincible like Chuck Norris...

GREATER THAN OR EQUAL TO...


which made you correct...

galleryseek 02-09-2006 09:55 AM

Chuck Zito > Van Damme. he proved it with a 1-2 combination. :(

who 02-09-2006 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by galleryseek
Chuck Zito > Van Damme. he proved it with a 1-2 combination. :(

Van Damme was obviously just being chivalrous.

ionic 02-09-2006 10:12 AM

I heard reports Van Damme was dancing a little too close to Chucks girl.....

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/dammedance.jpg

axelcat 02-09-2006 10:13 AM

Iv'e heard van damme is a very good fighter, what happenned?

Nismo 02-09-2006 10:14 AM

"Van Damme left the club under his own power, reportedly signing autographs on the way out. "

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

GlydeGirl 02-09-2006 10:35 AM

Celebrities behaving badly... what IS the world coming to?

G-Rotica 02-09-2006 10:50 AM

I remember that. During an interview he told someone that took a defensive position. Chuck Zito responded on the Howard Stern show that Van Damme meant a fetal position.

xclusive 02-09-2006 10:50 AM

anybody will go down to a sucker punch...That's some cowardly bullshit:)

media 02-09-2006 10:51 AM

That dudes a hardcore hells angel too... I would not fuck with his ass.. Vandamme is lucky his ass was not made into worm meat back then..

xclusive 02-09-2006 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by media
That dudes a hardcore hells angel too... I would not fuck with his ass.. Vandamme is lucky his ass was not made into worm meat back then..

No doubt about it just hate sucker punches:)

media 02-09-2006 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive
No doubt about it just hate sucker punches:)

At least he knocked his ass out.. Someone had to.. look how much Vandamme cooled out after that.. lol

scardog 02-09-2006 11:02 AM

Sucker punching doesn't really demonstrate much heart.

Van Dam should be bagging on people anyway. Probably deserved a good punch in the face.

Phoenix 02-09-2006 11:03 AM

sucker punches ar e a way of life...maybe try not mouthing off to people


i know when i was in scores i was very respectful

woodsy is a good guy

xxxdesign-net 02-09-2006 11:08 AM

suckerpunch combo ?? haha.. and the guy was bragging?

Maybe I should try to beat up Tyson with some sneak kick attack from the back !

ajrocks 02-09-2006 11:08 AM

The guy that knocked him out was Chuck Zito, who was president of the hells angels. It happend at Scores.

xNetworx 02-09-2006 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net
suckerpunch combo ?? haha.. and the guy was bragging?

Maybe I should try to beat up Tyson with some sneak kick attack from the back !

I saw Tyson at PF Changs a couple of weeks ago. Unless you use a weapon, you ain't knocking him out. He is a fireplug.

DamageX 02-09-2006 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ajrocks
The guy that knocked him out was Chuck Zito, who was president of the hells angels. It happend at Scores.

http://evula.org/dragoon/pics/captain.obvious.jpg

nico-t 02-09-2006 11:18 AM

a sucker punch doesnt prove anything

marketsmart 02-09-2006 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn
I saw Tyson at PF Changs a couple of weeks ago. Unless you use a weapon, you ain't knocking him out. He is a fireplug.

you mean he's a real "buttplug"

tyson's crazier than a ferris wheel operator at the town fair

dissipate 02-09-2006 12:11 PM

It's been pretty common knowledge for a long time that Van Damme is a complete non-hetero asshole. He had it coming.

tristan_D 02-09-2006 04:26 PM

every dog has its day, even a shitty dog like Van Damme

WME 02-09-2006 05:13 PM

Van Damme had it coming :1orglaugh

Wiggles 02-09-2006 05:29 PM

michael clark duncan or ving rhames, forget which, knocked out van damme too, when he used to be a bodyguard, he told everyone on leno.

OsirisID 02-09-2006 05:49 PM

I'm glad I'm not the only person who understands a sucker punch doesn't mean you can kick someones ass.

PixeLs 02-09-2006 05:51 PM

Talk about off-screen vulnerability.. :1orglaugh

Spunky 02-09-2006 05:53 PM

He seems like the pompous arrogant type..probably had his ass kicked a few times

chodadog 02-09-2006 06:06 PM

The so called reporter calls it a sucker punch. Doesn't make it so. If a guy is coming at you after an exchange of words and you throw a punch at his face, that is not a sucker punch. Fuck, you 'tards would think every first punch thrown in a fight was a sucker punch.

chodadog 02-09-2006 06:06 PM

And everyone knows that Chuck Norris would destroy Van Damme.


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