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adultchica · 02-09-2006, 12:26 AM

and you are all alone.

Does porn still do it for you?

Or do you close your eyes and imagine someone?

And to the guys: fleshlight or hand?

Snake Doctor · 02-09-2006, 12:27 AM

3 things

1) Vaseline
2) Kitty Litter
3) Broomstick

I'm sure you can figure the rest out

elitecontent · 02-09-2006, 12:28 AM

Let's not talk about kitty litter and broomsticks... I'm still not allowed in most south american countries

phonesex · 02-09-2006, 12:29 AM

adultchica? If we answer, will it turn you on?

FlogTheLog · 02-09-2006, 12:29 AM

i use my hand

and i leave the blinds open so anyone wlaking pass can see

SmutGiant · 02-09-2006, 12:29 AM

I dont even get horny anymore... "rubbing one out" has just become routine... usually the first thing and last thing of each day.

Jakke PNG · 02-09-2006, 12:30 AM

I put a pencil in my peehole

phonesex · 02-09-2006, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

I put a pencil in my peehole

What about your ass? a broomstick?

Jakke PNG · 02-09-2006, 12:34 AM

No. Just the pencil in the peehole.

phonesex · 02-09-2006, 12:35 AM

I'm glad we cleared that up.

adultchica · 02-09-2006, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

No. Just the pencil in the peehole.

that sounds painful

NoWhErE · 02-09-2006, 12:39 AM

I usually tell the priest to stop it and to wait until we're alone

Monique Niccole · 02-09-2006, 02:05 AM

Read some erotic stories, watch something from my porn stash, or fantasize.

I think the bigger question here is...what do YOU do adultchica?

Donny · 02-09-2006, 02:14 AM

I bend Belinda over and... well, I'm sure you can figure it out...

Jakke PNG · 02-09-2006, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny

I bend Belinda over and... well, I'm sure you can figure it out...

You sniff her butt, make a sandwich and watch some tv alone in the dark and cry?

gecko · 02-09-2006, 02:38 AM

my fleshlight comes in handy

Kevin - The PNN · 02-09-2006, 02:48 AM

Fleshlight or the wife

reynold · 02-09-2006, 03:55 AM

this is the high time where fleshlight's roles are very crucial

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sonofsam · 02-09-2006, 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

You sniff her butt, make a sandwich and watch some tv alone in the dark and cry?

Vitasoy · 02-09-2006, 04:40 AM

I beat my meat of course.

RevSand · 02-09-2006, 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Afrekete

I think the bigger question here is...what do YOU do adultchica?

Thats what I was thinking....

Hearing that story in DETAIL will help me next time!

everestcash · 02-09-2006, 06:01 AM

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BabeHunter · 02-09-2006, 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmutGiant

I dont even get horny anymore... "rubbing one out" has just become routine... usually the first thing and last thing of each day.

haha yeah like drinking coffee in the morning

Hardlinks · 02-09-2006, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by BabeHunter

haha yeah like drinking coffee in the morning

I hope you washed your hands befor typing that.

BabeHunter · 02-09-2006, 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hardlinks

I hope you washed your hands befor typing that.

yeah it's 3PM here already

reed_4 · 02-09-2006, 06:42 AM

I dial my ex-gf's number and we some hot sex on phone.

Holly · 02-09-2006, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reed_4

I dial my ex-gf's number and we some hot sex on phone.

I can just imagine what that's like.

her: Oh baby, I'm so horny
reed_4: That looks really great.
her: Tell me what you want to do to me.
reed_4: I like that too.
her: Where are you gonna touch me?
reed_4: Wow, that is good news.
her: Do you know how wet I am?
reed_4: Nice pictures.
her: Are you hard baby?
reed_4: That's cool.
her: Are you touching yourself?
reed_4: Bump for you.

ssp · 02-09-2006, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

I can just imagine what that's like.

her: Oh baby, I'm so horny
reed_4: That looks really great.
her: Tell me what you want to do to me.
reed_4: I like that too.
her: Where are you gonna touch me?
reed_4: Wow, that is good news.
her: Do you know how wet I am?
reed_4: Nice pictures.
her: Are you hard baby?
reed_4: That's cool.
her: Are you touching yourself?
reed_4: Bump for you.

her: I'm coming... oohhh.. that was great reed_4!!
reed_4: Congrats to all the winners.

Holly · 02-09-2006, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp

her: I'm coming... oohhh.. that was great reed_4!!
reed_4: Congrats to all the winners.

I bet his birth name really is reed_4.

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