What do you do when you're horny?
 

and you are all alone.

Does porn still do it for you? :upsidedow

Or do you close your eyes and imagine someone?

And to the guys: fleshlight or hand? :pimp

3 things

1) Vaseline
2) Kitty Litter
3) Broomstick

I'm sure you can figure the rest out

Let's not talk about kitty litter and broomsticks... I'm still not allowed in most south american countries

adultchica? If we answer, will it turn you on?

i use my hand :(

and i leave the blinds open so anyone wlaking pass can see :upsidedow

I dont even get horny anymore... "rubbing one out" has just become routine... usually the first thing and last thing of each day.

I put a pencil in my peehole

What about your ass? a broomstick?

No. Just the pencil in the peehole.

I'm glad we cleared that up.

that sounds painful :1orglaugh

I usually tell the priest to stop it and to wait until we're alone

Read some erotic stories, watch something from my porn stash, or fantasize.

I think the bigger question here is...what do YOU do adultchica?

I bend Belinda over and... well, I'm sure you can figure it out...

You sniff her butt, make a sandwich and watch some tv alone in the dark and cry?

my fleshlight comes in handy

Fleshlight or the wife

this is the high time where fleshlight's roles are very crucial

YOUU MMMEaaNN LLIIIKKKEE RIIIGIGHT NOWWW



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I beat my meat of course. :)

Thats what I was thinking....

Hearing that story in DETAIL will help me next time!

yeah let's here a story from adultchica

haha yeah like drinking coffee in the morning :1orglaugh

I hope you washed your hands befor typing that.

yeah it's 3PM here already

I dial my ex-gf's number and we some hot sex on phone.

I can just imagine what that's like.


her: Oh baby, I'm so horny
reed_4: That looks really great.
her: Tell me what you want to do to me.
reed_4: I like that too.
her: Where are you gonna touch me?
reed_4: Wow, that is good news.
her: Do you know how wet I am?
reed_4: Nice pictures.
her: Are you hard baby?
reed_4: That's cool.
her: Are you touching yourself?
reed_4: Bump for you.

her: I'm coming... oohhh.. that was great reed_4!!
reed_4: Congrats to all the winners.

I bet his birth name really is reed_4.

wank socks!

Ok, I want Holly and TGF to know those two replies had me crying I was laughing so hard....


dayummm, this thread should get some type of award, if it keeps running like it is it'll get right up there next to the 'oh face with phatzane' status...

:thumbsup :thumbsup